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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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They can put a man on the Moon but they can't...

...process green beans without ending up with at least 6 stems in every can.

Man that pisses me off.

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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i had green beans from the can the other night and not a stem was found
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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...make a decent cup of coffee around here.
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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No surprise. Motorola has made a Droid phone that can do everything on earth, even put a man on the moon, but it doesn't do calls worth a crap.
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Please merge this thread with the first world problems one
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why are they stopping wax bean production. Dont see them much any more.
Love those bad boys..
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So, you shop the dollar store?
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Not sure if they pkg green beans, but Acapulco Gold. No stems, no seeds. Of course that was years ago.
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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...moon a man on the can?

Wait, never mind, that's possible.
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Old January 25th, 2013, 01:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Nope, they cannot put a man on the moon. Not today. They could in the 60s, and did, but that was almost half a century ago.

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You could moon that can of green beans.
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So, you shop the dollar store?
I'm talking Green Giant and Del Monte... not dollar store crap.

I've had a can of beans for lunch every day the the past 2 weeks and every can had stems. I switched brands this week and same thing.


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Nuther first world problem?
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Nuther first world problem?

Never saw that thread... sorry.
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We had some green beans last night....not one stem or problem. Del Monte Fresh cut...Cut Green Beans.
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They can put a man on the Moon but they can't...
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You need to try moon beans - no stems
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