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Old April 23rd, 2012, 09:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I haven't yet decided if this guy is for real or a goof. Decide for yourself.

Cool dudes everywhere. I am looking for an awesome Heavy Metal band with a real cool look. IF YOU SUCK THEN DO NOT REPLY! Long hair, leather, a lot of shinny stuff and a lot of Aquanet. I am a real showman and I mean to impress. NO POSSERS! I am the real deal. I want to be on a world tour by the summer because my parents are kicking me out of my house. dONT EVEN THINK ABOUT CALLING ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE lOOK, BECAUSE I'M HOT!!!! Real musicianship isnt as important as your look. I play like the guitar players in the band Thy Demon, Carpathian Witchcraft, Draconian Candle, Bestial Jesus, Carnal Era,Black Fest, Evil Midwinter. My best show trick is jumping off some oversized fake speaker stack and splitting my spandex. If you think you got what it takes then give me a call.
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 10:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Pretty funny though.
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 10:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what's wrong with it....took me a long time to post that...I had to use spell check allot
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 10:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I can't wait to catch that world tour!
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like his handle, Darth Steal , if he wears a Darth Vader costume and spandex while jumping off the fake amp stack that might be worth seeing!
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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He's probably 5'-8", 240lbs and 50 yrs old...
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The dude needs a video to prove to us he's got what it takes.
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's someone pretending to be 'gangsta'.
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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what's wrong with it....took me a long time to post that...I had to use spell check allot
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Old April 23rd, 2012, 11:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Would a Posser have a Posse?
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Old April 24th, 2012, 12:19 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ironic cynicism is always real.
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Old April 25th, 2012, 02:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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So the real question is, is the bad spelling part of the joke?
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Old April 25th, 2012, 03:42 PM   #20 (permalink)
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My question is what happened to that guy that made him want to write what he thought was a scathing parody of a Craigslist Ad? And where does the spandex fit in in his archetypal subconscious? That is scary, splitting britches, hmmm.....
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