Somebody made fun of me this morning:

chet · November 9th, 2009, 10:57 AM

As I was riding my bike to work this morning a guy was standing on the side walk smoking a cig with another guy. I didn't know him but he says "Hey Fatboy!".

I was kinda puzzled so I sez "What's up?" He says my name and also sez "What's up?".

He should talk. He was fatter than I am!

Plus he almost had no hair.

markothefish · November 9th, 2009, 11:02 AM

Tim Armstrong · November 9th, 2009, 11:19 AM

Chet, take your meds!

Tim

ADK Teleman · November 9th, 2009, 11:29 AM

LOL...good one Chet

Alamo · November 9th, 2009, 11:30 AM

Was it the big fat Racoon walking along the sidewalk on the way to work again?

chet · November 9th, 2009, 11:30 AM

Tryin' to figure out who it was and how he knew my name...

Daddydex · November 9th, 2009, 11:35 AM

I am getting closer Chet! Be afraid, be very afraid!

Dan

Dave_O · November 9th, 2009, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chet

Tryin' to figure out who it was and how he knew my name...

The raccoon told him

jkingma · November 9th, 2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Somebody made fun of me this morning:

A day in the life...

BritishBluesBoy · November 9th, 2009, 11:42 AM

So, ummmm, what's up fatboy?

TJNY · November 9th, 2009, 11:48 AM

Maybe he was referring in jest to your bike as a Fatboy? As in, HD fatboy? Could be....

chet · November 9th, 2009, 11:51 AM

I think I need to start jogging after work again...

tjalla · November 9th, 2009, 11:57 AM

Shouldn't have posted your pic on 'that' website

Jakedog · November 9th, 2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chet

Tryin' to figure out who it was and how he knew my name...

These things happen sometimes... I was on the road with a bar band, when I was eighteen years old. I was a good 1500 miles from where I had lived for almost my entire life up to that point. I went into Burger King to get a late dinner, and they screwed up my order. When I went back to the counter to complain about it, the guy got beligerent, so I started to let him have it (verbally). This manager gal walks outta the back, calls me by name, and proceeds to make it all better for me. All the while she's talking to me like she's known me her whole life. Name tag says "Jennifer", doesn't ring a bell. She even grabbed a soda, came out from behind the counter, and talked to me while I was sitting eating my dinner. I was too embarrassed to ask her who the hell she was. I swear I had never seen her before in my life. To this day, I have no clue who she was or how she knew me.

tap4154 · November 9th, 2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chet

Tryin' to figure out who it was and how he knew my name...

Maybe you had your McDonalds badge on?

(...or is you real name Dick?)

Brad Pittiful · November 9th, 2009, 12:57 PM

were you wearing a shirt that said...hi im chet!

Dan German · November 9th, 2009, 01:01 PM

Happens to me all the time. Not being called "fatboy", but random people knowing me by name. Geez, I wish mom hadn't named me after Uncle Moron!

superbadj · November 9th, 2009, 01:40 PM

Maybe you should have gotten your name tattooed on your forehead.

kidding.

I haven't had that happen to me, but I did have it happen to my dog.

Let me 'splain.

Chester was my boy. Had him 15 years before he was (ugh) hit by a motorcycle just over three years ago.

He liked to roam the neighborhood at my parent's house (I'm come home from college for a random weekend or break and stay there).

Anyway, I was out front, playing with him, and this kid on a bike rolls by and yells "HEY CHESTER!!!"

I had never seen the kid before in my life. My mother had never seen him. Chester didn't wear a tag with his name on it. No ID.

How on earth did the kid know his name?!?!! I always swore Chester could talk, but up until that point that was sorta tongue-in-cheek.

Now I wonder!

Post Toastie · November 9th, 2009, 01:42 PM

How would anyone reconize you with that Cat mask on???

chet · November 9th, 2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BritishBluesBoy

So, ummmm, what's up fatboy?

Nice try but I'm not the vain type.

Been too ugly for too long.

dantonel · November 9th, 2009, 02:00 PM

yeah by your avatar you're kinda 2 dimensional...

