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redstringuitar · October 25th, 2011, 11:03 AM

<No lie>Daim! I should have done a double.</no lie>

Esaaal hit out on the way in.

tgfmike · October 25th, 2011, 11:39 AM

rsg read Hoodie's Rugby lie and sadly said to himself, "Hoodie wedi mor fach feddwl."

<no lie>Well, I missed out on 20000, but at least I got the nicely palindromic 20002.</no lie>

telleutelleme · October 25th, 2011, 12:34 PM

Doc Mike thinks palindromic is an Alaskan online dating registry and he's number 20,002 on the list.

chezdeluxe · October 25th, 2011, 12:36 PM

Mike now sports this sign on his lawn. He is living out a wimpy Gran Torino fantasy directed at the Welsh extraction teenagers of Culver City.

TUTM needs no such sign. He turned his lawn into a Bocce court. He did this at the insistence of Gran Sylvia Torino who was TUTM's Italian Grandmother-in-law and was far more terrifying than Clint Eastwood.

Esaaal · October 25th, 2011, 01:08 PM

Chez was only recently able to keep off the grass.

tgfmike · October 25th, 2011, 02:01 PM

From E's front lawn. He thinks this is hilarious.

Esaaal · October 25th, 2011, 02:30 PM

Dr Mike bought a house that faced a golf course so he could have a nice lawn.

JackStraw · October 25th, 2011, 05:17 PM

Esaaal thought the local golf course was an upscale eighteen member prairie dog colony.

<< no lie>> Pretty cool E, #20,000 on page 500.<<no lie>>

Walnut · October 25th, 2011, 09:40 PM

JackStraw choreographed this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krVXRCcr2M4

tgfmike · October 26th, 2011, 12:38 AM

Walnut's recipe for an augmented 5th:

Empty 1-liter bottle
Fifth of Jack Daniels
Half-Pint of 190-proof Everclear

Pour the JD into the liter bottle
Top off the bottle with the Everclear

chezdeluxe · October 26th, 2011, 02:20 AM

Since turning 60 Mike no longer drinks to forget. He now forgets to drink.

Cocktail waitresses throughout Culver City are alarmed at the downturn in their tips.

<no lie> Mike ,tomorrow I am having a boozy lunch at the Brisbane German Club with a couple of mates. I will have a toast to your Birthday in Schnapps. What flavour would you prefer?<no lie>

redstringuitar · October 26th, 2011, 02:39 AM

<no lie>^^Peach gets my vote^^</no lie>

Chez doesn't slice his toast, he schnapps it.

w3stie · October 26th, 2011, 02:43 AM

rsg doesn't schnapp his thong strings anymore after complaints from the Ladies Auxiliary next door.

redstringuitar · October 26th, 2011, 02:47 AM

w3stie's 20 second single-shot reputation keeps the auxiliary ladies' thumbs (and tongues) atwiddlin'.

DeepSouth · October 26th, 2011, 02:58 AM

Redstringuitar developed Tourette's Disease and is mostly confined to playing F Chords on the guitar.

Boblets · October 26th, 2011, 05:42 AM

DeepSouth thinks Tourette is a posh name for a mini cruise.

Esaaal · October 26th, 2011, 06:50 AM

When Boblet's gigs, only the crowd shouts obscenities.

Andyek4 · October 26th, 2011, 09:05 AM

when esaaal gigs he pays to watch the crowd

telleutelleme · October 26th, 2011, 09:40 AM

ADYK actually lit his guitar on fire during soundcheck. The techs were not impressed.

lareplus · October 26th, 2011, 10:10 AM

Redstringuitar owns more guitar picks than you do. .

October 25th, 2011, 11:03 AM	#20001 (permalink)
redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 5,509	<No lie>Daim! I should have done a double.</no lie> Esaaal hit out on the way in. __________________ *Don't blame the view, blame the scenery*

October 25th, 2011, 11:39 AM	#20002 (permalink)
tgfmike Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Culver City CA Age: 61 Posts: 17,397 45 Photos	rsg read Hoodie's Rugby lie and sadly said to himself, "Hoodie wedi mor fach feddwl." <no lie>Well, I missed out on 20000, but at least I got the nicely palindromic 20002.</no lie> __________________ it's all good - mostly What's wrong with jibber-jabber? Some of my best stuff is jibber-jabber.

