The obscure movie quote game.

casterway · November 6th, 2009, 09:51 PM

Okay, here's the deal. The idea here is to name the movie, usually some sort of cult classic, that the obscure quote is from, and then post your obscure quote for the next guy.

I'll start.

'Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"

Name the movie, post an obscure quote of your own.

Worn · November 6th, 2009, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casterway

Okay, here's the deal. The idea here is to name the movie, usually some sort of cult classic, that the obscure quote is from, and then post your obscure quote for the next guy.

I'll start.

'Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"

Name the movie, post an obscure quote of your own.

That would be Jake and Elwood

Agarn · November 6th, 2009, 09:59 PM

That line is from "The Blues Brothers"

Try to remember where you heard this one:

"I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one"

kelnet · November 6th, 2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agarn

That line is from "The Blues Brothers"

Try to remember where you heard this one:

"I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one"

John to Ringo in Help. I just showed that film to my students. They didn't get it at all.

Here's one: "We'll make a great team, old man. You for the words, me for the pictures. I can be your eyes."

Be honest, and don't google it.

octatonic · November 6th, 2009, 10:10 PM

"I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one" is from Help.

Mine is:

"No, I mean really fix it.... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation."

Tdot · November 6th, 2009, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by octatonic

"No, I mean really fix it.... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation."

Stumped me.

How about - "Look how she moves. That's just like Jello on springs!"

morroben · November 6th, 2009, 10:53 PM

Some Like it Hot?

How about
"Got any of them funny shaped balloons?"
"Not unless you think round's funny."

StratDal · November 6th, 2009, 10:54 PM

"You want to pop the puppy's can, you don't got to grease him so hard jarhead."

JimiDjango · November 6th, 2009, 11:10 PM

Heartbreak Ridge

("Tickle your ass with a feather?"... "What did you say??"... "Um, particularly nasty weather we're havin'")

Groovey Records · November 6th, 2009, 11:16 PM

Typically nasty weather

Groovey Records · November 6th, 2009, 11:18 PM

nobody ?

So, this bum is sitting on a bus. A few rows ahead of him, there's this professional looking man, and in the row ahead of him, there's this hot brunette. The bum watches as the man leans forward and whispers to the brunette, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
"What!?" cries the shocked young woman.

"Oh, I said, particularly nasty weather." the man replies.

"Oh," says the brunette. "Yes, it is". At the next stop she gets off and a redhead gets on, who sits in front of the professional man. A few minutes later the man leans forward:

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"Pardon me!?"

"I said, particularly nasty weather."

"Oh! Yes." A few stops later, the redhead gets off, and a blonde gets on. She sits in (you guessed it) the seat in front of the professional man. A few minutes later,

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

The blonde turns around and smiles, "Your place or mine?" The two of them get off at the next stop.

Through all of this, the bum (remember him?) has been watching. It took the guy three tries, he thinks, but he finally got there. I'll have to give that a shot, thinks he.

At the next stop, a bag lady gets on. She sits in front of the bum. The bum leans forward and drunkenly slurs, "SHOVE A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS??"

The bag lady turns around, "What did you say??"

The bum says, "Oh, uh... PRETTY F ing COLD OUTSIDE, ISN'T IT?"

carraway132 · November 6th, 2009, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morroben

Some Like it Hot?

How about
"Got any of them funny shaped balloons?"
"Not unless you think round's funny."

Love it- "Raising Arizona"

"Play the game, Harding."

brown meadows · November 6th, 2009, 11:39 PM

"Into the mud Scum-queen!!!"

mudshark · November 7th, 2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdot

Stumped me.

How about - "Look how she moves. That's just like Jello on springs!"

Jack Lemon to Tony Curtis while walking behind Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot.

Wild Wally · November 7th, 2009, 01:57 AM

lol - ok, we gotta play this game right. Answer the movie the quote above is from, and then offer up a new quote to solve!

Wally

tomkatf · November 7th, 2009, 02:00 AM

"Survival Kit contents check...In them you will find: one .45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.... "

Best,
Tom

Brad Pittiful · November 7th, 2009, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomkatf

"Survival Kit contents check...In them you will find: one .45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.... "

Best,
Tom

dr strangelove? i dont feel like typing out the whole name

here is a short one

"are ya daft?"

Tim Bowen · November 7th, 2009, 02:40 AM

Name the actor that spouted this gem:

"Just because you ARE a character doesn't mean that you HAVE character."

Tim Bowen · November 9th, 2009, 01:16 AM

Okay then, it was Harvey Keitel's character, 'The Wolf' (the "cleaner") from 1994's Pulp Fiction.

