Get The Green Light Blinking! - Page 39

Bandit · April 2nd, 2005, 03:13 AM

Name: Tyler Charles

Location: Kingston, Ontario

Current Guitar:
1994 Fender Tele (Black, Maple, Mexican)

Dream Guitar:
Clarence White tele (Marty Stuart currently has it)
Lenny or Number 1 (SRV guitars)
Blackie
Merle Haggard (autographed tele)

Bandit · April 2nd, 2005, 03:24 AM

Name: Tyler Charles

Location: Kingston, Ontario

Current Guitar:
1994 Fender Tele (Black, Maple, Mexican)

Dream Guitar:
Clarence White tele (Marty Stuart currently has it)
Merle Haggard autographed tele
Lenny or Number 1 (SRV's guitars)
Blackie

Realistic Dream Guitars:
Deluxe Nashville Power Telecaster
American Nashville B-Bender Telecaster
http://www.fender.com/products/search.php

Marshall Thinline · April 5th, 2005, 07:35 AM

hello green light

J-man · April 5th, 2005, 08:03 AM

tahoebob54 · April 6th, 2005, 12:19 AM

So this is it, this is what it is all about, does anyone really care does any one really gove a dam. I think not my friends

trag-o-caster · April 6th, 2005, 06:53 AM

"Does anybody really know what time it is....
Does anybody really care...........?"

Sorry. I just had to SIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG......

bluehonky · April 6th, 2005, 07:43 AM

I like guitars. And long walks on the beach. [/quote]

thisismike · April 6th, 2005, 07:46 AM

I'd like a Black Esquire...

J-man · April 8th, 2005, 07:00 PM

Up ya go!

JMH65 · April 9th, 2005, 11:55 AM

I'd like Jennifer Love Hewitt

gtrwrks · April 9th, 2005, 02:59 PM

i'm tippin' one for the green light...

e-merlin · April 11th, 2005, 07:27 PM

It's about darn time I checked in here!

TheGoodTexan · April 12th, 2005, 01:52 PM

What happens if you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time?

J-man · April 12th, 2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGoodTexan

What happens if you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time?

You'd explode rather violently with a short shower of tagliatelle following.

trag-o-caster · April 12th, 2005, 05:44 PM

Dear fellow TDP-RIer's,

Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative.

Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would.

Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"!

Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON!

And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well!

Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters!

Very interesing!

My question for you all?

Should I get my vasectomy reversed?

J-man · April 14th, 2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trag-o-caster

Dear fellow TDP-RIer's,

Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative.

Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would.

Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"!

Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON!

And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well!

Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters!

Very interesing!

My question for you all?

Should I get my vasectomy reversed?

May I be the first to say.........

WTF ARE YOU TAKING?

Geyser · April 15th, 2005, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-man

Quote:

Originally Posted by trag-o-caster

Dear fellow TDP-RIer's,

Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative.

Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would.

Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"!

Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON!

And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well!

Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters!

Very interesing!

My question for you all?

Should I get my vasectomy reversed?

May I be the first to say.........

WTF ARE YOU TAKING?

I think you commence to baby-making, and then after months of trying with no "success", you kindly tell her that you "forgot" you had the vasectomy. I'm sure that would go over real well...

Noe Lee · April 15th, 2005, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geyser

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-man

Quote:

Originally Posted by trag-o-caster

Dear fellow TDP-RIer's,

Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative.

Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would.

Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"!

Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON!

And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well!

Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters!

Very interesing!

My question for you all?

Should I get my vasectomy reversed?

May I be the first to say.........

WTF ARE YOU TAKING?

I think you commence to baby-making, and then after months of trying with no "success", you kindly tell her that you "forgot" you had the vasectomy.

That's what I would do !

Joel Terry · April 16th, 2005, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGoodTexan

What happens if you ate pasta and antipasta at the same time?

Uh, oh...Spaghetti-Os.

Joel

Joe-Bob · April 16th, 2005, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trag-o-caster

Dear fellow TDP-RIer's,

Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative.

Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would.

Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"!

Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON!

And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well!

Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters!

Very interesing!

My question for you all?

Should I get my vasectomy reversed?

