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Old June 17th, 2013, 12:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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if you cross one animal with another do you get?

for example if you cross a horse with a cow? do you get road apple cow pies?

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Old June 17th, 2013, 01:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh gawd! Primary-school humour remembered...

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a parrot?

I don't know - but when it talks, you listen.

There is another one I recall but it's as far from politically correct as you can get...
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Old June 17th, 2013, 03:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I like the lion/tiger hybrid, also known as a liger.

It's bred for it's skills in magic.

It's pretty much my favorite animal.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino!
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Old June 17th, 2013, 05:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The absolute meanest cross is an alligator crossed with a crocodile, a crocogator. The thing has a head on both ends, with no place to take a dump, meanest, maddest, most frustrated creature on earth.
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Old June 17th, 2013, 05:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino!
Dang! Beat me to it!
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Old June 17th, 2013, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This is also a good way to come up with band names maybe? Or a bad way... well, it's a way at least!

Giraffeopanther? Lobstroctopus?
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Old June 17th, 2013, 07:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Usually you get a SciFi channel original movie.

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Old June 17th, 2013, 07:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?

Bloody big holes in the skirting-board...
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Foxbat..... fastest hybrid animal out there...:)
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A panda with a harmonium?

Sorry, gone a bit off topic there.

Lobstroctopus sounds like a really unpleasant medical procedure.
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If you cross a normal person with a bored internet forum user, you get a terrible thread.
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Huh? Nobody remembers the jackalope?
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Old June 17th, 2013, 08:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Donkey and a Zebra

Keyzee

A male is a Ken Keyzee.
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Cheetah and tortoise. The cheetoise. The world's fastest slowest land animal.
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Donkey + an onion = ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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There was Breeder that crossed a Poodle with a Pincher.

Ended-up with a Pinchapoo.
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cross a sheep with a rabbit...

and you get a.. rabbeep.... or some sort of turd.. :)
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This is a chihuahua and a dachshund:

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Old June 17th, 2013, 09:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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... an elephant with a pigeon?
Don't know, but don't watch out when it's flying overhead.
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