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Old December 28th, 2012, 09:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So.. the wife busted me looking on the Internet at...

Guitars.

Yep, I was on this site oogling someone's NGD and she walked by, shook her head and said that sometimes she wished I looked at girls online.

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Old December 28th, 2012, 09:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I can post some photos of your wife, if that would help.

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Old December 28th, 2012, 09:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What's wrong with guitar porn? My wife knows I chase after blondes.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 01:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old December 28th, 2012, 02:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Did you at least tell you something like, "but I already found the perfect girl." She might have even told you to go ahead and get another guitar; well, either that or stop being so cheesy.

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Old December 28th, 2012, 02:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old December 28th, 2012, 02:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Whenever my wife sees me looking at gear online, she usually makes some kind of comment to the effect of 'don't even think about it.'
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Old December 28th, 2012, 02:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i get that all the time or the slow disapproving head shake and the "your weird" oh well at least it's guitars and not beastiality. hahahaha
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Old December 28th, 2012, 04:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Big deal. Your wife could have caught you looking at pedals.

Make your own joke here.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 04:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i get that all the time or the slow disapproving head shake and the "your weird" oh well at least it's guitars and not beastiality. hahahaha
Have you seen the Hello Kitty guitars?
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I think my wife would be more concerned about me looking at guitars, because she knows I have a shot at those.
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Hahaha...Oh...you're serious? Dang! ;-)

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About a month ago I put a Christmas list together for my parents and girlfriend which included things like tubes, transformers, and a speaker for a 5E3 I wanted to build. About a week or two ago my mom said she didn't order any of that stuff and my girlfriend said she didn't want me to build another amp because it would be too loud in our duplex. I ordered everything I needed to complete my build as soon as I found out I wasn't getting any of the stuff I asked for. My girlfriend works until 6 every day so I am always the first one to find packages in the mail or at the door. The amp is now built, and I played it a while last night, and nobody knows I even built it yet.
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Old December 28th, 2012, 05:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I've always told my wife I spend so much on guitars that I can't afford a mistress ;-)
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