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PennyCentury · June 28th, 2009, 08:13 PM

Adifferentbreed breaks into Guitar Centers to replace every Tele pickguard screw with Phillips head screws, just to mess with the tone.

(PS: FYI, "Penny Century" is a character from Jaime Hernandez' Love and Rockets; she is H. R. Costigan's mistress and wants to be a superhero.)

homerzeppelin · June 28th, 2009, 08:18 PM

PennyCentury wrote the Klondike Bar jingle.

redstringuitar · June 28th, 2009, 08:28 PM

adifferentbreed makes a living teaching flamenco guitar to one-armed bandits along the Mexican border.

redstringuitar · June 28th, 2009, 08:29 PM

PennyCentury only urinates every 100 years.

PennyCentury · June 28th, 2009, 08:34 PM

Redstringguitar is all that's left of triplets

redstringuitar · June 28th, 2009, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

Redstringguitar is all that's left of triplets

Nope, that's not me, I'm the one in the middle.

homerzeppelin · June 28th, 2009, 09:50 PM

redstringguitar is the one who stole Jimmy Page's black Les Paul.

surfoverb · June 28th, 2009, 10:16 PM

Homerzeppelin's favorite band is Whitesnake.

Wardpike · June 28th, 2009, 10:25 PM

Surfoverb's favorite band is Poison

Joe-Bob · June 28th, 2009, 10:39 PM

Ward is married to Sweet Betsy from Pike.

buddywayne · June 28th, 2009, 11:14 PM

Joe-Bob is writing a cookbook with top ten ways to eat armadillo.

simonc · June 28th, 2009, 11:20 PM

Buddywayne is a Pauly Shore impersonator.Bu-dy!

PennyCentury · June 28th, 2009, 11:34 PM

SimonC's mother wears Army Boots... wait, what? Oh -- she's a punkette, and this isn't an insult any more... Durn it!

B Valley · June 29th, 2009, 12:02 AM

Buckocaster51 · June 29th, 2009, 12:26 AM

That really IS B Valley in his avatar.

JPark · June 29th, 2009, 12:27 AM

B Valley doesn't even know what a Telecaster is, he only plays those pointy guitars...

PraiseCaster · June 29th, 2009, 12:40 AM

JPark admitted in court, that he is in fact, Esteban. Even worse, he has admitted, he had the hat surgically attached to his winky, but something went drastically wrong.

Or his winky has learned how to talk............

JPark · June 29th, 2009, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraiseCaster

JPark admitted in court, that he is in fact, Esteban.

PraiseCaster was the person in charge of the design of the guitars

BritishBluesBoy · June 29th, 2009, 01:02 AM

This is JPark's favorite song:

PennyCentury · June 29th, 2009, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

PennyCentury wrote the Klondike Bar jingle.

...and is still waiting for royalty checks.

June 28th, 2009, 08:13 PM	#401 (permalink)
PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,967	Adifferentbreed breaks into Guitar Centers to replace every Tele pickguard screw with Phillips head screws, just to mess with the tone. (PS: FYI, "Penny Century" is a character from Jaime Hernandez' Love and Rockets; she is H. R. Costigan's mistress and wants to be a superhero.) __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

June 28th, 2009, 08:28 PM	#403 (permalink)
redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 5,546	adifferentbreed makes a living teaching flamenco guitar to one-armed bandits along the Mexican border. __________________ *Don't blame the view, blame the scenery*

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redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 5,546	PennyCentury only urinates every 100 years. __________________ *Don't blame the view, blame the scenery*

June 28th, 2009, 08:34 PM	#405 (permalink)
PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,967	Redstringguitar is all that's left of triplets __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

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surfoverb Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,228	Homerzeppelin's favorite band is Whitesnake. __________________ _____________________________________________ confucius said: man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

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June 28th, 2009, 08:18 PM	#402 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 1,165	PennyCentury wrote the Klondike Bar jingle.

June 28th, 2009, 09:50 PM	#407 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 1,165	redstringguitar is the one who stole Jimmy Page's black Les Paul.

June 28th, 2009, 10:25 PM	#409 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 48 Posts: 3,139	Surfoverb's favorite band is Poison __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 28th, 2009, 10:39 PM	#410 (permalink)
Joe-Bob Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dallas, Texas Age: 51 Posts: 9,843	Ward is married to Sweet Betsy from Pike. __________________ *Only God Knows Why...*

June 28th, 2009, 11:14 PM	#411 (permalink)
buddywayne Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: missouri Age: 67 Posts: 1,477 10 Photos	Joe-Bob is writing a cookbook with top ten ways to eat armadillo.

June 28th, 2009, 11:20 PM	#412 (permalink)
simonc Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Perth Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 4,149 4 Photos	Buddywayne is a Pauly Shore impersonator.Bu-dy! __________________ I feel the need...the need for tweed!

June 28th, 2009, 11:34 PM	#413 (permalink)
PennyCentury Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 4,967	SimonC's mother wears Army Boots... wait, what? Oh -- she's a punkette, and this isn't an insult any more... Durn it! __________________ .Ceiling Cat is watching you peditate.

June 29th, 2009, 12:02 AM	#414 (permalink)
B Valley Tele-Afflicted Join Date: May 2008 Location: Glendale, Az Posts: 1,811 2 Photos	__________________ How many guitars is enough? Just one more...

June 29th, 2009, 12:26 AM	#415 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Super Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 61 Posts: 15,711 1 Photos	That really IS B Valley in his avatar. __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead." - The Munchkin Coroner

June 29th, 2009, 12:27 AM	#416 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 22 Posts: 1,200	B Valley doesn't even know what a Telecaster is, he only plays those pointy guitars... __________________

June 29th, 2009, 12:40 AM	#417 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 8,093 16 Photos	JPark admitted in court, that he is in fact, Esteban. Even worse, he has admitted, he had the hat surgically attached to his winky, but something went drastically wrong. Or his winky has learned how to talk............ __________________ Stephen GPAWF!!, My Facebook,

June 29th, 2009, 01:02 AM	#419 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 12,293 62 Photos	This is JPark's favorite song: __________________ BBB.

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