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Old January 30th, 2013, 03:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hiding a guitar in your pants...

Man slid Les Paul guitar down pants as woman distracted - twice.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20...istracted.html

... let the bad jokes commence!

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Old January 30th, 2013, 03:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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He probably slid the neck down his pants and tucked the body under his jacket. A few jokes have sprung immediately to mind, but I need to tone them down a little bit before I post 'em.
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Old January 30th, 2013, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Due to the recent QC issues with Les Pauls..........

I guess he didn't have any junk in his pants before, but he sure has a hunk o' junk in them now!
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This is some quality writing right here:

"Each time, police said, the woman distracted employees at the Route 38 store as the red top, distracted Sam Ash employees, while the male subject shoved a Les Paul Slim Neck guitar down his pants."
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This is some quality writing right here:

"Each time, police said, the woman distracted employees at the Route 38 store as the red top, distracted Sam Ash employees, while the male subject shoved a Les Paul Slim Neck guitar down his pants."
I was about to post the same sentence. What is the red top? It doesn't make any sense to me.
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old January 30th, 2013, 04:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old January 30th, 2013, 05:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Just goes to show you, no service at the big stores.

All that trouble and NOBODY offered to help him with it.

He had to hide it all by himself.

Sad.
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While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well.
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Old January 30th, 2013, 05:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I wanna know what the woman did to distract all the store employees. It's hard enough to get their attention when you need to talk to them...
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i couldn't do it, on account of my Bigsby.
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While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well.
HA!

And...he probably could have gotten away with a capo attached to his johnson.
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Oo, er, Missus!
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HA!

And...he probably could have gotten away with a capo attached to his johnson.
He'd have to be careful not to attach it to his jewels.......that'd sure raise his pitch!
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Old January 30th, 2013, 06:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I live near and have shopped in that Sam Ash. I cannot even get a salesperson to look at me while I'm in there. Maybe she just asked a question, that would be distracting enough to their employees. By the way, there is also a GC four stores down in the same plaza. Wonder if they went there after?
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