What's your favorite question?

reverbbb · October 15th, 2004, 06:33 AM

This seems silly, but I just had to ask.

simonc · October 15th, 2004, 07:38 AM

Sory,Whats the question?

Colo Springs E · October 15th, 2004, 07:40 AM

.....justify the means?

That's my favorite question.

Also, do you think ethics can (and should be) situational?

-Eric

Teletwang · October 15th, 2004, 07:46 AM

"Do you want the honest truth?"
Well,........yea!!

Colo Springs E · October 15th, 2004, 07:49 AM

...ask you a question?

:)

Speaking of which, here's a good lawyer joke:

Guy goes to a lawyer, asks "How much do you charge?"

Lawyer: "$500 for 3 questions."

Guy: "Wow, that's a lot isn't it?"

Lawyer: "Yes it is. Now, what's your last question?"

:)

-Eric

Darrell · October 15th, 2004, 08:52 AM

Why would you want to do that?

It makes people explain their rationale behind their irrational behavior.

0le FUZZY · October 15th, 2004, 08:54 AM

HUH??

DAK · October 15th, 2004, 09:13 AM

Reverbbb, are you studying to be James Lipton? I suppose, next, you'll be asking for our favorite curse word.

By the way, my fave question is "Say, what?"

TonyBlack · October 15th, 2004, 09:21 AM

How much do I owe you?

Jakedog · October 15th, 2004, 09:48 AM

That depends, am I being asked, or am I doing the asking?

My favorite to ask: "Does that come with it?"

My favorite to be asked: "Are you coming to bed?"

I'm in sales, so I answer questions with questions. It's second nature to me, but when I go to buy somthing and the salesperson does it it annoys the hell out of me

.

Example:

Customer: Does your product do _________?
Salesguy: Why is _______ important to you?

JUST ANSWER THE _____ QUESTION!!!

Jake

reverbbb · October 15th, 2004, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakedog

My favorite to ask: "Does that come with it?"

My favorite to be asked: "Are you coming to bed?"

I was thinking that these two questions actually mean the same thing. You might see what I mean if your reversed the order of the questions and had them in the same conversation:

She: "Are you coming to bed?"

He: "Does that come with it?"

Sorry. It is possible to digress even further on such a digressed thread?

Hey! That was another question! I think I'll post another TOPIC!

Anonymous · October 15th, 2004, 10:54 AM

"Dad, can I come over to your house?" :-) CS

bender72 · October 15th, 2004, 11:22 AM

What is the price of beef in China?

lenny · October 15th, 2004, 11:47 AM

i thought you meant tdpri questions.
my favorite is "how can i sound like brent mason"
also ran: "which is the best telecaster for a great telecaster sound (or variations therof) "
:P

reverbbb · October 15th, 2004, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lenny

i thought you meant tdpri questions.

Was that a new question? You'd better start a new thread.

eryque · October 15th, 2004, 12:27 PM

"What kind of ice cream do you like to shower with?"

Tony · October 15th, 2004, 12:56 PM

"May I mambo dogface to the bananapatch?"

Iceman · October 15th, 2004, 02:40 PM

Rosewood or maple?

telemike · October 15th, 2004, 02:45 PM

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

staxman · October 15th, 2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eryque

"What kind of ice cream do you like to shower with?"

...while eating my favorite potato chips?

chipl · October 15th, 2004, 03:13 PM

Barry Mann: "Who put the bomp in the bomp, shu-bomp, shu-bomp, who put the dit in the dit-dit-it-did-it. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding dong?"

A second favorite question: "I wonder, wonder who, ba-doo-who, WHO wrote the book of love?"

On a non-musical basis: "Do you want me to honest with you?" No I'd prefer a lie, thanks.

Last, I often like to ask, "Can I be frank?" The correct answer is no, cause your name is Chip. Thanks, folks I'll be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitress. Ba-da-bomp. Everyone's a comedian!

This message brought to you by a slow Friday at the office. (Here comes the weekend! Yay!)

