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chezdeluxe · July 15th, 2012, 04:52 PM

As a lad TUTM dressed up as grandma in an attempt to fool the little girls in the 'hood.

mal paso · July 15th, 2012, 05:05 PM

Chez planted some beans one time.

That's it, nothing exciting came of it. Move along folks, nothing to see here

Canuckcaster · July 15th, 2012, 06:41 PM

Mal plays sea shanties for quarters at the local middle school.

CC

JackStraw · July 15th, 2012, 07:22 PM

canyuckcaster is a regular so Mal gives him 5 shanties for a buck.

dsutton24 · July 15th, 2012, 07:27 PM

JackStraw had an ice shanty for a while. The spring thaw came early that year...

Esaaal · July 15th, 2012, 07:34 PM

The once was a guy named Sutton
Who only ate raw beef and mutton
his friends say "hey lookit,
'tis better if you cook it"
but it was too late cause he already had worms.

dsutton24 · July 15th, 2012, 07:40 PM

There once was a man named Esaaal
Who spent every night on a baaall.
The baaall had a leak,
And before he could speak,
Esaaal had a great faaall.

tgfmike · July 15th, 2012, 07:53 PM

There once was a liar named Sutton
Whose lies were just cute as a button
When we asked him his secret
He said, "I'll just keep it,
to myself, 'cause really it's nuttin'."

telleutelleme · July 15th, 2012, 10:57 PM

Doc found this on his door tonight.

Notice: Seniors making noise late at night will have the sound cut off.

Not to be told what to do, he went out on the front porch and began to yodel.
He made it to Yo-da-lady-who and the whole neighborhood went silent.

Hiker · July 15th, 2012, 11:26 PM

Telleutelleme was known as a farmer's daughter,
she grew up tall,
and went to mall,
to find a new dress.
Now, I digress...

Esaaal · July 16th, 2012, 07:14 AM

Hiker thinks his name is plural for Haiku.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 16th, 2012, 08:44 AM

Esaaal was last see throwing tacks on the road.

JackStraw · July 16th, 2012, 09:18 AM

Hoodie was Tamworth's extreme hopscotch champion in 2007, 2008 and 2009.

Esaaal · July 16th, 2012, 10:05 AM

Why did JS turn the beat around? Because he loves to hear percussion.

telleutelleme · July 16th, 2012, 10:06 AM

JS still likes to pull the wallet on a string trick. It's harder to squat behind a rock than it used to be, but well worth it.

Esaaal was Jack's last victim. His third time in a month.

tgfmike · July 16th, 2012, 11:14 AM

tutm only carries a money clip and an ID. He thinks putting a big wallet in his back pocket makes his posterior appear oversize.

Esaaal · July 16th, 2012, 12:02 PM

T-Mike goes around with an Eveready battery on his shoulder, daring people to knock it off. He DARES THEM!

Frontier9 · July 16th, 2012, 12:17 PM

Esaaal has a Ray-O-Vac D-cell hidden in a special place and no one (except Robert Conrad) dares to guess where that special place is...

mal paso · July 16th, 2012, 12:19 PM

Fronty's favorite movie is "Batteries Not Included"

Esaaal · July 16th, 2012, 12:38 PM

Mal Paso's favorite movie is "Show Girls".
Favorite quote: "whoop whoop whoop" by Curley Howard
Favorite meal : Bacon
Favorite animal: Manatee
Favorite song: The Chicken Dance

July 15th, 2012, 04:52 PM	#26221 (permalink)
chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: brisbane australia Age: 63 Posts: 5,227	As a lad TUTM dressed up as grandma in an attempt to fool the little girls in the 'hood. __________________ "Life is mostly Froth and Bubble" Adam Lindsay Gordon

July 15th, 2012, 07:22 PM	#26224 (permalink)
JackStraw Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In The Pines Age: 56 Posts: 2,740	canyuckcaster is a regular so Mal gives him 5 shanties for a buck. __________________ Heracleum Mantegazzianum

July 15th, 2012, 07:27 PM	#26225 (permalink)
dsutton24 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,744	JackStraw had an ice shanty for a while. The spring thaw came early that year... __________________ Yet another hobby that is completely out of control...

July 15th, 2012, 07:34 PM	#26226 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	The once was a guy named Sutton Who only ate raw beef and mutton his friends say "hey lookit, 'tis better if you cook it" but it was too late cause he already had worms. __________________ No Comment.

