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Old March 14th, 2010, 01:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Investment Opportunity - might open a shop

I'm thinking that a place like Myrtle Beach SC needs a shop that sells things like T-shirts and beach towels!

I'm thinking that there i$ money to be made.

Anybody want to come in on it with me?


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Old March 14th, 2010, 01:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm thinking that a place like Myrtle Meach SC needs a shop that sells things like T-shirts and beach towels!

I'm thinking that there i$ money to be made.

Anybody want to come in on it with me?

You're kidding right?

Heck, here in Toronto, street hot dog vendors are making 6 figures.

Get a cart! hehe

BTW: What's a Meach?
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Old March 14th, 2010, 01:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You're kidding right?
Perfectly serious!

Why do you ask?

Are you in?

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Old March 14th, 2010, 02:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Perfectly serious!

Why do you ask?

Are you in?

Hehe!

It wasn't too long ago I could grab 5000 plain t-shirts for a thousand bucks from Pakistan .. Man! that's cheaper than diapers!
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I always wanted to open a waffle-house called "The Waffle SS". Our mascot could be a waffle wearing a German helmet and carrying a Mauser.
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Old March 14th, 2010, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Okay, here's the deal, put $47 in unmarked bills and send it to me...quick...before somebody else does.

You want to get in while the stock options are being offered!
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"Bubba" has offered to be our security force...



he'll keep the riff-raff...and "idle minds" at bay!

So, who's in!?
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T-shirts?

With pictures of hogs, corn, and beans? :)
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Bucko, you ARE joking, right?

If you're serious, methinks some SERIOUS research is needed-I'm in the t-shirt biz, and there's TONS of t-shirt traps in Myrtle Beach (like most resorts), and I can tell ya, the biz is cut-throat at the best of times (and these still ain't the best of times). Make sure you've got plenty of cash to fall back on, 'cuz the first several months are going to be the sounds of crickets chirping, not cash registers ringing, and you still gotta eat... as it is in all startup businesses.

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I thought you were going to open a Glitter Galore shop.
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If you are serious then do the following:

Canvas the existing market and see what they are selling and pricing.
Determine the overhead - Location, location, location is expensive
Source your suppliers - China comes to mind as the cheapest for imports if the quantities are large enough.
Figure start up costs - you know licenses, permits, taxes, saleries, insurance, utilities, etc.

Then put a business plan together and go get a small business loan. They will let you know if it has a chance for them to make money.

Or borrow from a relative known as an Angel in start ups.

Thousands of good ideas, very few successes.

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Bucko, you ARE joking, right?

If you're serious, methinks some SERIOUS research is needed-I'm in the t-shirt biz, and there's TONS of t-shirt traps in Myrtle Beach (like most resorts), and I can tell ya, the biz is cut-throat at the best of times (and these still ain't the best of times). Make sure you've got plenty of cash to fall back on, 'cuz the first several months are going to be the sounds of crickets chirping, not cash registers ringing, and you still gotta eat... as it is in all startup businesses.

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What?

Don't tell me I am a day late and a dollar short again!

Back to the drawing board I guess.

How about doing something like taking VW Beetles an converting them to beach buggies? I bet they would be snazzy for that!
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How about buying up everyone's unwanted SG's and converting them to Telecasters?
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in my town, its tanning salons, cell phone stores, and pay day loan companies...
Near a military base?

Maybe some of should get together and open a Tattoo Shop.

Not sure there is enough of them...

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Not that I would want to talk you out of such a moneymaking idea, how about getting to the 21st century? If it is people in Myrtle Beach, it is people on vacation. Open a quickie store that has supplies for cell phones, laptops, digital cameras, storage devices, carrying cases and a sublimation printer to print on t-shirts. Have the ability to print their own images on 1 t-shirt or 20. Any laptop services would be great, maybe the ability to remove sand from a personal video player!

I had a silkscreen and embroidery business. The first couple of years my partner and I worked 6 days a week up to 14 hours a day. There were more than several times that there was no paychecks for us.
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I always wanted to open a waffle-house called "The Waffle SS". Our mascot could be a waffle wearing a German helmet and carrying a Mauser.
Thats funny .I wanted a pet shop called the Woofen SS
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If you're going to be working at the beach... you might be wise to go for something in the service industry. I'm thinking the Buckocaster is ready-made for a Suntan Lotion Application Expert position. You know, there are just some places those girls just can't reach.
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Will you also sell weather rocks? The ones that say things like, "If it's wet, it's raining?" I remember those in the corner or every roadside stop in the south.

OK, maybe if you sell Engrish T-Shirts:

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Old March 14th, 2010, 08:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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How about kiosks that sell Baked Potatoes?

I thought about little shacks that develop film...but who uses film anymore? As advised, we are looking for something 21st Century!

Potatoes are much healthier than burgers...well at least burgers other than White Castles.

Hard to beat a good Slider. Wish I had come up with that idea...but once again somebody beat me to it.

I will make my 1st million somehow...and some lucky TDPRI member MAY get to join me.
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How about kiosks that sell Baked Potatoes?

I thought about little shacks that develop film...but who uses film anymore? As advised, we are looking for something 21st Century!

Potatoes are much healthier than burgers...well at least burgers other than White Castles.

Hard to beat a good Slider. Wish I had come up with that idea...but once again somebody beat me to it.

I will make my 1st million somehow...and some lucky TDPRI member MAY get to join me.
How about a kiosk that sells kiosk opportunities, sort of a one-stop kiosk franchising kiosk?

You could call it "The Kiosk Kiosk"
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how bout the deodorant shop? scantily clad ladies apply deodorant to sweaty mens.

fo dolla.
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Of course, you could always buy 67 Monopoly games to get your first million...

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I'm thinking that a place like Myrtle Beach SC needs a shop that sells things like T-shirts and beach towels!

I'm thinking that there i$ money to be made.

Anybody want to come in on it with me?


i don't think that i would want to invest with a guy who spends so much time on the telecaster forum

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i don't think that i would want to invest with a guy who spends so much time on the telecaster forum...
In my day we called it "networking" baby.

Now the kids call it multi-tasking.

How much are you in for?

10 large?
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Where can I buy some of those Engrish T-shirts?
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The t-shirt idea is good, but you need to add some intersecting product lines. How about beer and bait?
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...How about beer and bait?
Shrimp too!?

This is starting to fall together.

Ricky, you are going to be in on the ground floor...
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There's a ton of 99 cent stores.

In this economy, I am planning on opening a 1 cent store. I'll sell single band aids, a paper plate, half a chocolate chip cookie etc.

And laugh all the way to the bank.
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You offering Ricky a position as an apprentice baiter?
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You offering Ricky a position as an apprentice baiter?
I am sure it will be just a short time until he becomes a master.

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Count me in Buck!

I speak drawl affluently!

I can turn a Catawba worm inside out on a no. 2 eagle claw!

Who cares what TheHustler thinks. Buck, I'd follow you any where...well almost I can think of a couple of places your on your own.

Oh! Can we sale rocket pops! Man I love those things in the summer!
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Seriously? http://www.Engrish.com . No affiliation, and I've never bought anything from them. I just use the site when I need a laugh.
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+1 on the Mauser...the Big Breakfast could be called the V2...!
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