Hiker · November 10th, 2009, 10:44 AM

When he called you that, you shoulda' said, "Hey Friend!"

chet · November 10th, 2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tap4154

Maybe you had your McDonalds badge on?

(...or is you real name Dick?)

Oh, hi Dick. Good to hear from ya!

stephent2 · November 10th, 2009, 11:03 AM

gotta stop wearin' the shirt,..

chet · November 10th, 2009, 11:15 AM

I think he was someone else's Bouy-Friend.

chet · November 10th, 2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by tjalla

Shouldn't have posted your pic on 'that' website

Wich website you talkin' about?

studio1087 · November 10th, 2009, 11:32 AM

It's the cosmic unconciousnes.

Like in Repo Man.

garyd5158 · November 10th, 2009, 01:38 PM

"Hey Fatboy"...must be the new slang greeting used by the youthful to convey a term of endearment. Like "Hey stupid"...I hear that one alot. I never imagined there could be more to it then that.

redstringuitar · November 10th, 2009, 01:51 PM

Aw c'mon chet...you know he he meant "Hey Phatboy".

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chet Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Jersey Shore Posts: 11,888	Somebody made fun of me this morning: As I was riding my bike to work this morning a guy was standing on the side walk smoking a cig with another guy. I didn't know him but he says "Hey Fatboy!". I was kinda puzzled so I sez "What's up?" He says my name and also sez "What's up?". He should talk. He was fatter than I am! Plus he almost had no hair. __________________ You could be the next internet Superstar!

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chet Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Jersey Shore Posts: 11,888	Tryin' to figure out who it was and how he knew my name... __________________ You could be the next internet Superstar!

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ADK Teleman Tele-Holic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: FT Benning GA Age: 45 Posts: 539	LOL...good one Chet

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Daddydex Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 2,538	I am getting closer Chet! Be afraid, be very afraid! Dan __________________ My Music Page

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chet Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Jersey Shore Posts: 11,888	I think I need to start jogging after work again... __________________ You could be the next internet Superstar!

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tjalla Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 2,481 7 Photos	Shouldn't have posted your pic on 'that' website

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Dan German Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Rupert's Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,483	Happens to me all the time. Not being called "fatboy", but random people knowing me by name. Geez, I wish mom hadn't named me after Uncle Moron! __________________ Higgy

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superbadj Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: roanoke, va Age: 35 Posts: 2,030 24 Photos	Maybe you should have gotten your name tattooed on your forehead. kidding. I haven't had that happen to me, but I did have it happen to my dog. Let me 'splain. Chester was my boy. Had him 15 years before he was (ugh) hit by a motorcycle just over three years ago. He liked to roam the neighborhood at my parent's house (I'm come home from college for a random weekend or break and stay there). Anyway, I was out front, playing with him, and this kid on a bike rolls by and yells "HEY CHESTER!!!" I had never seen the kid before in my life. My mother had never seen him. Chester didn't wear a tag with his name on it. No ID. How on earth did the kid know his name?!?!! I always swore Chester could talk, but up until that point that was sorta tongue-in-cheek. Now I wonder! __________________ ___________________________________________ www.dudleycreative.com Rhythm is an area, not a point! -My brother

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Post Toastie Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: fullerton,ca Age: 55 Posts: 2,287	How would anyone reconize you with that Cat mask on??? __________________ I don't need no I.D.,I know who I am,I'm Tommy Bolin!

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stephent2 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA. Posts: 3,689 20 Photos	gotta stop wearin' the shirt,..

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chet Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Jersey Shore Posts: 11,888	Ray, maybe? I think he was someone else's Bouy-Friend. __________________ You could be the next internet Superstar!

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garyd5158 Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Connecticut Posts: 162	"Hey Fatboy"...must be the new slang greeting used by the youthful to convey a term of endearment. Like "Hey stupid"...I hear that one alot. I never imagined there could be more to it then that.

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redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,330	Aw c'mon chet...you know he he meant "Hey Phatboy". __________________ There's no such thing as injustice, it's a question of time...if wrong is winning, the fat lady ain't ready to sing.

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