Great line.

smsuryan · November 9th, 2009, 01:37 AM

"if theyve found out youve seen this youre life will be worse less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory..."

Martinp · November 9th, 2009, 02:18 AM

Top Secret

"Who died and made you Einstein? "

JimiDjango · November 9th, 2009, 03:24 AM

Tremors

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Westerly Sunn · November 9th, 2009, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimiDjango

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

= Animal House

Here's one:

"Bzzzzzzz... I feel as if I swallowed a bee!"

November 6th, 2009, 09:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
casterway Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Aldergrove, British Columbia,Canada Age: 41 Posts: 4,120	The obscure movie quote game. Okay, here's the deal. The idea here is to name the movie, usually some sort of cult classic, that the obscure quote is from, and then post your obscure quote for the next guy. I'll start. 'Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!" Name the movie, post an obscure quote of your own. __________________ If Meg White can call herself a musician, then so can I.

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octatonic Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2007 Location: An Australian in London. Age: 37 Posts: 2,741	"I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one" is from Help. Mine is: "No, I mean really fix it.... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation." __________________ "A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges." Benny Green

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morroben Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Morro Bay, Ca Age: 33 Posts: 2,767 18 Photos	Some Like it Hot? How about "Got any of them funny shaped balloons?" "Not unless you think round's funny." __________________ Guitar is an odd instrument, man, because there are very few instruments you can get away with being a hack on. -Kelly Joe Phelps

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JimiDjango TDPRI Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 71	Heartbreak Ridge ("Tickle your ass with a feather?"... "What did you say??"... "Um, particularly nasty weather we're havin'") __________________ You is whachu party! ~me

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Agarn Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: travelers rest, sc Posts: 356	That line is from "The Blues Brothers" Try to remember where you heard this one: "I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one"

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Groovey Records Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Desolation Row Posts: 1,521	Typically nasty weather __________________ Yeah but you should of heard what I was trying to play-Thelonius Monk EnJoY ThE MuSiC GrooVey RecOrds

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Groovey Records Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Desolation Row Posts: 1,521	nobody ? So, this bum is sitting on a bus. A few rows ahead of him, there's this professional looking man, and in the row ahead of him, there's this hot brunette. The bum watches as the man leans forward and whispers to the brunette, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What!?" cries the shocked young woman. "Oh, I said, particularly nasty weather." the man replies. "Oh," says the brunette. "Yes, it is". At the next stop she gets off and a redhead gets on, who sits in front of the professional man. A few minutes later the man leans forward: "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "Pardon me!?" "I said, particularly nasty weather." "Oh! Yes." A few stops later, the redhead gets off, and a blonde gets on. She sits in (you guessed it) the seat in front of the professional man. A few minutes later, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The blonde turns around and smiles, "Your place or mine?" The two of them get off at the next stop. Through all of this, the bum (remember him?) has been watching. It took the guy three tries, he thinks, but he finally got there. I'll have to give that a shot, thinks he. At the next stop, a bag lady gets on. She sits in front of the bum. The bum leans forward and drunkenly slurs, "SHOVE A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS??" The bag lady turns around, "What did you say??" The bum says, "Oh, uh... PRETTY F ing COLD OUTSIDE, ISN'T IT?" __________________ Yeah but you should of heard what I was trying to play-Thelonius Monk EnJoY ThE MuSiC GrooVey RecOrds

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brown meadows Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 135	"Into the mud Scum-queen!!!"

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Wild Wally TDPRI Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 14	lol - ok, we gotta play this game right. Answer the movie the quote above is from, and then offer up a new quote to solve! Wally

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tomkatf Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 281 12 Photos	Easy one... "Survival Kit contents check...In them you will find: one .45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshan phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings -- shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.... " Best, Tom __________________ "it's really groovy to be here... didn't even rain... no buttons to push"... Jimi Hendrix, Monterey 1967

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Tim Bowen Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Age: 49 Posts: 4,169	Name the actor that spouted this gem: "Just because you ARE a character doesn't mean that you HAVE character."

November 9th, 2009, 01:16 AM	#19 (permalink)
Tim Bowen Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Age: 49 Posts: 4,169	Okay then, it was Harvey Keitel's character, 'The Wolf' (the "cleaner") from 1994's Pulp Fiction. Great line.

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smsuryan Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Missouri Age: 34 Posts: 1,166	"if theyve found out youve seen this youre life will be worse less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory..." __________________ "I have loved some ladies, and I have loved jim beam, and they both tried to kill me, in 1973." -Hank

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Martinp Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Westbury, N.Y. Posts: 366	Top Secret "Who died and made you Einstein? " __________________ mp Westbury, New York

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JimiDjango TDPRI Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 71	Tremors "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." __________________ You is whachu party! ~me

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