Just When You Thought It couldn't Get Any Worse... - Page 2

chickshannon · January 10th, 2007, 11:27 AM

Whatever she was born to do, it probably wasn't in vertical mode.....dear soul.

playanotherchord · January 10th, 2007, 11:41 AM

Oh gosh. The first link really stunned me. WHO PAYS MONEY TO SING INTO THE WRONG END OF A MIC STAND?????

Paul in Colorado · January 10th, 2007, 01:06 PM

A musician dies and amazingly enough, goes to heaven. St. Peter looks at his bio listens to his tracks and puts him in with Heaven's All Stars, the best jazz musicians of all time. There's Duke and Miles and Sachmo and Charlie Christian and Mingus and Monk... The guy can't believe it. So he sets up on the bandstand with all the greats and no one plays a note. Finally he asks what's up and someone leans over and says, "Well, God's got a girlfriend. And she sings..."

FMA · January 10th, 2007, 03:08 PM

Ben, thanks a lot, pal. I've wasted way too much time reading those stories from the studio. Funny stuff.
My own contribution: We were in a session and I had changed guitars and put the headphones on and couldn't hear my guitar -- the speaker cab was in another room. I said I couldn't hear my guitar and the engineer said, try plugging it in.
D'oh!

January 10th, 2007, 11:27 AM	#41 (permalink)
chickshannon Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: North UK Posts: 255	Whatever she was born to do, it probably wasn't in vertical mode.....dear soul. __________________ " If things don't change, they stay as they are...."

January 10th, 2007, 11:41 AM	#42 (permalink)
playanotherchord Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Singapore Age: 22 Posts: 246 2 Photos	Oh gosh. The first link really stunned me. WHO PAYS MONEY TO SING INTO THE WRONG END OF A MIC STAND?????

January 10th, 2007, 01:06 PM	#43 (permalink)
Paul in Colorado Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Collins, CO Age: 56 Posts: 4,450 3 Photos	A musician dies and amazingly enough, goes to heaven. St. Peter looks at his bio listens to his tracks and puts him in with Heaven's All Stars, the best jazz musicians of all time. There's Duke and Miles and Sachmo and Charlie Christian and Mingus and Monk... The guy can't believe it. So he sets up on the bandstand with all the greats and no one plays a note. Finally he asks what's up and someone leans over and says, "Well, God's got a girlfriend. And she sings..."

January 10th, 2007, 03:08 PM	#44 (permalink)
FMA Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,176	Ben, thanks a lot, pal. I've wasted way too much time reading those stories from the studio. Funny stuff. My own contribution: We were in a session and I had changed guitars and put the headphones on and couldn't hear my guitar -- the speaker cab was in another room. I said I couldn't hear my guitar and the engineer said, try plugging it in. D'oh!