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Tele-Holic
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Roanoke, VA
Age: 46
Posts: 514
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Can I shoot Kenny G's saxophone, run over it with my 4WD Dodge (with the Hemi!), melt it down in my forge, and bury the scrap in a top-secret location? I'd gladly take the task on as a service to all of humanity!
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town
Age: 47
Posts: 1,842
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Don Henley, pick any instrument and let's stick 'em both inna ground TODAY!
hate is such a negative word, but I STRONGLY DISLIKE everything about the guy, so there ya go.
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Yngwie Malmsteen (did I spell that correctly?)
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Friend of Leo's
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Romeo Rose, besides who would play that thing anyway ha ha ha
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town
Age: 47
Posts: 1,842
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I thought about it, but I figured it was way too easy to go there.. and besides, I personally don't find the kid all THAT offensive.. I don't pay attention to his music and that's good enough for me.
Malmsteen, on the other hand, has always been a wanker and I can't forgive him for boogering vintage Strats by scalloping their necks!! he's still living in the 1980s and that's just unforgivable - Malmsteen's an embarrassment to all the rest of us Swedes. again with the Mojo Nixon, but Don Henley must die!
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Virginia
Age: 43
Posts: 1,704
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Everyone who plays a 7 string guitar.
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: maine
Posts: 1,175
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+1 for Yngwie!!!! But first pull down his leather pants, and ram the oversized CBS headstock where it would do the most good!
How about burying Les Paul with a Tele?
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town
Age: 47
Posts: 1,842
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bendecaster! don't ya be messin' with Mr Lester Polfus, he's a national treasure
and without his GENIUS you wouldn't even be listening to the music you listen to, regardless of whatever style it is. Les Paul not only pioneered the electric guitar, he literally invented multitrack recording in his living room!! I'm pretty sure you were trying to make a joke, but that **** ain't funny. the man is in his 90s and he still plays a weekly gig in NYC - I hope he lives forever. I'd be totally down with yr idea for Yngwie, though!
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: CT
Age: 37
Posts: 1,097
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Im probably going to take a beating for this...but Santana. For some reason, I cant stand his sound. I don't even know why, so I can't even defend myself..It just bugs me...and sorry..John Mayer too.
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Tele-Meister
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Philippines
Age: 16
Posts: 310
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Do singers count? They kinda have their instruments built in... If they do, i'd say the singer of the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Just plain sucks... |
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Friend of Leo's
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Monroe, NC
Age: 37
Posts: 2,269
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In the right context, I enjoy Yngwie and Kenny G. Have any of you heard Kenny G play anything other than soprano? The guy has great chops.
Now, if I were going to play this game in my normal fashion, I would say bury anyone who considers a turntable or a sequencer an instrument and we'd be a long way towards the right direction. |
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Tele-Holic
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ottawa
Age: 54
Posts: 943
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Thank you
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+1 to that ! (BTW - I also enjoy Yngwie on occasion) |
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Tele-Holic
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Ware Shoals, S.C.
Age: 54
Posts: 702
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Gets on y'nerves just reading it, huh? |
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Tele-Holic
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Kansas City
Age: 45
Posts: 780
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LOL!!! but we have to bury ALL of his cheap A**, QVC bought, DVD included, guitars with him. Better get a steam shovel
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