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Old March 6th, 2012, 11:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So... Last night I'm sitting at a bar in Austin Texas watching a very good blues band. The singer says: "We're going to switch things up on you here. How about a little Country?"

I shout out: "Lithuania!"

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Old March 6th, 2012, 12:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bud-a-boom..
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they might not have got it.
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Old March 6th, 2012, 12:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If the band was balkin', I'd suggest Macedonia, unless they try to Skopje.
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I'm surprised one them rednecks didn't punch you in the nose for using sissy talk!
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Old March 6th, 2012, 01:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I shout out: "Lithuania!"
Hmm... if you had said "Latvia", they could have responded "Letts do it!"
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If the band was balkin', I'd suggest Macedonia, unless they try to Skopje.
Oh, Jeez, that is an incredibly bad (good ) pun! "Balkin'"...
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He don't know he ain't funny bless his heart.
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I find that dang funny. I don't know if that says more about you or more about me. My brother and I think we're hilarious, our wives don't necessarily share that opinion all the time.
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Right on Brother Rob, I laughed reading it.
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I thought about saying "Delaware" but that is too many levels of "Comedy".
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Next time, yell, "Lichtenstein!"
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love it! read it to my wife and it took a few seconds but she really started to laugh.
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So... Last night I'm sitting at a bar in Austin Texas watching a very good blues band. The singer says: "We're going to switch things up on you here. How about a little Country?"

I shout out: "Lithuania!"
hahaha! thats just as nerdy as something id say
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Y'know, I saw it comin' . . .


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So... Last night I'm sitting at a bar in Austin Texas watching a very good blues band. The singer says: "We're going to switch things up on you here. How about a little Country?"

I shout out: "Lithuania!"
You crack me up, too...


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