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Old August 7th, 2009, 01:27 AM   #2421 (permalink)
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Scatman was sent home from work today. It turns out he mixed up his morning vitamins with his other pills...of the "little blue" variety.

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homerzeppelin does not believe in the concept of "suspension of disbelief". He believes that Alice actually met a Cheshire cat and that the Starship Enterprise has to have dilithium crystals to achieve warp speed and fire phasers.
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Old August 7th, 2009, 08:37 AM   #2426 (permalink)
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If I get to keep it, I can... where is the item?
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Old August 7th, 2009, 09:03 AM   #2427 (permalink)
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homer's wife is presently not very happy. She discovered homer's secret blueprints, which indicate his plan to convert their cottage into a garage for the zeppelin ...
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Homerzeppelin actually wants to revive the custom for rich men to ride around in Zeppelins, dropping 1918 Liberty head silver dollars on crowds. He's already got his washtub, to catch the coins, and a yellow onion tied to his belt -- which is the style now. Nobody can get a white onion because of the War with the Kaiser, and tobacco is being rationed... (due to a head injury, Homerzeppelin thinks it's still nineteen dickety-two).
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