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Old July 30th, 2009, 06:33 PM   #2201 (permalink)
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Old July 30th, 2009, 06:37 PM   #2202 (permalink)
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garytelecaster is hotrodding his cubeamp. He is planning a full fledged tele-assault on the federal reserve, in the hope they are going to throw sacks of freshly printed $$$ bills at him, in order to chase him out!
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Old July 30th, 2009, 07:03 PM   #2203 (permalink)
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Old July 30th, 2009, 07:05 PM   #2204 (permalink)
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Old July 30th, 2009, 08:41 PM   #2205 (permalink)
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Old July 30th, 2009, 08:58 PM   #2206 (permalink)
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Old July 30th, 2009, 11:37 PM   #2207 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 01:37 AM   #2208 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 03:26 AM   #2209 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 04:09 AM   #2210 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 05:48 AM   #2211 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 03:50 PM   #2212 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 06:56 PM   #2213 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 07:14 PM   #2214 (permalink)
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Wardpike thinks the word "Dodge" on his pickup truck is a heads-up to cyclists and pedestrians...it's on the tailgate too, for when he's reversing.
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Old July 31st, 2009, 07:17 PM   #2215 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2009, 07:48 PM   #2216 (permalink)
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Mudbean collects Red Rose Tea "Simpsons" trading cards. So far, he almost has the whole set excluding Comic Book Guy. He wants to trade them for a '52 RI Tele.

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Old July 31st, 2009, 07:52 PM   #2217 (permalink)
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As a dyslexic pedestrian, the only contact PC has had with Wp is through a firewall. She thought it said "Lodge"
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