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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:01 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Life should be a walk in the Park
vote Daniel

a chicken in every wok, vote Daniel

Avert Deep Kimchi, vote Park

Cold Beer, Good Times, Daniel Park

Vote for me because I'm not related to Chan Ho Park
Daniel Park Finance

Park rhymes with finance, vote for me

"I would vote for Daniel Park"
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"If Daniel had been in charge of finance in 2008, all problems would have been averted"
-my dad who works at a bank

Dudes save money for cool stuff that is big and noisy and cool. Chicks buy shoes.
You pick. For real. Daniel 4 Finance.

Vote for me and your phone will blow up with all kinds of opportunity..
Vote Daniel for finance... a real entrepreneur.

A vote for Daniel Park today will help you get a job someday when I am like everyone's boss.... dig that!
LMAO!!!

I'm really liking the walk in the park thing. Most of the others would get me reprimanded and/or expelled . LOL Getbent you are a genius.

Now comes the question on how I should execute this ingenious stuff?

Which ones do you think I should put on the blow pop (the sticker is 2") and which ones should I put on cards that will go on people's back packs?

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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:04 AM   #22 (permalink)
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did you already buy the blow pops? I'm saying fortune cookies man! stuff the cookies with all the different slogans and put 20 1 dollar bills in 20 different cookies and write "VOTE DAN" on the bills....

you'll be swamped!
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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:04 AM   #23 (permalink)
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"rather than follow my opponet's secret Marxist agenda"
Haha I think we have too many stupid kids at my school that wouldn't be able to figure that one out.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:07 AM   #24 (permalink)
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did you already buy the blow pops? I'm saying fortune cookies man! stuff the cookies with all the different slogans and put 20 1 dollar bills in 20 different cookies and write "VOTE DAN" on the bills....

you'll be swamped!
Oh my.... That would have been so good. But too much $ involved haha.

But then again I could always steal a whole bunch of fortune cookies at my local Panda Express or ask them for the expired ones

Yeah I bought them dang blow pops. WHY?
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so print out several different slogans, cut them into strips and tape them to the stick... you can do 200 in 90 minutes or so...
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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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so print out several different slogans, cut them into strips and tape them to the stick... you can do 200 in 90 minutes or so...
Gosh that is so smart... Getbent you are forsure the brains behind this operation and Damn straight im not going down without a fight. Now I just got to work on those smiles.. D:
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My slogan would be something like: "Math is hard. Let me do it."
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Who the hell is Don Draper?

I must really be out of the loop. :(
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Who the hell is Don Draper?

I must really be out of the loop. :(
Haha he's the stud from Mad Men.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 12:34 PM   #30 (permalink)
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My slogan would be something like: "Math is hard. Let me do it."
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in the UK it be something like, Vote for Park, he's a lark

or read the manual, vote for daniel

here's some candy
vote for dandy

don't be a fanny
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Old May 1st, 2012, 02:33 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Put up an announcement stating your competition is giving away free hotdogs and Cokes and watch the disappointment brew.
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Old May 1st, 2012, 02:53 PM   #33 (permalink)
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If you use the stale fortune cookies , put her slogan on em .

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Old May 1st, 2012, 04:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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The 'Spaniel thing could backfire too. Any girl who's ever been called a biotch will probably vote for your rival. While you're really calling your rival a dog, if the school administrators ask you to explain it, you might have say something like, "I heard someone call ME a cocker spaniel, and I thought it was funny. So I made it my slogan, "Vote for Daniel, not the spaniel...' "

This could inadvertently result in your spending the rest of your high school days known as "Daniel the Cocker Spaniel"...

On the other hand, nothing ventured, nothing gained... I say be bold and take the initiative. Don't forget the promises of free beer...

Last but not least, you seem to have already acknowledged above that girls are smarter than boys. Even though most of us here on TDPRI are middle aged men, we're still men, which means that your average teenage girl is going to be smarter than us too. It's something you learn to accept, even appreciate, as you get older.

Regardless of the outcome of your school's election, take comfort in the fact that, if your high school was full of middle med men who played guitar, you would definitely win...
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Old May 1st, 2012, 10:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Day 1 of the Campaign:

It turned out great. We're doing some dumb block scheduling so I only get to see three of my six periods for two hours.

First period: Success. I got almost everyone except maybe 3 or 4 preps to vote for me. Handed out like 5/10 of my candy. They thought my slogans were funny (THANKS Getbent, and the rest of you guys)

Third period: Total Success. I got every sophomore in that class to vote for me hopefully.. Handed out like 4/10 of my candy.

Lunch: Sweet Victory in the cafeteria. Got all the tables consent in voting for me... Talked to a lot of people I haven't talked to in a while. Handed out like .9/10 of my candy The Spaniel hangs out around the mall which is the center area of the school where most of popular kids usually hang out but fear not, there aren't alot of sophomores as you would think. I scooped up the kids around the edge of the mall who don't care for her and I got the jocks who are the guys that hang out with the preps.

Fifth period: Ehh OK compared to the others. That class was overrun by preps.. handed out like only one candy to a VIP.

My Slogans were:

Vote for Daniel Not the Spaniel

Life should be a walk in the Park

Park over Here

Will probably add the math is hard let me do it (thanks) and maybe one more

I bought double the amount of candy right after practice and so my plan is to hit her hard tomorrow by jacking up my even periods with candy, ESPECIALLY at lunch..

Smiling and shaking hands seems to work A LOT (I got most of my future voters w/o candy). Telling them that I appreciate it and that I'm counting on them work just sweetens it up.. 80% of the people I talked to said they would in like a non conceited way... I'm hoping at least 60% vote but I made all the people I talked to feel special..


Now I need you guys to help me with my facebook campaign.. Planning to start that tomorrow after school.

I'm planning on making an event with the help of a friend that will get a picture of me in red white and blue and I will invite the sophomores in my friends...

I want to mention that I want to buy them free beer so I don't get in trouble but do you guys think I will?

Any suggestions out there?

I know one of my friends, whose a pretty cute chick thats a junior, liked a whole bunch of guys' photos when she ran for something but lol I don't know if that would work for me cause a guy lurking and liking a whole bunch of chicks photos would make me look like a creeper. Maybe comment something nice on some?

And you guys are right I can't even TOUCH those no good preppy chicks...
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I did not know Chinese Restaurants ever threw away old Fortune Cookies.

If the chick is popular and hot, you lose. Of course I am biased.
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I did not know Chinese Restaurants ever threw away old Fortune Cookies.

If the chick is popular and hot, you lose. Of course I am biased.
Lol. That's what it seems to a lot of people but hell she's crippled (temporarily) and I'm way more motivated then her.. You know what I mean? Like the Kardashians are famous but no one likes them (lol but the Spaniel is pretty nice...).. Let's just leave it at her lack of motivation (I think)
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go with the math is hard slogan... that is a really good one...

wear a tshirt that says 'vote for me or I will hug you'

or a tshirt that says "her mom wants to vote for me too"
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go with the math is hard slogan... that is a really good one...

wear a tshirt that says 'vote for me or I will hug you'

or a tshirt that says "her mom wants to vote for me too"
I think the first two will do real fine (already mentioned that I will use the math is hard slogan in my previous post). Thanks!!
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