October 25th, 2011, 12:34 PM	#20003 (permalink)
telleutelleme Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Age: 65 Posts: 9,246	Doc Mike thinks palindromic is an Alaskan online dating registry and he's number 20,002 on the list. __________________ "Blues is a natural fact, is something that a fellow lives. If you don't live it you don't have it. Young people have forgotten to cry the blues. Now they talk and get lawyers and things. " - Big Bill Broonzy

October 25th, 2011, 12:36 PM	#20004 (permalink)
chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: brisbane australia Age: 63 Posts: 5,227	Mike now sports this sign on his lawn. He is living out a wimpy Gran Torino fantasy directed at the Welsh extraction teenagers of Culver City. TUTM needs no such sign. He turned his lawn into a Bocce court. He did this at the insistence of Gran Sylvia Torino who was TUTM's Italian Grandmother-in-law and was far more terrifying than Clint Eastwood. __________________ "Life is mostly Froth and Bubble" Adam Lindsay Gordon

October 25th, 2011, 01:08 PM	#20005 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	Chez was only recently able to keep off the grass. __________________ No Comment.

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October 25th, 2011, 02:01 PM	#20006 (permalink)
tgfmike Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Culver City CA Age: 61 Posts: 17,397 45 Photos	From E's front lawn. He thinks this is hilarious. __________________ it's all good - mostly What's wrong with jibber-jabber? Some of my best stuff is jibber-jabber.

October 25th, 2011, 02:30 PM	#20007 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	Dr Mike bought a house that faced a golf course so he could have a nice lawn. __________________ No Comment.

October 25th, 2011, 05:17 PM	#20008 (permalink)
JackStraw Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In The Pines Age: 56 Posts: 2,741	Esaaal thought the local golf course was an upscale eighteen member prairie dog colony. << no lie>> Pretty cool E, #20,000 on page 500.<<no lie>>

October 25th, 2011, 09:40 PM	#20009 (permalink)
Walnut Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Huntington Beach, CA, USA Posts: 149 5 Photos	JackStraw choreographed this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krVXRCcr2M4 __________________ "I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." - Joe Walsh

October 26th, 2011, 12:38 AM	#20010 (permalink)
tgfmike Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Culver City CA Age: 61 Posts: 17,397 45 Photos	Walnut's recipe for an augmented 5th: Empty 1-liter bottle Fifth of Jack Daniels Half-Pint of 190-proof Everclear Pour the JD into the liter bottle Top off the bottle with the Everclear __________________ it's all good - mostly What's wrong with jibber-jabber? Some of my best stuff is jibber-jabber.

October 26th, 2011, 02:20 AM	#20011 (permalink)
chezdeluxe Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: brisbane australia Age: 63 Posts: 5,227	Since turning 60 Mike no longer drinks to forget. He now forgets to drink. Cocktail waitresses throughout Culver City are alarmed at the downturn in their tips. <no lie> Mike ,tomorrow I am having a boozy lunch at the Brisbane German Club with a couple of mates. I will have a toast to your Birthday in Schnapps. What flavour would you prefer?<no lie> __________________ "Life is mostly Froth and Bubble" Adam Lindsay Gordon

October 26th, 2011, 02:39 AM	#20012 (permalink)
redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 5,509	<no lie>^^Peach gets my vote^^</no lie> Chez doesn't slice his toast, he schnapps it. __________________ *Don't blame the view, blame the scenery*

October 26th, 2011, 02:43 AM	#20013 (permalink)
w3stie Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: brisbane Age: 56 Posts: 2,902	rsg doesn't schnapp his thong strings anymore after complaints from the Ladies Auxiliary next door. __________________ FORTUNA FAVET FORTIBUS

October 26th, 2011, 02:47 AM	#20014 (permalink)
redstringuitar Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Posts: 5,509	w3stie's 20 second single-shot reputation keeps the auxiliary ladies' thumbs (and tongues) atwiddlin'. __________________ *Don't blame the view, blame the scenery*

October 26th, 2011, 02:58 AM	#20015 (permalink)
DeepSouth Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Sydney Australia Posts: 1,089	Redstringuitar developed Tourette's Disease and is mostly confined to playing F Chords on the guitar.

October 26th, 2011, 05:42 AM	#20016 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 62 Posts: 1,672	DeepSouth thinks Tourette is a posh name for a mini cruise.

October 26th, 2011, 06:50 AM	#20017 (permalink)
Esaaal Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 4,729	When Boblet's gigs, only the crowd shouts obscenities. __________________ No Comment.

October 26th, 2011, 09:05 AM	#20018 (permalink)
Andyek4 TDPRI Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Lisburn, Northern Ireland Age: 22 Posts: 21	when esaaal gigs he pays to watch the crowd

October 26th, 2011, 09:40 AM	#20019 (permalink)
telleutelleme Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Age: 65 Posts: 9,246	ADYK actually lit his guitar on fire during soundcheck. The techs were not impressed. __________________ "Blues is a natural fact, is something that a fellow lives. If you don't live it you don't have it. Young people have forgotten to cry the blues. Now they talk and get lawyers and things. " - Big Bill Broonzy

October 26th, 2011, 10:10 AM	#20020 (permalink)
lareplus Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: tucson, az Posts: 1,013	Redstringuitar owns more guitar picks than you do. .

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