Any famous musicions that SHOULD be buried with their instruments?

6942 · January 17th, 2008, 09:17 AM

Just wondering?

Steve

Talmir · January 17th, 2008, 09:21 AM

Willie Nelson (with his beat up acoustic)

markothefish · January 17th, 2008, 09:26 AM

B.B. King and Lucille

FMA · January 17th, 2008, 09:31 AM

I was going to say Keef and Micawber, but Keef's going to outlive the apocalypse...

Agarn · January 17th, 2008, 09:42 AM

they could go ahead and bury Kenny G's saxophone without him.

nasonm · January 17th, 2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Talmir

Willie Nelson (with his beat up acoustic)

all hail Trigger!

6942 · January 17th, 2008, 09:56 AM

Sorry guys...........

I meant guitarist that are SO-GOD-AWFUL......that burying them & their instruments......would be a GIFT to all-mankind!!??

Steve

echale iii · January 17th, 2008, 10:07 AM

Can I shoot Kenny G's saxophone, run over it with my 4WD Dodge (with the Hemi!), melt it down in my forge, and bury the scrap in a top-secret location? I'd gladly take the task on as a service to all of humanity!

JimiBryant · January 17th, 2008, 10:11 AM

Don Henley, pick any instrument and let's stick 'em both inna ground TODAY!

hate is such a negative word, but I STRONGLY DISLIKE everything about the guy, so there ya go.

elmerbumpkin · January 17th, 2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6942

Sorry guys...........

I meant guitarist that are SO-GOD-AWFUL......that burying them & their instruments......would be a GIFT to all-mankind!!??

Steve

Pat Metheny

nasonm · January 17th, 2008, 11:59 AM

Yngwie Malmsteen (did I spell that correctly?)

Talmir · January 17th, 2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nasonm

Yngwie Malmsteen (did I spell that correctly?)

+1, and please include any and all music teaching dvd's he has ever published.

Hockey Rocker · January 17th, 2008, 02:59 PM

Alive? I have one thought.

winny pooh · January 17th, 2008, 03:09 PM

Romeo Rose, besides who would play that thing anyway ha ha ha

TG · January 17th, 2008, 04:23 PM

I expected about a dozen John Mayer posts by now.

hekawi · January 17th, 2008, 04:26 PM

whodatpat · January 17th, 2008, 04:29 PM

+1

JimiBryant · January 17th, 2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TG

I expected about a dozen John Mayer posts by now.

I thought about it, but I figured it was way too easy to go there.. and besides, I personally don't find the kid all THAT offensive.. I don't pay attention to his music and that's good enough for me.

Malmsteen, on the other hand, has always been a wanker and I can't forgive him for boogering vintage Strats by scalloping their necks!!

he's still living in the 1980s and that's just unforgivable - Malmsteen's an embarrassment to all the rest of us Swedes.

again with the Mojo Nixon, but Don Henley must die!

Oskar · January 17th, 2008, 05:20 PM

Quote:

they could go ahead and bury Kenny G's saxophone without him.

Thanks for the laugh!!

jonzer · January 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM

Everyone who plays a 7 string guitar.

bassocaster · January 17th, 2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by hekawi

Can I help dig the hole? I would even do it with a spoon if I had to!!!

tuuur · January 17th, 2008, 06:41 PM

Joe Strummer.
Could have saved us from the JS relic.

outbreak · January 17th, 2008, 06:49 PM

setzer will be buried with a gretsch
edit: didn't read the clarification on bad players

BellyBoy · January 17th, 2008, 07:31 PM

Yoko Ono

BruceH · January 17th, 2008, 08:16 PM

Ted Nugent

BloozeGit · January 18th, 2008, 04:44 AM

I would volunteer to bury Yngwie Malmsteen with his guitar, regardless of whether he's dead or not

bendecaster · January 18th, 2008, 05:03 AM

+1 for Yngwie!!!! But first pull down his leather pants, and ram the oversized CBS headstock where it would do the most good!

How about burying Les Paul with a Tele?

bobthecanadian · January 18th, 2008, 07:37 AM

Define 'ironic:'

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Originally Posted by bendecaster

burying Les Paul with a Tele?

JimiBryant · January 18th, 2008, 10:36 AM

bendecaster! don't ya be messin' with Mr Lester Polfus, he's a national treasure
and without his GENIUS you wouldn't even be listening to the music you listen to, regardless of whatever style it is.

Les Paul not only pioneered the electric guitar, he literally invented multitrack recording in his living room!!

I'm pretty sure you were trying to make a joke, but that **** ain't funny.

the man is in his 90s and he still plays a weekly gig in NYC - I hope he lives forever.

I'd be totally down with yr idea for Yngwie, though!

BritishBluesBoy · January 18th, 2008, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG

I expected about a dozen John Mayer posts by now.

