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Old May 10th, 2012, 02:08 PM   #24701 (permalink)
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Ash T is so old he not only can name the Wright Brothers, but can tell you what they used to do in kindergarten at playtime.

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Old May 10th, 2012, 02:09 PM   #24702 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 02:29 PM   #24703 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 02:34 PM   #24704 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 02:46 PM   #24705 (permalink)
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PhuzBarn use ta dress his hogs in over-all an straw hats.

He wuzn't evun a farmer.

He named 'em Eeny, Meeny, Mienee, an Moe.

Dayz his bess frens.

Dey evun talks to him wen nobody elses 'round.

Until won day wen he gots hungry.

Now he jes talks ta his tummy. Same dand thang anyways.

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Old May 10th, 2012, 03:19 PM   #24706 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 04:07 PM   #24707 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 04:13 PM   #24708 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 04:16 PM   #24709 (permalink)
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Nothing stirs DumpBuckets heart like the sound of flies buzzing around his head during his early morning dumpster dives.



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Old May 10th, 2012, 04:22 PM   #24710 (permalink)
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Old May 10th, 2012, 04:52 PM   #24711 (permalink)
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Sure to be a famous fashion designer someday, flashblinder, has invented the new "garbage can" line of fashion wear for vagrants.

Leading the line up is his spectacular banana peel jock strap sure to turn every head!

His brilliantly devised Jello cup bras are certain to make a big slash!

Don't forget those newspaper leggings in a stunning variety of blacks, whites, and grays!

You can mix and match with the traditional filthy rain coat for that tramp look that never goes out of style!

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Old May 10th, 2012, 05:06 PM   #24712 (permalink)
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Ash Telecaster tried making a ruber tele. Actually, he did it. His band performed in Akron once but unfortunatelly everybody had their rubber ear plugs in...
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Old May 10th, 2012, 05:21 PM   #24713 (permalink)
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Schlitzo is awfully fond of rubber.

He loves the look and feel of it.

He adores the slapping sound it makes when he's struck in the face with it.

He loves to stretch it and pull it and caress it and chew on it.

Yup, he's just a crazy rubber lover. Call him nuts if you will but he knows what he likes.



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Old May 10th, 2012, 08:31 PM   #24714 (permalink)
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For ASHTY no elaborate explaination is required. Plain and simple it is spandex.
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Old May 10th, 2012, 08:40 PM   #24715 (permalink)
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TUTM thinks its hip to be rhombus.
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Old May 10th, 2012, 09:30 PM   #24716 (permalink)
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Simon's return has coincided with the recently announced pardons granted by the Western Australia Governor.

<no lie> Welcome back mate <no lie>
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Old May 10th, 2012, 11:00 PM   #24718 (permalink)
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Ash is setting up a guitar sales business named :

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( Ash Telecasters & Tiesco's).

<No lie> its good to be back amongst the liars. </no lie>.
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Old May 10th, 2012, 11:20 PM   #24719 (permalink)
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Simonc is considering a new start up business. He's looking for an au$18K loan to buy a free range chicken and curry franchise.
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Old May 11th, 2012, 12:02 AM   #24720 (permalink)
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TUTM offered to be the house band for the curry and chicken franchise. playing strictly C&C music factory covers. Things that make you go mmmm!
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