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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wife Cheating?/Need Help

I've suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her friends to drop her off coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't with any of her friends?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. She is the most important things in my life! I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth, but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park my truck next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind the truck, that I noticed the rear end cover on the axle assembly leaking a little oil.

Here's where I need your nelp, is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

What do ya think ?

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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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As Fuzzy would say:

"Yew rascal yew!"

If you can fix it yourself then save the money and go for it.

As for the wife - send HER back to the dealer!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I just read this to my wife...that's great. we were getting real angry there for a minute ...made our day..ha..ha.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 09:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahahaha.. nice.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 09:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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As long as the wife isn't leaking oil, you've got nothing to worry about.
On the other hand, if your truck is going out at night...
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 09:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 09:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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As long as the wife isn't leaking oil, you've got nothing to worry about.

+1 As long as your wife's rear assembly isn't leaking oil I think you are safe.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 09:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Brilliant, fell for that like a kipper.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 10:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm not sure what's worse, this post or your avatar (we have 2 beagles!)..... well done!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 11:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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wow, you are a son of a gun... thanks for making me sweat a bit! I was really feeling sorry for you for a moment. Now I just wanna get you back! haha
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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very good...excellent.....ya GOT me & my wife...and others...!!!!.....but our time will come...hee hee........revenge, revenge......
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I was gettin' ready to say....DUDE, she's playin' ya like a Telecaster...ditch her.

And then you made me LMAO!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 12:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Here's where I need your nelp, is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:42 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Keep the truck and trade in the old lady. At least, you were concentrating on the real problem at hand. That was good.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 01:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I was completely hooked...very funny...
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 02:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hook, line and sinker...

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Old April 23rd, 2007, 02:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm sittin here eating lunch and you almost made me choke on my sandwich....

Good one....
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 02:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What's so funny. The man's truck is leaking oil for god's sake. Show some compassion.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 02:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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man, that was an emotional rollercoaster. You had me.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 05:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'd have that truck looked at right away.....you did post something else,yes?

Funny stuff....

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Old April 23rd, 2007, 05:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Sounds like its screwed to me.
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 05:58 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I knew something was up but held back the urge to skip to the bottom. Nobody could be that stupid. LOL...good one!
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I was reading through the saga thinking 'why the hell is he posting this here??'

And then I hear Bill Engvall's voice: "Here's your sign."
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 06:11 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Kippers fall?
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Hahaha, oh man I gotta admit I was had there. Ace stuff!
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Old April 23rd, 2007, 08:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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What's so funny. The man's truck is leaking oil for god's sake. Show some compassion.

now THAT's even funnier!
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As in "done me like a kipper".
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There's probably a Brad Paisley song in there somewhere!
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