1951 Strat!!!!!!!! WHAT!

Twangbanger · January 2nd, 2008, 11:45 PM

I was searching for some tele info and found this 1951 Strat
How funny! This should be the poster child for eBay fraud.

CDKopf · January 2nd, 2008, 11:59 PM

I think its an EBay Parody...thing..whatever.. It is Funny tho..I think I'll bid on it 'cuz "Jimmy Hendrickson" played one of those!!! With a white pick used by the guy in Metallica(he thinks) Thats funny right there....

EDIT: Ok I had to click on that dudes Home page link..It is funny but what a waste of brain cells. I think I lost 21 IQ points just by clickin on it!! ( I only had 19 so nw I forg hw t typ...

morroben · January 2nd, 2008, 11:59 PM

I like their sense of humor. The signed affidavit is hilarious.

MulliganChebichev · January 3rd, 2008, 12:00 AM

The sad truth is that 99% of guitar ads on eBay look like that

casterway · January 3rd, 2008, 12:01 AM

He needs to be clubbed with this thing.

MulliganChebichev · January 3rd, 2008, 12:01 AM

Guys, try bidding on it, its pretty funny.

casterway · January 3rd, 2008, 12:06 AM

Dang. I tried to bid one million dollars for it, and a message popped up that EBAY thought it was a bogus offer! Oh, the humanity!! I'm never going to get a vintage instrument :(

Scotland · January 3rd, 2008, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MulliganChebichev

Guys, try bidding on it, its pretty funny.

Why, I oughta slap ya down with a wet fish !

Pete Galati · January 3rd, 2008, 12:20 AM

I love the feedback: http://j-walk.com/other/todd/feedback.htm

Quote:

User: hankdwarf (0) Date: Aug-23-00 16:12:16 PST
Item: 403513114

Complaint: I sent cash (as requested). Seller claims he never received it. So I sent the cash again. He still didn't receive it. I'm going to try one more time.

Big Mike Simpson · January 3rd, 2008, 12:32 AM

it is an ebay spoof...
Here is the home page... check out the dog...

http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm

PMC70 · January 3rd, 2008, 12:37 AM

Notice the URL....ebayparody.htm

God damn that's funny though.

Twangbanger · January 3rd, 2008, 01:04 AM

I love his web page about himself!

PraiseCaster · January 3rd, 2008, 01:27 AM

Following this link it tells ya its all a joke:

http://j-walk.com/other/todd/fake.htm

I almost fell outta my chair I was laughin so. Wife looked at me and asked if I was ok.

jjz28 · January 3rd, 2008, 01:36 AM

....good for him! I think it's hilarious, I loved the "mirror on the back" with the "really tight screws" and the "white dots?". He obviously and quite eloquently, in his own bizarre way, is poking fun at something we all realize is sometimes a big problem on fleabay. I never have and never will buy anything on there. Yesterday CNN stated Ebay has an overall 70% satisfaction rate......that's supposed to be good?!?!?!

jjz28 · January 3rd, 2008, 01:51 AM

Quote:..."I sent the money, he didn't send the guitar, so I sent it again, he still didn't...I'm gonna try one more time!.."(ebay feedback)

I love this guys sense of humour!

PMC70 · January 3rd, 2008, 02:12 AM

I keep bidding and bidding .... s.o.b won't let me buy that gem hehe

Looks skyward for the big "whhhhyyyyyyyy??????"

I think I might be in love with his girlfriend, Myrtle McNeedle....ok, maybe not, but his website literally had me in tears laughing...My dog came into the room to see what the hell was going on.

That's a nice dumpster he calls a toolshed/home too.

markothefish · January 3rd, 2008, 02:49 AM

That is Funny !!!

" Six metal knobs at the end of the neck -- one for each string! Turn them with your finger to change the sounds!."

"If you by this guitar you will have to pays the actual shipping and handeling costs which is exatcly $350 ($450 if you are in Candada or Alaska or Hawiai or New Mexico or any other place that is not part of the US of A!). "

garytelecastor · January 3rd, 2008, 03:03 AM

This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. Especially in view of the 1951 "Loft find tele, with the pearloid pickguard" that some thief is trying to truly sell on UK ebay.
I love the "little white dots ????????"

