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Old July 29th, 2010, 05:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thoughts, Feelings, Raves and Rants: The Rambling Thread

Here's my basic premise for this thread.
A thread where you can post pretty much anything you want. Any thoughts, ideas, feelings, ranting, griping, boasting, little things you wanted to say but thought were too insignificant for a full thread, things you just wanted to get off your chest; anything goes. Obviously normal forum rules still apply, but other than that it's no holds barred.

Whether there has already been something like this or indeed still is, I don't know. I just remembered it from another forum I used to go on (A Warhammer forum... I'm a dork.) and it worked really well over there (very tight-knit community on that forum, much like it is here) so I thought it was a good idea to bring it here. So, assuming this isn't a completely stupid idea and nobody wants to, go crazy guys!

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Old July 29th, 2010, 05:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old July 29th, 2010, 05:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Postin' in mah own thread. Wat'cha gonna do 'bout it, punk?
Also, is it just me or would a collab guitar build between Scatter Lee, Gil and Bucko be the best thing ever?
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Old July 29th, 2010, 05:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old July 29th, 2010, 05:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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42? what the heck is that?? man i hate it when I don't get the slang of you Brits! That drives me absolutely nuts


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Hollowman...42 is the punchline to an inside joke for all misfits, not just the Brits.
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Old July 29th, 2010, 06:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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42? what the heck is that?? man i hate it when I don't get the slang of you Brits! That drives me absolutely nuts


Watch the film of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' or, better yet, read the books. Seriously, go do it. Now. I'll wait.
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Old July 29th, 2010, 06:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hollowman...42 is the punchline to an inside joke for all misfits, not just the Brits.
Misfit, I resemble that remark!
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Old July 29th, 2010, 06:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old July 29th, 2010, 06:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I was pretty disappointed when I found out Evel Knievel was going to jump the Snake River Canyon in a rocket. WTF. He's supposed to jump stuff on motorcycles.
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Old July 29th, 2010, 06:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I was pretty disappointed when I found out Evel Knievel was going to jump the Snake River Canyon in a rocket. WTF. He's supposed to jump stuff on motorcycles.

LOL...remember how drunk he was? He had hired a guy who couldn't cut it at NASA to design a rocket to go across. All that guy managed to design was a poor spectacle.
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OK, so we can all agree that a hickory dickerydock is a dickerydock made of hickory, right?

Has anyone ever made a dickerydock out of anything else besides hickory?

And, what the heck is a dickerydock?
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42 is in the lead, and I thought I was the only dork here!
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Us dorks are like rats; your never more than 5 metres away from one of us. Same goes for internet forums.
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It came from here. I believe they are koochie girls

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i got that pic from another board i frequent...funny the guy who posted pics is known to take threads from other forums and makes them his own in a weird way of trying to strat a cool thread...but he is just a copy cat

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Well...

...At first the one on the left was like...

...but then the one in the middle was like...

...and then the one on the right LOL'd...

...is pretty much what I got out of it.
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I once coated a standard Dickerydock with Teflon.Wound up with a slippery hickory dickerydock.Not very useful.
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I once coated a standard Dickerydock with Teflon.Wound up with a slippery hickory dickerydock.Not very useful.
I oiled mine...but only around the edges, so people didn't notice until it was to late...

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I always thought that booger and burger sound way too much alike, being that one is made of snot, the other food. Also, I have recently noticed that too many facebook status updates quote obscure lyrics and end with ...., which is okay only if you are leaving something out....
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I always thought that booger and burger sound way too much alike, being that one is made of snot, the other food.
When I was a boy my mother bought Parkay margarine:



I could never eat it because of its jingle, "tastes like butter but it's snot".
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I could never eat it because of its jingle, "tastes like butter but it's snot".
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Okay, based on recommendations here for summer reads, I'm reading the book "Infinite Jest" (including the footnotes, and the footnotes' footnotes). I like it, but then I like "Gravity's Rainbow". I'm up to page 130 (the long, drunken soliloquy of James Incandenza's father) . In other words, I'm at the beginning. Now, the questions:

Okay, the author is fascinated with casual drug use. But tennis and Quebec Separatism, what's up with that? Why the elaborate story of these Teleputers? Why does he use "The Year of the Depends Adult Undergarment" instead of actual years? Are you supposed to piece together what year each of these phrases refers to? Right now, I'm just going with the flow.
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