Ebay's "Emperor" strikes again!

BLACKCAT69 · April 12th, 2006, 01:10 PM

Hilarious listing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/78-GUILD-F-212-X...QQcmdZViewItem

Big Smokey · April 12th, 2006, 01:24 PM

I love a bit of brevity in a listing and that's a nice looking Guild 12 String!

tiktok · April 12th, 2006, 01:32 PM

The "yardmonkey" statue is not very cool though...

neocaster · April 12th, 2006, 01:33 PM

This one gets my nomination for a pulitzer:

moonshiner · April 12th, 2006, 01:43 PM

I like the pic of godzilla on the potty.. Kinda funny!

BLACKCAT69 · April 12th, 2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moonshiner

I like the pic of godzilla on the potty.. Kinda funny!

I was in tears over that picture. There used to be a seller from Baltimore that sold cd and vinyl- mostly garage stuff. He used to have action figures in compromising postions, people in mexican wrestling masks, cheap beer strategically placed ...all kinds of nonsense going on in his pics. Love cheap humor.

guitar_ed · April 12th, 2006, 02:59 PM

I got to give the Emporer a bonus for the godzilla on the john. That is priceless. I may even forward that link to my wife.

Guitar Ed

Old Doc Skinner · April 12th, 2006, 04:04 PM

It's nice to see King Kong and Godzilla(s) working together instead of fighting. It even looks as if the godzilla gang is actually getting along with the lawn jockey, with the exception of perhaps a few heated words (bottom left photo). In the last post I saw, they were ganging up on the jockey. It was an ugly scenario.

I also like the dog in the background in the last shot - I think he's wondering if the Emperor has finally lost it.

magenta placenta · April 13th, 2006, 10:52 PM

What, he didn't go to the beach?

dbstarr7 · April 14th, 2006, 07:01 AM

That was awesome, Blackcat!

Thanks for sharing!!
I'd never have found that on my own as I don't peruse acoustics.

d

April 12th, 2006, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
BLACKCAT69 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada-Windsor-Ont. Age: 37 Posts: 2,633 5 Photos	Ebay's "Emperor" strikes again! Hilarious listing: http://cgi.ebay.com/78-GUILD-F-212-X...QQcmdZViewItem __________________ http://www.lukefisher.com/blame.wav

April 12th, 2006, 01:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Big Smokey Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 532	Haw! I love a bit of brevity in a listing and that's a nice looking Guild 12 String! __________________ www.bigsmokey.com

April 12th, 2006, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
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April 12th, 2006, 01:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
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guitar_ed Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bankrupt State of California Age: 47 Posts: 711 16 Photos	I got to give the Emporer a bonus for the godzilla on the john. That is priceless. I may even forward that link to my wife. Guitar Ed __________________ Piss off a politician, register to vote. When you complain about the government, remember that you ARE the government. Voting is the ultimate act of civil dis-obediance. AIM - guitar_edg Skype - guitar_edg (had to change on 5/16/06)

April 12th, 2006, 04:04 PM	#8 (permalink)
Old Doc Skinner Tele-Holic Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 673	It's nice to see King Kong and Godzilla(s) working together instead of fighting. It even looks as if the godzilla gang is actually getting along with the lawn jockey, with the exception of perhaps a few heated words (bottom left photo). In the last post I saw, they were ganging up on the jockey. It was an ugly scenario. I also like the dog in the background in the last shot - I think he's wondering if the Emperor has finally lost it. __________________ There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. -Frank Zappa

April 13th, 2006, 10:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
magenta placenta TDPRI Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 86	What, he didn't go to the beach?

April 14th, 2006, 07:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
dbstarr7 TDPRI Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 45	Emperor That was awesome, Blackcat! Thanks for sharing!! I'd never have found that on my own as I don't peruse acoustics. d __________________ " God not only plays dice. He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen. " Stephen Hawking