Still at a gig..........

TG · December 20th, 2005, 03:46 AM

...and it's 7:30AM. I've locked my keys in the bleedin' car. The hotel let me kip in a spare room since I didn't want to wake up my family in the middle of the night, and I've just found this internet access point. So while I wait for my wife to rescue me on her way to work in an hour or so I'll complain to you people.
If she knew about all the cute girls on their Christmas party outing last night who kept kissing us band members she'd probaby leave me stranded here. It was a wonderful gig...until I tried to leave and realised where my car keys were.
Karma, maybe?

jaybee001 · December 20th, 2005, 04:05 AM

that's what you get for letting cute girls kiss you!

TG · December 20th, 2005, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jaybee001

that's what you get for letting cute girls kiss you!

It's worth it.
Actually, at the end of the gig when we wanted to stop and they kept clamouring for more songs I sat down and told them that I refused to play any more unless I got more kisses. I then got nearly smothered by several inebriated young women.
So, yes...I deserve it.

captain gorgeous · December 20th, 2005, 08:16 AM

hahaha!

you dawg!

hope you got in okay eventually dude.

al.

p.s. i got underwear thrown at me on sunday. by a 6'8" man dressed as a schoolgirl. nice.

Dana · December 20th, 2005, 10:12 AM

Do you have something like AAA in Ireland?

They've saved me more times than I can remember.

captain gorgeous · December 20th, 2005, 11:36 AM

yeah we have the AA. it's like the AAA but without the first A. :D

WickedGTR · December 20th, 2005, 11:43 AM

AA in the US is Alcoholics Anonymous.

Has helped a few people in similar circumstances. (JUST KIDDING!! :P)

captain gorgeous · December 20th, 2005, 11:48 AM

oh yeah... i guess it's the same here too. bet that's caused some confusion down the years.

*standing in a circle of concerned and supportive looking motorists

"my name is captain gorgeous and i've locked my keys in the car"

Dana · December 20th, 2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by captain gorgeous

oh yeah... i guess it's the same here too. bet that's caused some confusion down the years.

*standing in a circle of concerned and supportive looking motorists

"my name is captain gorgeous and i've locked my keys in the car"

Too funny!

I meant this Triple A Emergency Road Service

Sorry for the confusion!

Here in the states if you are a member they will show up and jimmy your car open.

TG · December 20th, 2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dana

Do you have something like AAA in Ireland?

They've saved me more times than I can remember.

They have the AA here. I'll have to ask around and see what people think of it out here.

John Potter · December 21st, 2005, 02:59 PM

Our drummer locked his keys in his car once, we had to break the window to let him out......

yegbert · December 21st, 2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by John Potter

Our drummer locked his keys in his car once, we had to break the window to let him out......

Unless you're saying the rest of the band was even dumber than your drummer

, that joke might work better worded this way:

Our drummer locked his keys in his car once, he had to break the window to let himself out......

John Potter · December 21st, 2005, 06:58 PM

which joke is that, then?

December 20th, 2005, 03:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
TG Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 47 Posts: 4,492 7 Photos	Still at a gig.......... ...and it's 7:30AM. I've locked my keys in the bleedin' car. The hotel let me kip in a spare room since I didn't want to wake up my family in the middle of the night, and I've just found this internet access point. So while I wait for my wife to rescue me on her way to work in an hour or so I'll complain to you people. If she knew about all the cute girls on their Christmas party outing last night who kept kissing us band members she'd probaby leave me stranded here. It was a wonderful gig...until I tried to leave and realised where my car keys were. Karma, maybe?

December 20th, 2005, 08:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
captain gorgeous Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Angel, North London Posts: 1,886 38 Photos	hahaha! you dawg! hope you got in okay eventually dude. al. p.s. i got underwear thrown at me on sunday. by a 6'8" man dressed as a schoolgirl. nice. __________________ "What is it with chimpanzees and that middle parting? It's so 1920s." www.myspace.com/daddylonglegsuk http://www.myspace.com/thetacticians

December 20th, 2005, 10:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dana Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ashland, Ma Posts: 1,695 11 Photos	Do you have something like AAA in Ireland? They've saved me more times than I can remember. __________________ www.good-ear.com www.miles.be Study music and not the musicians who play it. - Lincoln Goines

December 20th, 2005, 11:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
captain gorgeous Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Angel, North London Posts: 1,886 38 Photos	yeah we have the AA. it's like the AAA but without the first A. :D __________________ "What is it with chimpanzees and that middle parting? It's so 1920s." www.myspace.com/daddylonglegsuk http://www.myspace.com/thetacticians

December 20th, 2005, 11:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
WickedGTR Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hillbilly Hollywood Posts: 2,127 4 Photos	AA in the US is Alcoholics Anonymous. Has helped a few people in similar circumstances. (JUST KIDDING!! :P) __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jameswilsey

December 20th, 2005, 04:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
jaybee001 Banned Tele-Holic Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: here, until I leave again, that is... Age: 50 Posts: 531	that's what you get for letting cute girls kiss you!

December 20th, 2005, 11:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
captain gorgeous Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Angel, North London Posts: 1,886 38 Photos	oh yeah... i guess it's the same here too. bet that's caused some confusion down the years. *standing in a circle of concerned and supportive looking motorists "my name is captain gorgeous and i've locked my keys in the car" __________________ "What is it with chimpanzees and that middle parting? It's so 1920s." www.myspace.com/daddylonglegsuk http://www.myspace.com/thetacticians

December 21st, 2005, 02:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
John Potter TDPRI Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Solihull UK Posts: 40	Our drummer locked his keys in his car once, we had to break the window to let him out...... __________________ I'm probably masticating......

December 21st, 2005, 06:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
John Potter TDPRI Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Solihull UK Posts: 40	which joke is that, then? __________________ I'm probably masticating......