For sale: second hand breast implants on Ebay...

Blazer · January 10th, 2007, 09:05 PM

http://www.thelocal.se/6032/20070109/

"I may be tired of my plastic boobs now but the implants have given me a lot of pleasure over the years. That's why I want them to be of some use, so they can provide pleasure for somebody else. Somebody who has a difficult life,"
- The lady who is selling them...

I guess that using the phrases about "them providing pleasure for somebody else" and "Somebody who's had a difficult life" are the real killers here.

morroben · January 10th, 2007, 09:11 PM

Kind of like buying your girl a diamond ring at a pawn shop. Not that I've ever done that...well I've never done it again.

Pete Galati · January 10th, 2007, 09:13 PM

Sounds about as useful as implants on a board.

Joe-Bob · January 10th, 2007, 11:23 PM

Eewwwww.......nasty!!

Rocker AK · January 11th, 2007, 12:00 AM

Hey, it's for a good cause. I'd take one for the team, maybe 2?

I don't know what I would do with them though.
I suppose one could use the silicone to lube their nut's and saddles. A fine addition to your guitar tool kit. A fret leveler and a boobie in the same toolbox

Awww who am I kiddin'? My buddies and I would be tossing 'em around in the living room and it would deteriorate, rapidly, into something much more depraved.

Solcat · January 11th, 2007, 01:00 AM

What do you expect from someone who actually went on Big Brother. She is just begging for some miserable bit of fame. Pathetic.

markothefish · January 11th, 2007, 04:57 AM

If I buy them , I plan to drop them out of the 90th floor of the Empire State Building on my next visit to NYC. I bet they would wake some people up .

TG · January 11th, 2007, 06:38 AM

Might make a good wrist support for when I'm on the computer.

Twangmeister · January 11th, 2007, 07:54 PM

You could always do an Eric Johnson kinda thing, and plug your pedals into them for that extra sag.

Thanks, I'll be here all weekend, try the veal.........

Oskar · January 11th, 2007, 09:22 PM

Yikes!!!!! Double D cup!!!!!

morroben · January 11th, 2007, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markothefish

If I buy them , I plan to drop them out of the 90th floor of the Empire State Building on my next visit to NYC. I bet they would wake some people up .

Nah...people in NYC see those things all the time.

Stuco · January 11th, 2007, 10:19 PM

First of all, implants are sick in the first place. Second of all, WHAT THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO WITH THESE?

Chris S. · January 12th, 2007, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuco

Second of all, WHAT THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO WITH THESE?

Exactly. Everyone knows you can't relive old mammaries...

CS

"S.P.U.N." · January 12th, 2007, 03:04 AM

Personally I've got to wonder about a woman who feels the need for implants.

Twangmeister · January 12th, 2007, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Personally I've got to wonder about a woman who feels the need for implants.

Maybe she has a guy who feels the need for feeling implants.

Makes you wonder if the buyer will feel a little melon-choly after implanting these.

OK, I'm done.

Oskar · January 12th, 2007, 01:10 PM

As much as us guys can ridicule this concept just remember there are a lot of women who have battled breast cancer and for them reconstructive breast surgery can be extremely important.
Not meaning to dampen our adolescent humor (yes, myself included) on this thread, but there is a serious side to it as well.

hekawi · January 12th, 2007, 01:58 PM

what's the problem?
We swap out PUPs all the time around here.

BTW, thanks for keeping us abreast of the latest headlines.

Spidercaster · January 12th, 2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris S.

Exactly. Everyone knows you can't relive old mammaries...

CS

HAAAAAAAAAA

That was great!

Tango · January 12th, 2007, 05:27 PM

I followed one of the links on the "boob" page to a page about the fellow who started Ikea. On that page I learned that 10% of Europeans were conceived in Ikea beds! Makes me wonder where the other 90% might have been conceived.

TDPRI is sure improving my general knowledge.

SteveY · January 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM

Is it the same kind of silicone that you buy in a tube for fixing squeaky aluminum slider doors?
Double D's would fix a lot of squeaks.

(always looking for the practical uses big boobs have, besides just as fun bags)

Rocker AK · January 13th, 2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveY

Is it the same kind of silicone that you buy in a tube for fixing squeaky aluminum slider doors?
Double D's would fix a lot of squeaks.