July 15th, 2012, 07:40 PM	#26227 (permalink)
dsutton24 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,744	There once was a man named Esaaal Who spent every night on a baaall. The baaall had a leak, And before he could speak, Esaaal had a great faaall. __________________ Yet another hobby that is completely out of control...

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July 15th, 2012, 05:05 PM	#26222 (permalink)
mal paso Banned Friend of Leo's Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Bloomington, IN Age: 36 Posts: 3,644	Chez planted some beans one time. That's it, nothing exciting came of it. Move along folks, nothing to see here

July 15th, 2012, 06:41 PM	#26223 (permalink)
Canuckcaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Calgary, Alberta Age: 43 Posts: 5,562	Mal plays sea shanties for quarters at the local middle school. CC

July 15th, 2012, 07:53 PM	#26228 (permalink)
tgfmike Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Culver City CA Age: 61 Posts: 17,397 45 Photos	There once was a liar named Sutton Whose lies were just cute as a button When we asked him his secret He said, "I'll just keep it, to myself, 'cause really it's nuttin'." __________________ it's all good - mostly What's wrong with jibber-jabber? Some of my best stuff is jibber-jabber.

July 15th, 2012, 10:57 PM	#26229 (permalink)
telleutelleme Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Age: 65 Posts: 9,239	Doc found this on his door tonight. Notice: Seniors making noise late at night will have the sound cut off. Not to be told what to do, he went out on the front porch and began to yodel. He made it to Yo-da-lady-who and the whole neighborhood went silent. __________________ "Blues is a natural fact, is something that a fellow lives. If you don't live it you don't have it. Young people have forgotten to cry the blues. Now they talk and get lawyers and things. " - Big Bill Broonzy

July 15th, 2012, 11:26 PM	#26230 (permalink)
Hiker Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Knob Hill Posts: 3,595 10 Photos	Telleutelleme was known as a farmer's daughter, she grew up tall, and went to mall, to find a new dress. Now, I digress... __________________ Hammer On!

July 16th, 2012, 07:14 AM	#26231 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	Hiker thinks his name is plural for Haiku. __________________ No Comment.

July 16th, 2012, 08:44 AM	#26232 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tamworth, 'straya. Age: 51 Posts: 7,787	Esaaal was last see throwing tacks on the road.

July 16th, 2012, 09:18 AM	#26233 (permalink)
JackStraw Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In The Pines Age: 56 Posts: 2,740	Hoodie was Tamworth's extreme hopscotch champion in 2007, 2008 and 2009. __________________ Heracleum Mantegazzianum

July 16th, 2012, 10:05 AM	#26234 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	Why did JS turn the beat around? Because he loves to hear percussion. __________________ No Comment.

July 16th, 2012, 10:06 AM	#26235 (permalink)
telleutelleme Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Age: 65 Posts: 9,239	JS still likes to pull the wallet on a string trick. It's harder to squat behind a rock than it used to be, but well worth it. Esaaal was Jack's last victim. His third time in a month. __________________ "Blues is a natural fact, is something that a fellow lives. If you don't live it you don't have it. Young people have forgotten to cry the blues. Now they talk and get lawyers and things. " - Big Bill Broonzy

July 16th, 2012, 11:14 AM	#26236 (permalink)
tgfmike Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Culver City CA Age: 61 Posts: 17,397 45 Photos	tutm only carries a money clip and an ID. He thinks putting a big wallet in his back pocket makes his posterior appear oversize. __________________ it's all good - mostly What's wrong with jibber-jabber? Some of my best stuff is jibber-jabber.

July 16th, 2012, 12:02 PM	#26237 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	T-Mike goes around with an Eveready battery on his shoulder, daring people to knock it off. He DARES THEM! __________________ No Comment.

July 16th, 2012, 12:17 PM	#26238 (permalink)
Frontier9 Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Greetings from Sunny New Jersey Age: 53 Posts: 1,941	Esaaal has a Ray-O-Vac D-cell hidden in a special place and no one (except Robert Conrad) dares to guess where that special place is...

July 16th, 2012, 12:19 PM	#26239 (permalink)
mal paso Banned Friend of Leo's Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Bloomington, IN Age: 36 Posts: 3,644	Fronty's favorite movie is "Batteries Not Included"

July 16th, 2012, 12:38 PM	#26240 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	Mal Paso's favorite movie is "Show Girls". Favorite quote: "whoop whoop whoop" by Curley Howard Favorite meal : Bacon Favorite animal: Manatee Favorite song: The Chicken Dance __________________ No Comment.

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