Yup...

rand z · January 18th, 2008, 10:45 AM

if i remember correctly, bob marley IS buried with a bilble in one hand and a guitar in the other arm.

which guitar? i dont know.

imho.

rand z tropicalsoul.net

Andy Summers · January 18th, 2008, 10:50 AM

Im probably going to take a beating for this...but Santana. For some reason, I cant stand his sound. I don't even know why, so I can't even defend myself..It just bugs me...and sorry..John Mayer too.

Flat357 · January 18th, 2008, 11:00 AM

I guess some of you guys must be incredibly gifted musicians .

Feel free to post links to your music next to your recomendations .

601210 · January 18th, 2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rand z

if i remember correctly, bob marley IS buried with a bilble in one hand and a guitar in the other arm.

which guitar? i dont know.

imho.

rand z tropicalsoul.net

'twas a Les Paul.

Do singers count? They kinda have their instruments built in...
If they do, i'd say the singer of the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Just plain sucks...

superchicken_VI · January 18th, 2008, 11:23 AM

In the right context, I enjoy Yngwie and Kenny G. Have any of you heard Kenny G play anything other than soprano? The guy has great chops.

Now, if I were going to play this game in my normal fashion, I would say bury anyone who considers a turntable or a sequencer an instrument and we'd be a long way towards the right direction.

Stevie 202 · January 18th, 2008, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superchicken_VI

In the right context, I enjoy Yngwie and Kenny G. Have any of you heard Kenny G play anything other than soprano? The guy has great chops.

Now, if I were going to play this game in my normal fashion, I would say bury anyone who considers a turntable or a sequencer an instrument and we'd be a long way towards the right direction.

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+1 to that !
(BTW - I also enjoy Yngwie on occasion)

HOBBSTER01 · January 18th, 2008, 11:50 AM

Marilyn Manson...We all know where they should put it...

dobrodoc · January 18th, 2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy Summers

Im probably going to take a beating for this...but Santana. For some reason, I cant stand his sound. I don't even know why, so I can't even defend myself..It just bugs me...and sorry..John Mayer too.

Agreed!! Carlos has been playing the same song for forty years now! WAAATCH HOOOOWWW LOOOOONNNNGGG IIII CCAAANNN SSSUUUUSSSSTTTTAAAAIIIINNNNN OOONNNNEEE NNNOOOOOOTTTTEEE.
Gets on y'nerves just reading it, huh?

stevedenver · January 18th, 2008, 03:18 PM

ill play

Madonna with her les paul

thats one of those pics i just cant get outta my head

hollowman · January 18th, 2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hekawi

LOL!!! but we have to bury ALL of his cheap A**, QVC bought, DVD included, guitars with him. Better get a steam shovel

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JimiBryant Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town Age: 47 Posts: 1,842	Don Henley, pick any instrument and let's stick 'em both inna ground TODAY! hate is such a negative word, but I STRONGLY DISLIKE everything about the guy, so there ya go. __________________ *we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.*

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6942 Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,917	Sorry guys........... I meant guitarist that are SO-GOD-AWFUL......that burying them & their instruments......would be a GIFT to all-mankind!!?? Steve

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echale iii Tele-Holic Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Roanoke, VA Age: 46 Posts: 514	Can I shoot Kenny G's saxophone, run over it with my 4WD Dodge (with the Hemi!), melt it down in my forge, and bury the scrap in a top-secret location? I'd gladly take the task on as a service to all of humanity!

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JimiBryant Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town Age: 47 Posts: 1,842	bendecaster! don't ya be messin' with Mr Lester Polfus, he's a national treasure and without his GENIUS you wouldn't even be listening to the music you listen to, regardless of whatever style it is. Les Paul not only pioneered the electric guitar, he literally invented multitrack recording in his living room!! I'm pretty sure you were trying to make a joke, but that ** ain't funny. the man is in his 90s and he still plays a weekly gig in NYC - I hope he lives forever. I'd be totally down with yr idea for Yngwie, though! __________________ we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.**

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rand z Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,233	if i remember correctly, bob marley IS buried with a bilble in one hand and a guitar in the other arm. which guitar? i dont know. imho. rand z tropicalsoul.net

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Andy Summers Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: CT Age: 37 Posts: 1,097	Im probably going to take a beating for this...but Santana. For some reason, I cant stand his sound. I don't even know why, so I can't even defend myself..It just bugs me...and sorry..John Mayer too.

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Flat357 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cheshire Age: 41 Posts: 3,068	I guess some of you guys must be incredibly gifted musicians . Feel free to post links to your music next to your recomendations .

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superchicken_VI Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Monroe, NC Age: 37 Posts: 2,255	In the right context, I enjoy Yngwie and Kenny G. Have any of you heard Kenny G play anything other than soprano? The guy has great chops. Now, if I were going to play this game in my normal fashion, I would say bury anyone who considers a turntable or a sequencer an instrument and we'd be a long way towards the right direction.

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