Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[Boblets]

Esaaal is primed to participate in the "Battle of the Liars" on this thread but no-one is prepared to take him on - talk about scaredy cats.

[simonc]

Boblets boasts blissfully 'bout bashful babes being boring, blasting badass blues by biker bar busking blind bluesmen - Bob busts balls bigtime, because blues-barbies, behaving boringly break Bobs braincells, before bleeding bleakly.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

simonc says sexy swedes sporting swimsuits should sit silently showing 'spect since strummers straddling stage sounding splendid should still see surrounding supporters.

[JackStraw]

Hoodie props his eyelids open with blunted toothpicks at night after being told that if he snoozed he would lose.

[newtwanger]

JackStraw's name is derived from the French instrument jacquestroe, significant with its one string and three tuners.

[tgfmike]

nt's user name stands for Newt With Anger, because SamTheFerociousSalamander was too long.

[chezdeluxe]

Mike knows full well that Newtwanger is so named because Toadwanger was already taken.

[telleutelleme]

Chez took his name because toil_and_trouble was already spoken for.

[Esaaal]

Tutm likes to cook his 5 alarm chili out on the front lawn in a large cauldron. He cackles out loud because he knows his chili is the tastiest on the cul-de-sac, and he stirs it slowly with a huge ladle. Sometimes he'll wear a pointy black hat to keep his head warm and dry if it's raining. He'll sweep the ashes back into the fire with an antique broom his Grammy left him after she moved to Florida. His black cat "Myphisto" likes to watch him stir the chili. Neighbor kids don't seem to like chili however as they never come around while he's cooking.

[telleutelleme]

Esaaal is head of the Toilet Paper Scammers. Here's how the scam works, according to authorities: First, folks with septic tanks get calls saying Esaaal's company is the only one recognized by the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies to sell an anti-sludge treatment for the tanks. Cost: $199. Those who hang on are put on a "WTF - it worked" list, and are told they need to buy a special type of toilet paper, plus detergents and soaps, to meet new EPA regulations. Here is a partial list of people that Esaaal has scammed.

Doc Mike - 6 rolls so far because of his recent conversion to a Vegan diet
Penny - 2 rolls and bowl prep, color matched to her Orange and Blue PRS 10 birds.
Chez - 6 extra cost reverse wound rolls for Southern Hemisphere use. He is selling 2 to Boblets at a markup of 15%
Hoodie - 1 roll; which he swears will last a year
JS - 1 roll in Gray color to match his septic tank
RSG - 3 ordered as long as no VAT is added

I admit to buying a roll as a gag to give to JP.

[tgfmike]

tutm has been doing a victory dance and shouting "Yes! I'm a genius!" for the last 35 minutes after that prevaricational tour de force.

[chezdeluxe]

Mike is guilty of prevarication on the procrastination of the provocation of precipitation...

When he said he will put off his raindance until January he knew it will be really next Sunday in the hope of spoiling his neighbour's barbecue.

[tgfmike]

chez takes personal pride in his propensity to properly prognosticate precipitation.

[telleutelleme]

Doc hides in a paradisaical place from progeny with preambulators and prolific presence using the aforementioned paper products.

[chezdeluxe]

TUTM uses Delboy's favourite "P word" perjorative at every opportunity.

[tgfmike]

chez has all of the Only Fools and Horses Christmas specials on VHS.

[telleutelleme]

Doc watches reruns of The East Enders, but always from the west end of his living room. Only he understands the joke.

[tgfmike]

tutm has been watching Corner Gas on youtube. His favorite character is Lacey, because she's from Toronto.

[simonc]

Mike entered the robot fighting league, and history with his tele-bot.
His strategy was, that although the telecaster couldn't really pro actively break the other bots, the bare minimum of electronics, and built like a brick s*ithouse qualities of the tele more than qualified it for the job.

So far he has claimed victory in 10 bouts, whereby the other robots ran out of batteries / had their pneumatics worn out by the sheer abuse that a telecaster can withstand. Mike is known in robot fighting circles as " the smug smiling assassin".

[redstringuitar]

simonc plays like Slash since becoming addicted to the acoustics in the dunny.