Dana · October 15th, 2004, 03:20 PM

How's it hanging?

staxman · October 15th, 2004, 03:36 PM

Does this dress make my butt look big?

My answer: No, your butt IS big?

(True story: That marriage ended shortly thereafter with my ex being arrested for assault with a deadly weapon)

Mik · October 15th, 2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dana

How's it hanging?

Favorite answer: To the FLOOR!

Mik

Mik · October 15th, 2004, 04:25 PM

Want to ride? 8)

Mik

0le FUZZY · October 15th, 2004, 04:25 PM

Quote:

"What kind of ice cream do you like to shower with?"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

Yew Quacked me up again !!!
(yew rascal eryque)

0.F.

October 15th, 2004, 06:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
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simonc Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Perth Western Australia Age: 29 Posts: 1,437 4 Photos	Sory,Whats the question? __________________ Never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoe-down" -Homer Simpson

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Colo Springs E Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 5,004 5 Photos	Does the end..... .....justify the means? That's my favorite question. Also, do you think ethics can (and should be) situational? -Eric __________________ Life's for livin' Yeah that's our philosophy...

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Colo Springs E Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 5,004 5 Photos	Can I.... ...ask you a question? :) Speaking of which, here's a good lawyer joke: Guy goes to a lawyer, asks "How much do you charge?" Lawyer: "$500 for 3 questions." Guy: "Wow, that's a lot isn't it?" Lawyer: "Yes it is. Now, what's your last question?" :) -Eric __________________ Life's for livin' Yeah that's our philosophy...

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Darrell Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, Texas Age: 48 Posts: 2,448	Why would you want to do that? Why would you want to do that? It makes people explain their rationale behind their irrational behavior. __________________ "Yeap, I like the American Standard Telecaster, I can even live with one a them PCB amps, and I even use one a them mul-tie-effects things too."

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Teletwang Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Connecticut Age: 41 Posts: 1,275 1 Photos	"Do you want the honest truth?" Well,........yea!!

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0le FUZZY Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kolly-forn-knee-ya Posts: 10,001 6 Photos	HUH??

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DAK Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 525	Are we Inside the Actors Studio? Reverbbb, are you studying to be James Lipton? I suppose, next, you'll be asking for our favorite curse word. By the way, my fave question is "Say, what?" __________________ DAK

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Jakedog Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Cleveland,OH But my heart's still in TE Posts: 2,889	That depends, am I being asked, or am I doing the asking? My favorite to ask: "Does that come with it?" My favorite to be asked: "Are you coming to bed?" I'm in sales, so I answer questions with questions. It's second nature to me, but when I go to buy somthing and the salesperson does it it annoys the hell out of me . Example: Customer: Does your product do _________? Salesguy: Why is _______ important to you? JUST ANSWER THE _____ QUESTION!!! Jake __________________ "Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him..."

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Anonymous Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 0	Re: What's your favorite question? "Dad, can I come over to your house?" :-) CS

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October 15th, 2004, 11:47 AM	#14 (permalink)
lenny Banned Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: New Haven, CT. USA Posts: 3,219	i thought you meant tdpri questions. my favorite is "how can i sound like brent mason" also ran: "which is the best telecaster for a great telecaster sound (or variations therof) " :P

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eryque Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: albany, ny [not chicago] Posts: 6,918 44 Photos	"What kind of ice cream do you like to shower with?"

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chipl Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 732	My two favorite musical questions Barry Mann: "Who put the bomp in the bomp, shu-bomp, shu-bomp, who put the dit in the dit-dit-it-did-it. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding dong?" A second favorite question: "I wonder, wonder who, ba-doo-who, WHO wrote the book of love?" On a non-musical basis: "Do you want me to honest with you?" No I'd prefer a lie, thanks. Last, I often like to ask, "Can I be frank?" The correct answer is no, cause your name is Chip. Thanks, folks I'll be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitress. Ba-da-bomp. Everyone's a comedian! This message brought to you by a slow Friday at the office. (Here comes the weekend! Yay!)

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