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Old May 24th, 2012, 10:52 PM   #25141 (permalink)
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JackStraw has been banned from every gambling casino on the East Coast because he has been exposed as a dice counter.

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Old May 24th, 2012, 10:55 PM   #25142 (permalink)
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Old May 24th, 2012, 10:56 PM   #25143 (permalink)
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BM gets right and left confused








And don't even get him started on right and wrong!
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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:02 PM   #25144 (permalink)
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MP loves his sloppy seconds, as in his out of time playing
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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:25 PM   #25145 (permalink)
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1st of all, that's pretty funny! And totally not true~!




Muffin loves double entendres, even though he spells it B-I-G-M-U-F-F
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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:34 PM   #25146 (permalink)
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Did you just call me Muffin? LOL
MP tries to keep his missus clean, as in his amp

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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:45 PM   #25147 (permalink)
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Baron Von Muffhausen just impressed me by using the word missus.





I thought only geezers used that word?



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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:46 PM   #25148 (permalink)
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The Baron ain't no geezer!
That part is partially true. I am not a geezer, but ain't ain't a word
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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:52 PM   #25149 (permalink)
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B-Muff would have written a better lie about Mal Paso, but he is currently getting "the Baron ain't no geezer" tattooed on his...


What's a funny body part?


Bum?

This just in!



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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:53 PM   #25150 (permalink)
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Mal Paso has got a lot on his plate right now
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Old May 25th, 2012, 12:00 AM   #25151 (permalink)
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Muffler has a lot on his napkin right now





On account of the dishes being dirty
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Old May 25th, 2012, 12:03 AM   #25152 (permalink)
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MP comes up with the best nicknames ever
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Old May 25th, 2012, 12:17 AM   #25153 (permalink)
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You're a good sport Blerg Merf,

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Old May 25th, 2012, 12:51 AM   #25154 (permalink)
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Old May 25th, 2012, 02:06 AM   #25155 (permalink)
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Boblets has ridden the length of the Hume Highway in search of a bar where he could be happy,but he never seems to fit in...... It might be his habit of bringing the Suzuki inside with him.
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chez wrote the paragraph about the city of Seymour in the Hume Highway wikipedia article. He really wanted to do a piece on Wangaratta, but Boblets had beat him to it.
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