Footage of Tiger's wreck just in...

Bako · December 1st, 2009, 06:21 PM

... in case you missed it. Gets good at 17 seconds and 50 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

Wardpike · December 1st, 2009, 07:01 PM

Rumors are beginning to circulate about the most common of domestic violence:
Wife beating husband.

Man up, Tiger!

Fendrcaster · December 1st, 2009, 07:13 PM

Is that "wife beating" husband or wife "beating husband"?

Hackguitarist · December 1st, 2009, 07:15 PM

One fairly plausible scenario:

His wife caught him out in the driveway talking to his girlfriend and took the appropriate club for the task and started beating the window on the Cadoo and he took off and crashed...

Is that a wood or an iron shot ??

Think about it, his wife just happened to have a golf club

She used it to break out a window due to him being locked in the SUV. The club would have either been in the SUV [locked] or in the garage which she would have had to run back up and get, unless she happened to have one on here that is...

getbent · December 1st, 2009, 09:06 PM

When asked how many times she struck Tiger with the club... mrs. woods replied, "I can't really remember, put me down for a five."

telideli · December 1st, 2009, 09:13 PM

Rule #1 - Never instruct the wife on how to swing a golf club with authority if you intend to cheat.

Zeppelanoid · December 1st, 2009, 10:54 PM

Haha whaaaa?

That video was hilarious.

superchicken_VI · December 2nd, 2009, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hackguitarist

Think about it, his wife just happened to have a golf club

She used it to break out a window due to him being locked in the SUV. The club would have either been in the SUV [locked] or in the garage which she would have had to run back up and get, unless she happened to have one on here that is...

Well, the first object well-designed to break glass that my wife could get her hands on in our house is a 3 wood by the back door, and I'm only a 10 hcapper. I'd imagine that there are a few golf clubs around the Woods' home, and they'd be more convenient than a hammer.

boris bubbanov · December 2nd, 2009, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

When asked how many times she struck Tiger with the club... mrs. woods replied, "I can't really remember, put me down for a five."

Mr. Getbent, you are a wicked man!

Common decency, my friend. Give your fellow traveler on this planet a break.

Put her down for a four.

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Hackguitarist Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Kerfuffle Posts: 701	One fairly plausible scenario: His wife caught him out in the driveway talking to his girlfriend and took the appropriate club for the task and started beating the window on the Cadoo and he took off and crashed... Is that a wood or an iron shot ?? Think about it, his wife just happened to have a golf club She used it to break out a window due to him being locked in the SUV. The club would have either been in the SUV [locked] or in the garage which she would have had to run back up and get, unless she happened to have one on here that is...

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 16,072 37 Photos	When asked how many times she struck Tiger with the club... mrs. woods replied, "I can't really remember, put me down for a five."

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