Go check this out:

http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm

TelecasterBlooz · January 3rd, 2008, 04:49 AM

I almost sprayed the screen of my laptop with hot tea I was laughing so hard...Hope I didn't wake the neighbors (its 5 am here)...Too Funny!

captain gorgeous · January 3rd, 2008, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Long brown neck (also wood) with all-metal frets! Not rusted!

hahaha

JStella · January 3rd, 2008, 08:20 AM

You laugh...

I live in West Virginia where a few miles outside my town guys like that are roaming around unsupervised and making babies with their Myrtles. Then they descend on Walmart on Saturday in hordes. Beautiful landscapes though...

- Josh

aznrambo481 · January 3rd, 2008, 08:40 AM

on the "it's a joke" site...

"are you stupid or something?... 1950 strats don't have rosewood necks, they have maple."

JimiBryant · January 3rd, 2008, 09:07 AM

yeah I think I read somewhere this guitar used to belong to Miles Davis.

wow that would sure look nice sittin' next to my 1937 Gibson Les Paul -
I'd plug 'em into my prototype 1968 Cyber-Twin!

I keep sendin' the money, but he says he never rec'd it.. LOL!

January 2nd, 2008, 11:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Twangbanger Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Marble Falls, TX Age: 27 Posts: 800 29 Photos	1951 Strat!!!!!!!! WHAT! I was searching for some tele info and found this 1951 Strat How funny! This should be the poster child for eBay fraud. __________________ Play'n tele till I drop! *************** Bryan Hibler

January 2nd, 2008, 11:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
CDKopf Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Spokane, Wa Age: 33 Posts: 342 3 Photos	I think its an EBay Parody...thing..whatever.. It is Funny tho..I think I'll bid on it 'cuz "Jimmy Hendrickson" played one of those!!! With a white pick used by the guy in Metallica(he thinks) Thats funny right there.... EDIT: Ok I had to click on that dudes Home page link..It is funny but what a waste of brain cells. I think I lost 21 IQ points just by clickin on it!! ( I only had 19 so nw I forg hw t typ... __________________ "Luther's wife is real pretty........ she's about this tall.........LAYIN' DOWN!" (Johnny Cash & guitar player Luther Perkins)

January 3rd, 2008, 12:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
casterway Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Aldergrove, British Columbia,Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,293	He needs to be clubbed with this thing. __________________ There's nothing wrong with a proper repair... "I don't scratch no guitars." John Lee Hooker, when asked to carve his signature into an old acoustic.

January 3rd, 2008, 12:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
casterway Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Aldergrove, British Columbia,Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,293	Dang. I tried to bid one million dollars for it, and a message popped up that EBAY thought it was a bogus offer! Oh, the humanity!! I'm never going to get a vintage instrument :( __________________ There's nothing wrong with a proper repair... "I don't scratch no guitars." John Lee Hooker, when asked to carve his signature into an old acoustic.

January 3rd, 2008, 12:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Big Mike Simpson Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Gilbert, AZ (PHX) Posts: 1,330 54 Photos	it is an ebay spoof... Here is the home page... check out the dog... http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm __________________ Big Mike http://www.myspace.com/bigmikesimpson

January 2nd, 2008, 11:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
morroben Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: california Age: 31 Posts: 1,623 18 Photos	I like their sense of humor. The signed affidavit is hilarious.

January 3rd, 2008, 12:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
MulliganChebichev Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oregon, USA Age: 18 Posts: 1,534 3 Photos	The sad truth is that 99% of guitar ads on eBay look like that

January 3rd, 2008, 12:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
MulliganChebichev Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Oregon, USA Age: 18 Posts: 1,534 3 Photos	Guys, try bidding on it, its pretty funny.

January 3rd, 2008, 12:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
PMC70 Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 37 Posts: 189 10 Photos	Notice the URL....ebayparody.htm God damn that's funny though. __________________ The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand; or so I have read.