Ok Trag,
put down the Penthouse magazine and just step away. You'll go blind. And hair will grow on your palms, which is gonna interfere with your bar chords.

trag-o-caster · April 16th, 2005, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geyser

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I think you commence to baby-making, and then after months of trying with no "success", you kindly tell her that you "forgot" you had the vasectomy. I'm sure that would go over real well...

Now THAT'S the answer that I was waitin' to hear!

trag-o-caster · April 16th, 2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-man

[
WTF ARE YOU TAKING?

That's the problem - I'm not taking ANYTHING at the moment, so you'll have to pardon my behaviour.

Actually, I thought this thread would be safe to use as a "Dear Abby" kind of forum, since many of us that have contributed to this thread over the months have displayed similar symptoms of brain damage.

JMH65 · April 16th, 2005, 12:49 PM

The real question is........can you have the baby making session with them at the same time?

April 2nd, 2005, 03:24 AM	#1522 (permalink)
Bandit Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada, Ontario Age: 32 Posts: 238	the greatest dreams are often unrealistic Name: Tyler Charles Location: Kingston, Ontario Current Guitar: 1994 Fender Tele (Black, Maple, Mexican) Dream Guitar: Clarence White tele (Marty Stuart currently has it) Merle Haggard autographed tele Lenny or Number 1 (SRV's guitars) Blackie Realistic Dream Guitars: Deluxe Nashville Power Telecaster American Nashville B-Bender Telecaster http://www.fender.com/products/search.php

April 5th, 2005, 07:35 AM	#1523 (permalink)
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tahoebob54 Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Lake Tahoe California Posts: 338	so this is it So this is it, this is what it is all about, does anyone really care does any one really gove a dam. I think not my friends __________________ If I could play my telecaster as good as I sing---- well then I would sound even worse than I all ready do.

April 6th, 2005, 06:53 AM	#1526 (permalink)
trag-o-caster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Flushing, Michigan Posts: 4,507	"Does anybody really know what time it is.... Does anybody really care...........?" Sorry. I just had to SIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG...... __________________ Timothy Jon Lamb

April 2nd, 2005, 03:13 AM	#1521 (permalink)
Bandit Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada, Ontario Age: 32 Posts: 238	Name: Tyler Charles Location: Kingston, Ontario Current Guitar: 1994 Fender Tele (Black, Maple, Mexican) Dream Guitar: Clarence White tele (Marty Stuart currently has it) Lenny or Number 1 (SRV guitars) Blackie Merle Haggard (autographed tele)

April 6th, 2005, 07:43 AM	#1527 (permalink)
bluehonky Tele-Meister Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lehigh Valley Posts: 133	Are we there yet? I like guitars. And long walks on the beach. [/quote]

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April 8th, 2005, 07:00 PM	#1529 (permalink)
J-man Moderator Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Wales/Scarborough Age: 19 Posts: 6,172 9 Photos	Up ya go! __________________ Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. - Unknown "The large print giveth and the small print taketh away." - Tom Waits

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JMH65 Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Denison TX Posts: 163	I'd like Jennifer Love Hewitt __________________ "I probably ought to quit my drinking but I don't believe I will"~James McMurtry

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April 12th, 2005, 05:44 PM	#1535 (permalink)
trag-o-caster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Flushing, Michigan Posts: 4,507	Dear fellow TDP-RIer's, Last Sunday, at the open jam, I was approached by a beautiful, dark haired lady, who inquired about guitar lessons. Of course I answered in the affirmative. Later in the evening, she gave me her phone number, and was just begging me to be sure and call. I told her that I would. Even later still, she asked if I was married and, after responding correctly with a "No", she then asked me if I was interested in dating her. I excitedly answered "Uh, yes"! Her equally attractive sister was present during all of these exchanges, and seemed equally flirtatious. After several phone conversations, I found out that the pretty lady who is interested in me is 34, had no kids, and wants to have one VERY SOON! And to make matters even MORE interesting, I think her sister wants to have my baby as well! Twins - by two different mothers, who are sisters! Very interesing! My question for you all? Should I get my vasectomy reversed? __________________ Timothy Jon Lamb

April 16th, 2005, 12:49 PM	#1543 (permalink)
JMH65 Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Denison TX Posts: 163	The real question is........can you have the baby making session with them at the same time? __________________ "I probably ought to quit my drinking but I don't believe I will"~James McMurtry