Rules!

Aen · April 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM

So I was having a discussion in the music store with the two fellows who run it, and they suggested I pick up a "Hello Kitty strat" for my Daughter and/or a Squier 51 for myself.

I said, "oh no, I can't do that."
They asked "Why?"
"Well, those break at least 2 rules"

"Rules?"

And that's when it all went downhill. Apperently nobody else has these rules in their head, and when i first spoke them, i thought from the looks and stifled giggles i was getting maybe I shouldn't either...

"well, first, there's the nO STRAT RULE! NO strats in my house! And then there's the no humbucker in the bridge rule, excepting Telecaster deluxes and those fancy new jaguars."

Now everytime i pick up a guitar ir mentiuon a product I'm intersted in, they ask

"Are you sure that doesn't break any rules?" :D

jjh37854 · April 11th, 2006, 08:19 PM

I think those are some fine rules, you can't help it if they don't know the rules, don't let their lack of knowledge bother you, just know you have seen the light and pity them for not having their awakening yet :)

fendercii · April 11th, 2006, 10:17 PM

hahaha. Beats half of the rules our house has.

neocaster · April 11th, 2006, 10:52 PM

Good rules if they work for you. Your daughter may want to start a letter campaign for a Hello Kitty Telecaster. As for me, one of these will do...

popthree · April 13th, 2006, 06:33 AM

that hello kitty guitar is just begging for someone to redo the eyes a bit meaner, maybe add a fang or 2, and get rid of the 'o'

Hell Kitty

Aen · April 13th, 2006, 07:50 PM

Well, if it didn't break so many rules, id be getting one, for sure.

April 11th, 2006, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Aen Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Eau Claire, WI Posts: 942	Rules! So I was having a discussion in the music store with the two fellows who run it, and they suggested I pick up a "Hello Kitty strat" for my Daughter and/or a Squier 51 for myself. I said, "oh no, I can't do that." They asked "Why?" "Well, those break at least 2 rules" "Rules?" And that's when it all went downhill. Apperently nobody else has these rules in their head, and when i first spoke them, i thought from the looks and stifled giggles i was getting maybe I shouldn't either... "well, first, there's the nO STRAT RULE! NO strats in my house! And then there's the no humbucker in the bridge rule, excepting Telecaster deluxes and those fancy new jaguars." Now everytime i pick up a guitar ir mentiuon a product I'm intersted in, they ask "Are you sure that doesn't break any rules?" :D __________________ Alt-country and psych-rock-tronica! Hey, be happy you can choose one genre for yourself! http://www.myspace.com/aenpage

April 11th, 2006, 10:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
neocaster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chester County, PA Age: 35 Posts: 3,498 11 Photos	Good rules if they work for you. Your daughter may want to start a letter campaign for a Hello Kitty Telecaster. As for me, one of these will do... __________________ "...You don't need faith if you know it's gonna work!" "The views expressed here are mine and do not reflect the official opinion of my employer or the organization through which the Internet was accessed."

April 13th, 2006, 06:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
popthree Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Tulsa Age: 43 Posts: 2,693 44 Photos	that hello kitty guitar is just begging for someone to redo the eyes a bit meaner, maybe add a fang or 2, and get rid of the 'o' Hell Kitty __________________ don't taze me bro !

April 13th, 2006, 07:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Aen Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Eau Claire, WI Posts: 942	Well, if it didn't break so many rules, id be getting one, for sure. __________________ Alt-country and psych-rock-tronica! Hey, be happy you can choose one genre for yourself! http://www.myspace.com/aenpage

April 11th, 2006, 08:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
jjh37854 Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Francisco Age: 35 Posts: 1,149 7 Photos	I think those are some fine rules, you can't help it if they don't know the rules, don't let their lack of knowledge bother you, just know you have seen the light and pity them for not having their awakening yet :)

April 11th, 2006, 10:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
fendercii TDPRI Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 13	hahaha. Beats half of the rules our house has.