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Old January 3rd, 2010, 11:34 PM   #4841 (permalink)
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Same as a plate of Liver and Onions at Mary Ann's diner. $5.25

Is it true Penny that you had a rhinoplasty so you could talk like The flashy girl from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran?

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Old January 4th, 2010, 03:12 AM   #4842 (permalink)
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Hoodie's new year's resolution was to continue his eternal quest for the perfect hat.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 03:49 AM   #4843 (permalink)
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Hoodie's new year's resolution was to continue his eternal quest for the perfect hat.
Who needs a hat when he's got the perfect collection of Hoodies?

But I think in this New Year, I'll be calling him Hoodsie, after that quintessential Baaaahstin (Boston, that is) ice milk treat, the Hoodsie.
Here it is being served at Mary Ann's, the perfect ending for the Blue Plate Special (mystery meatloaf, watery mixed veg, beets, runny mash potatoes, two slices of white bread).



Um... wait, what?
Oh -- Moggl. Nobody knows what to say about Moggl. He bought an 70's Orange amp because it has fist and wavy lines instead of confusing Englischer wortes? Oh what am I saying. Moggl is proficient in seventeen languages; unfortunately none of them are currently spoken on planet earth, so there's that. But it's good to see him around, after being away for a spell. So how was the food at the Landsberg lockup, M?
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Old January 4th, 2010, 05:28 AM   #4844 (permalink)
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PennyCentury not only invented the question mark, but also the sparrow and rather curiously, trousers.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 05:50 AM   #4845 (permalink)
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Old January 4th, 2010, 06:05 AM   #4846 (permalink)
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GaryJ likes to spend his leisure time relaxing after a busy day. He likes to relax back in his comfy chair with his pipe and slippers, a glass of absynthe in his had. For visual relaxation he tunes his 50" flat screen LED TV to the AV channel, where he watches a 4 hour VHS of analog TV snow that was given to him for his 21st birthday, played at half speed. And there, in amongst the snow and the flicker and flow he sees millenia upon millenia of his ancestors all staring back at him and waving madly.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 12:33 PM   #4847 (permalink)
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In Hoodie's home town, each unit in a block of tenement flats is called a millenia.

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Old January 4th, 2010, 12:38 PM   #4848 (permalink)
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redstringuitarrrrr is the founder and sole member of the Terry Jones Appreciation Society. John Cleese once approached red for membership, but John was sent packing and told to silly-walk his way back to Lancashire.

(that's strange, this last line gets guffaws in Kent, I'm told)
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Old January 4th, 2010, 12:53 PM   #4849 (permalink)
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Penny is one of the old-school "Live Free or Die" brigade and has published a poem, inspired by the the famous literary work of Sarah Josepha Hale, entitled "Mary Had a Little too Much Lamb".
Penny often vists her uncle, Alan Bartlett Shepard Jr. and enjoys weightlessness in his patented antigravity machine.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:11 PM   #4850 (permalink)
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Redstringguitar does not enjoy the enveloping emotional ways of the modern day. In fact, he likes curtains. Shiny yellow curtains. With lace.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:34 PM   #4851 (permalink)
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mr. hatman often opts for earmuffs.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:47 PM   #4852 (permalink)
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jazztele makes many mistakes, which he passes off as jazz.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:55 PM   #4853 (permalink)
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redstringguitar listens to jazztele make many mistakes and thinks, "How avant garde".
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Old January 4th, 2010, 01:58 PM   #4854 (permalink)
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jazztele makes many mistakes, which he passes off as jazz.
that's not a lie.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 02:35 PM   #4855 (permalink)
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jazztele stumbled across this site looking for info on tele tubbies.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 05:39 PM   #4856 (permalink)
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I don't need to make up lies about GaryJ, he's quite capable of making up his own. He's what he says about himself on his twitter homepage,

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Old January 4th, 2010, 07:17 PM   #4857 (permalink)
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jazztele makes many mistakes, which he passes off as jazz.
Redstring thought that's how jazz was invented, or at least Bebop.
That, and flatted thirds.
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Old January 4th, 2010, 11:32 PM   #4858 (permalink)
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C'mon Penny, you can tell us. Which one came first, jazz or jazz cigarettes? I know you know...
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Old January 5th, 2010, 12:53 AM   #4859 (permalink)
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I think you've hit on something there, Hoodsie.
("jazz cigarettes" is slang for Mu.ggles, K.i.f, G.anja, Mar.yJa.ne, etc.)

Condensed timeline:
2727 B.C. First recorded use of c.annabis as medicine in Chinese pharmacopoeia. In every part of the world humankind has used cann.abis for a wide variety of health problems.

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June 2003 Canada is first country in the world to offer medical ma.rijuana to its patients.

So it's only taken 4,000 years to get this far. QED.

Please excuse if I have violated some TOS or AUP here. I am not a drugs user, but if I ever develop glaucoma...
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Old January 5th, 2010, 01:46 AM   #4860 (permalink)
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Didn't Aunt Jen bake cookies for you once? You know she looks like Jerry Garcia's sister. Just sayin'
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