January 3rd, 2008, 01:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Twangbanger Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Marble Falls, TX Age: 27 Posts: 800 29 Photos	I love his web page about himself! __________________ Play'n tele till I drop! *************** Bryan Hibler

January 3rd, 2008, 01:27 AM	#13 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 4,010 16 Photos	Following this link it tells ya its all a joke: http://j-walk.com/other/todd/fake.htm I almost fell outta my chair I was laughin so. Wife looked at me and asked if I was ok. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

January 3rd, 2008, 01:36 AM	#14 (permalink)
jjz28 Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ecum Secum Posts: 318 16 Photos	....good for him! I think it's hilarious, I loved the "mirror on the back" with the "really tight screws" and the "white dots?". He obviously and quite eloquently, in his own bizarre way, is poking fun at something we all realize is sometimes a big problem on fleabay. I never have and never will buy anything on there. Yesterday CNN stated Ebay has an overall 70% satisfaction rate......that's supposed to be good?!?!?!

January 3rd, 2008, 01:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
jjz28 Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ecum Secum Posts: 318 16 Photos	Quote:..."I sent the money, he didn't send the guitar, so I sent it again, he still didn't...I'm gonna try one more time!.."(ebay feedback) I love this guys sense of humour!

January 3rd, 2008, 02:12 AM	#16 (permalink)
PMC70 Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 37 Posts: 189 10 Photos	I keep bidding and bidding .... s.o.b won't let me buy that gem hehe Looks skyward for the big "whhhhyyyyyyyy??????" I think I might be in love with his girlfriend, Myrtle McNeedle....ok, maybe not, but his website literally had me in tears laughing...My dog came into the room to see what the hell was going on. That's a nice dumpster he calls a toolshed/home too. __________________ The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand; or so I have read.

January 3rd, 2008, 02:49 AM	#17 (permalink)
markothefish Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Greenville, Rhode Island Age: 42 Posts: 1,674 7 Photos	That is Funny !!! " Six metal knobs at the end of the neck -- one for each string! Turn them with your finger to change the sounds!." "If you by this guitar you will have to pays the actual shipping and handeling costs which is exatcly $350 ($450 if you are in Candada or Alaska or Hawiai or New Mexico or any other place that is not part of the US of A!). " __________________ Man, that cat is nuts! ~ Thelonius Monk on Ornette Coleman

January 3rd, 2008, 03:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
garytelecastor Friend of Leo's Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,745 18 Photos	This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. Especially in view of the 1951 "Loft find tele, with the pearloid pickguard" that some thief is trying to truly sell on UK ebay. I love the "little white dots ????????" Go check this out: http://j-walk.com/other/todd/aboutme.htm __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é Elvis did not die; he just went home!

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TelecasterBlooz Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New Lisbon, WI Age: 48 Posts: 590	I almost sprayed the screen of my laptop with hot tea I was laughing so hard...Hope I didn't wake the neighbors (its 5 am here)...Too Funny! __________________ Leo Fender got it right the first time...(Telecaster)

January 3rd, 2008, 08:20 AM	#21 (permalink)
JStella Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Shepherdstown, WV Age: 37 Posts: 489 14 Photos	You laugh... I live in West Virginia where a few miles outside my town guys like that are roaming around unsupervised and making babies with their Myrtles. Then they descend on Walmart on Saturday in hordes. Beautiful landscapes though... - Josh

January 3rd, 2008, 08:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
aznrambo481 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: La Jolla, California Age: 17 Posts: 2,706 6 Photos	on the "it's a joke" site... "are you stupid or something?... 1950 strats don't have rosewood necks, they have maple." __________________ "Never age. Never die. Live forever in that one last white-hot moment, when the crowd screamed. When every note was a heartbeat. Burn across the sky."-Terry Pratchett, Soul Music.

January 3rd, 2008, 09:07 AM	#23 (permalink)
JimiBryant Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chicago Chicago that toddlin' town Age: 46 Posts: 1,182	yeah I think I read somewhere this guitar used to belong to Miles Davis. wow that would sure look nice sittin' next to my 1937 Gibson Les Paul - I'd plug 'em into my prototype 1968 Cyber-Twin! I keep sendin' the money, but he says he never rec'd it.. LOL! __________________ I am very proud of the fact that I'm so humble!