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Old June 28th, 2009, 08:13 PM   #401 (permalink)
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Adifferentbreed breaks into Guitar Centers to replace every Tele pickguard screw with Phillips head screws, just to mess with the tone.

(PS: FYI, "Penny Century" is a character from Jaime Hernandez' Love and Rockets; she is H. R. Costigan's mistress and wants to be a superhero.)

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Old June 28th, 2009, 08:29 PM   #404 (permalink)
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Old June 28th, 2009, 08:34 PM   #405 (permalink)
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Old June 28th, 2009, 08:42 PM   #406 (permalink)
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Nope, that's not me, I'm the one in the middle.
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Old June 28th, 2009, 09:50 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Old June 28th, 2009, 11:34 PM   #413 (permalink)
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SimonC's mother wears Army Boots... wait, what? Oh -- she's a punkette, and this isn't an insult any more... Durn it!
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JPark admitted in court, that he is in fact, Esteban. Even worse, he has admitted, he had the hat surgically attached to his winky, but something went drastically wrong.

Or his winky has learned how to talk............
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Old June 29th, 2009, 02:29 AM   #420 (permalink)
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...and is still waiting for royalty checks.
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