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Old April 27th, 2012, 12:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Not for the squeamish.
There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to think about them, especially if you're a guy.

A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.

An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported.

The resulting fight escalated, leading the woman to call her husband and brother, who in turn got into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper, according to the website. At some point in the fracas, the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to a hospital for treatment and later died

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Old April 27th, 2012, 12:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That takes the expression "Main Squeeze" to a new level!
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Nothing would stop me from protecting my boys. I would have clawed her friggin' eyes out...
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The story sounds like a sack....
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Old April 27th, 2012, 01:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Pictures or it never happened but I will accept a recording of his screams to replay at my pleasure .
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I hope they set an example of her...death sentence or worse. Can you imagine if this catches on. Makes me think of Lorena Bobbit. :rofl:
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Old April 27th, 2012, 02:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old April 27th, 2012, 03:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Boy was she testy.....
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Old April 27th, 2012, 05:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old April 27th, 2012, 06:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So much for grabbing the bull by its horn...
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Old April 27th, 2012, 06:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Dickering over a parking space? What a crotchety lady.
No photos and yet this fracas happened in pubic?,,,wait, that's not what I meant.
Okay break it up. Nothing to see here.
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Old April 29th, 2012, 01:20 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Wow...she really put the squeeze on that guy.
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Old April 29th, 2012, 02:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old April 29th, 2012, 03:42 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Seriously, how would this lead to death? Did he go into shock from the pain?
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I've heard of women with penis envy but his is a little extreme. Trying to rip off a guys balls while he's still wearing them should be punishable by death!
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Seriously, how would this lead to death? Did he go into shock from the pain?
He was asphyxiated when they got stuck in his throat.
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