(always looking for the practical uses big boobs have, besides just as fun bags)

The real thing is just like this thread...
I just can't leave well enough alone. hekawi's comment/pun cracked me up...again

Also, they are affectionately referred by Steven Colbert as "pleasure zeppelins" and "meat pillows."

Now I'm done!

January 10th, 2007, 09:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blazer Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,570	For sale: second hand breast implants on Ebay... http://www.thelocal.se/6032/20070109/ "I may be tired of my plastic boobs now but the implants have given me a lot of pleasure over the years. That's why I want them to be of some use, so they can provide pleasure for somebody else. Somebody who has a difficult life," - The lady who is selling them... I guess that using the phrases about "them providing pleasure for somebody else" and "Somebody who's had a difficult life" are the real killers here. __________________ "I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

January 10th, 2007, 11:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Joe-Bob Friend of Leo's Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dallas, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 4,025	Eewwwww.......nasty!! __________________ "German is the language God uses when He really means business." --FZ

January 11th, 2007, 04:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
markothefish Friend of Leo's Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Greenville, Rhode Island Age: 42 Posts: 2,116 7 Photos	If I buy them , I plan to drop them out of the 90th floor of the Empire State Building on my next visit to NYC. I bet they would wake some people up . __________________ Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. Groucho Marx

January 11th, 2007, 07:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Twangmeister Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lost Angeles, CA Posts: 1,280 11 Photos	You could always do an Eric Johnson kinda thing, and plug your pedals into them for that extra sag. Thanks, I'll be here all weekend, try the veal......... __________________ Triple Double Take coming January, 2009! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=47801634

January 12th, 2007, 01:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
hekawi Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: greenville, sc Posts: 2,083	implants what's the problem? We swap out PUPs all the time around here. BTW, thanks for keeping us abreast of the latest headlines. __________________ ____________________________________________ "Rule Number One: Obey All Rules" - Barney Fife

January 10th, 2007, 09:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
morroben Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: california Age: 32 Posts: 2,067 18 Photos	Kind of like buying your girl a diamond ring at a pawn shop. Not that I've ever done that...well I've never done it again.

January 10th, 2007, 09:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pete Galati R.I.P. Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,104 2 Photos	Sounds about as useful as implants on a board.

January 11th, 2007, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rocker AK Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 963	Hey, it's for a good cause. I'd take one for the team, maybe 2? I don't know what I would do with them though. I suppose one could use the silicone to lube their nut's and saddles. A fine addition to your guitar tool kit. A fret leveler and a boobie in the same toolbox Awww who am I kiddin'? My buddies and I would be tossing 'em around in the living room and it would deteriorate, rapidly, into something much more depraved.

January 11th, 2007, 01:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Solcat Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 210	What do you expect from someone who actually went on Big Brother. She is just begging for some miserable bit of fame. Pathetic.

January 11th, 2007, 06:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
TG Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 47 Posts: 4,733 7 Photos	Might make a good wrist support for when I'm on the computer.

January 11th, 2007, 09:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Oskar Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 3,200	Yikes!!!!! Double D cup!!!!!

January 11th, 2007, 10:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stuco Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GA Posts: 3,247	First of all, implants are sick in the first place. Second of all, WHAT THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO WITH THESE?

January 12th, 2007, 03:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
"S.P.U.N." Tele-Meister Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Austin, TX Age: 39 Posts: 208	Personally I've got to wonder about a woman who feels the need for implants.

January 12th, 2007, 01:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
Oskar Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 3,200	As much as us guys can ridicule this concept just remember there are a lot of women who have battled breast cancer and for them reconstructive breast surgery can be extremely important. Not meaning to dampen our adolescent humor (yes, myself included) on this thread, but there is a serious side to it as well.

January 12th, 2007, 05:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tango TDPRI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 38	I followed one of the links on the "boob" page to a page about the fellow who started Ikea. On that page I learned that 10% of Europeans were conceived in Ikea beds! Makes me wonder where the other 90% might have been conceived. TDPRI is sure improving my general knowledge. __________________ If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy: Red Green

January 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM	#20 (permalink)
SteveY Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Santa Cruz, CA Age: 58 Posts: 1,422	Is it the same kind of silicone that you buy in a tube for fixing squeaky aluminum slider doors? Double D's would fix a lot of squeaks. (always looking for the practical uses big boobs have, besides just as fun bags)