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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Royal Oak, MI U.S. of A.
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I don't know about the rest of those conditions, but I think that you can safely cease worrying about the priapism... unless you chemically induce it.
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Tele-Meister
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Van.B.C.
Age: 51
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Pffft!!! 50 is the new 50! Oh wait ,40 is the new 50! No 20 is the.....what was I trying to say? Who are all you people and why are you in my room?!!!!
You won't feel a thing ,trust me, I know.....
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Tele-Meister
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Australia
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If it hasn't already started for you I'd say the only difference I've noticed since passing that particular signpost is that bits that never hurt before have started to.
Happy birthday buddy.
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tamworth, 'straya.
Age: 51
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What should you expect? Pretty much more of the same. Well at least that's my experience, so far.
But as the years roll on I think you should prepare yourself. To that end I ask you this question; How good is your lawn? |
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Happy belated Birthday man.
Same thing happened to me last weekend ( . . . or was it the weekend before . . . ? ) ![]() Nah, it's a piece of cake . . . mmm, cake . . .
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The only thing that I would say is that you probably will begin to notice that "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak".
Not all at once, but as time moves on that will occur.
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Canada
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Happy Birthday.
Hitting the big 50 is a great time. You get to apply all that knowledge and wisdom you've learned from a million mistakes getting here. Enjoy the rest of the ride and smile knowingly. |
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Well, just pretend you're John Wayne. Barbara Walters was interviewing him not long before he passed on, and asked. "If you could be any age what would it be?" He replied. "I would want to be a young and virile man of 50.
Happy Birthday! You ain't gettin' any younger.
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: In the South, U.S.A.
Age: 58
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One thing that you can definitely except is an invitation that will arrive by mail - - an invitation to join the AARP, formally the American Association of Retired Persons! They don't really expect anyone to join at age 50, they just want us to feel old!
Happy Birthday!
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Longmont, CO
Age: 53
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Happy Birthday!
I'm 5 months behind you (yeah, I lied on my TDPRI birthrate, that was before I knew folks here were so nice.) And not looking forward to it. My father, who is 74 and is still a full time college prof, says after 50, you wake up in the morning and all the wrong things are stiff. |
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Friend of Leo's
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
Age: 48
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Happy Birthday! I'm getting close. I've been having increasingly stronger urges to buy an old Buick Roadmaster, drive about 45 in a 70 zone and leave my left turn signal on all the time. how about you?
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Tele-Holic
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NW Atlanta
Posts: 841
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Other than the sudden and unpredictable onset of explosive diarrhea, you shouldn't notice a thing.
Now go get a colonoscopy, young man!
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