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dh · January 30th, 2013, 02:43 PM

Man slid Les Paul guitar down pants as woman distracted - twice.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20...istracted.html

... let the bad jokes commence!

Frodebro · January 30th, 2013, 02:46 PM

He probably slid the neck down his pants and tucked the body under his jacket. A few jokes have sprung immediately to mind, but I need to tone them down a little bit before I post 'em.

Skub · January 30th, 2013, 02:47 PM

If he breaks wind that's another neck gone.

StratBluesRock · January 30th, 2013, 02:50 PM

Due to the recent QC issues with Les Pauls..........

I guess he didn't have any junk in his pants before, but he sure has a hunk o' junk in them now!

emu! · January 30th, 2013, 03:07 PM

Two at one time?

telleutelleme · January 30th, 2013, 03:10 PM

Remember that have you deleted anything thread?

kelnet · January 30th, 2013, 03:17 PM

This is some quality writing right here:

"Each time, police said, the woman distracted employees at the Route 38 store as the red top, distracted Sam Ash employees, while the male subject shoved a Les Paul Slim Neck guitar down his pants."

flathd · January 30th, 2013, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelnet

This is some quality writing right here:

"Each time, police said, the woman distracted employees at the Route 38 store as the red top, distracted Sam Ash employees, while the male subject shoved a Les Paul Slim Neck guitar down his pants."

I was about to post the same sentence. What is the red top? It doesn't make any sense to me.

jkingma · January 30th, 2013, 03:24 PM

I was afraid to click on this.

Mike Eskimo · January 30th, 2013, 03:59 PM

Actually, it's not a guitar. I'm just really glad to see you (and c'mon - look at the size of my hands !)

String Tree · January 30th, 2013, 04:12 PM

Just goes to show you, no service at the big stores.

All that trouble and NOBODY offered to help him with it.

He had to hide it all by himself.

Sad.

BigDaddyLH · January 30th, 2013, 04:13 PM

While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well.

Frodebro · January 30th, 2013, 04:13 PM

I wanna know what the woman did to distract all the store employees. It's hard enough to get their attention when you need to talk to them...

stevieboy · January 30th, 2013, 04:16 PM

i couldn't do it, on account of my Bigsby.

emu! · January 30th, 2013, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyLH

While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well.

HA!

And...he probably could have gotten away with a capo attached to his johnson.

BigDaddyLH · January 30th, 2013, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieboy

i couldn't do it, on account of my Bigsby.

Oo, er, Missus!

StratBluesRock · January 30th, 2013, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emu!

HA!

And...he probably could have gotten away with a capo attached to his johnson.

He'd have to be careful not to attach it to his jewels.......that'd sure raise his pitch!

bobsway · January 30th, 2013, 04:30 PM

I s'pose that's one way to get 'wood'!

ILoveLorita · January 30th, 2013, 05:58 PM

I live near and have shopped in that Sam Ash. I cannot even get a salesperson to look at me while I'm in there. Maybe she just asked a question, that would be distracting enough to their employees. By the way, there is also a GC four stores down in the same plaza. Wonder if they went there after?

Thebluesman · January 30th, 2013, 06:26 PM

He wanted a slide guitar!

January 30th, 2013, 02:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
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January 30th, 2013, 02:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Frodebro Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Seattle Age: 43 Posts: 3,706	He probably slid the neck down his pants and tucked the body under his jacket. A few jokes have sprung immediately to mind, but I need to tone them down a little bit before I post 'em.

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StratBluesRock Banned Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2012 Location: Connecticut, USA Age: 16 Posts: 2,644	Due to the recent QC issues with Les Pauls.......... I guess he didn't have any junk in his pants before, but he sure has a hunk o' junk in them now!

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BigDaddyLH Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kelowna, BC, Canuckistan Age: 52 Posts: 13,759	While he was at it, he should have tossed a pair of stomp boxes in there as well. __________________ “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” -- Charles Bukowski

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Frodebro Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Seattle Age: 43 Posts: 3,706	I wanna know what the woman did to distract all the store employees. It's hard enough to get their attention when you need to talk to them...

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January 30th, 2013, 05:58 PM	#19 (permalink)
ILoveLorita Tele-Meister Join Date: May 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 235	I live near and have shopped in that Sam Ash. I cannot even get a salesperson to look at me while I'm in there. Maybe she just asked a question, that would be distracting enough to their employees. By the way, there is also a GC four stores down in the same plaza. Wonder if they went there after?

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