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Old June 29th, 2013, 11:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Funny bumper stickers?

Put em up. I saw couple recently that made me kak.

"IF YOU DONT LIKE MY DRIVING DIAL 1- 800-EAT- *****"

"Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you are an ***hole"


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Old June 29th, 2013, 11:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My favourite..."I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did...not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car".......
then there was my old dull gray 1976 jeep cherokee with the 4 on the floor, that my buddy plastered with "I love ET" stickers ( even had a picture of the cute little begger with his large finger up)
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Old June 30th, 2013, 12:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I saw one once that had the iconic picture of Michael Jackson and ET with the caption "Alien vs Predator".

Classic!
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On the beer cooler at a local bar is a sticker that says " Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing"
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Old June 30th, 2013, 02:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Put em up. I saw couple recently that made me kak.

"IF YOU DONT LIKE MY DRIVING DIAL 1- 800-EAT- *****"

"Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you are an *sshole"
Those are my two favorite.

Another one I saw that was on Logging truck in Southern Oregon said

"Wood and Paper Products are no longer available so wipe you a** with a spotted owl"
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Old June 30th, 2013, 03:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The story behind it:
In Belgium during the ‘80s, all new Toyota's had a sticker on the rear window (I believe it was provided by the Belgium distributor).
The sticker said “MY TOYOTA IS FANTASTIC”.
So I altered it a little, and put it on my wife her Toyota.
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Old June 30th, 2013, 08:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old June 30th, 2013, 08:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The state capitol used to give away "Escape To Wisconsin" stickers, and the locaos would make up all sorts of their own with the letters.

There's also "People are more oppsed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich old women than motorcyle gangs."
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Not necessarily funny, but I do smile every time I see the "Bark Less, Wag More" one. My favorite is "There's no place like 127.0.0.1," because it's so nerdtastic.
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Years ago, a magazine called cracked, which was a take off on mad magazine, got fed
Up with all the "I love my " then insert whatever animal you loved. Beagle horse gerbil golden retriever etc. they made small two inch in diameter stickers that had a picture of a screw on it. They suggested covering the heart in the original bumper stickers with the screw. To this date I can't look at the I love stickers without picturing someone doing the nasty with their dog.
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I saw this one yesterday and it cracked me up!

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As a runner who refuses to put a 26.2 sticker on my car, this one made me giggle
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