Relief thread for those who heven't clicked on Emu!'s thread

Ben Harmless · November 3rd, 2009, 05:42 PM

Feel free to read this thread. We're not testing you, and we're not judging. All are welcome.

...But dammit! I might have to click that thread soon!

Tim Armstrong · November 3rd, 2009, 05:46 PM

Stay strong, Ben!!!

Tim

hollowman · November 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM

Never! never will I click that dread thread

JimmyJam · November 3rd, 2009, 05:49 PM

Thank god. I was looking for a place of acceptance.
Thank you Ben!!!

tuuur · November 3rd, 2009, 05:50 PM

hm? I clearly must've missed something.

Or not.

1293 · November 3rd, 2009, 05:52 PM

In case you need to know:

emu!November 3rd, 2009, 03:19 PM

What took you so long?

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TeleBitsNovember 3rd, 2009, 03:43 PM
I never have taken direction well ..

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dr. loveNovember 3rd, 2009, 03:55 PM
The conspiracy theory thread made me paranoid to click on the link, but made me paraniod to not see what you were trying to hide too.

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Sterling IndigoNovember 3rd, 2009, 04:06 PM
dernit

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chetNovember 3rd, 2009, 04:07 PM
Whaa? What'd you say?

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dale_cNovember 3rd, 2009, 05:36 PM
A sucker is born every minute? Oops I clicked on the link too....

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woodmanNovember 3rd, 2009, 05:44 PM
had to hold out pretending to be patient, but of course curiosity won the day.

this is my second day of kicking tobacco, so i'll go for any diversion!

boneyguy · November 3rd, 2009, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Armstrong

Stay strong, Ben!!!

Tim

Hey wait a minute. Easy for you to say Mr. Armstrong. You probably read the Emu thread and then erased any evidence of doing such since you have the powers of moderation. You do have the low forehead and shifty eyes of the criminally inclined you know.

hollowman · November 3rd, 2009, 06:02 PM

So is Emu now Chet version 2.0?

ROADMAN · November 3rd, 2009, 06:02 PM

I wanted to give Emu a gold star.....but they have gone bye bye

tazzboy · November 3rd, 2009, 06:05 PM

I must have missed something?

tuuur · November 3rd, 2009, 06:12 PM

Looks like it's about a thread that's been deleted altogether in stead of just plain ole closed.

Groovey Records · November 3rd, 2009, 06:14 PM

Can you give a thread gold stars without opening it???

Ben Harmless · November 3rd, 2009, 06:23 PM

No, it's down there. It's the "don't click on this thread" thread.

I still haven't clicked on it. I just wanted to provided a shelter for those who read that thread title and needed to click on something.

Welcome, brothers and sisters. Make yourself at home.

Parma_TeleMon · November 3rd, 2009, 06:35 PM

I read 'em both, BWAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm glad I did!! Now try and stop me before I click into another one!!!!

woodman · November 3rd, 2009, 07:38 PM

i, too, have one foot in each world! BUT, i have pledged to use my powers only for good!

Dan German · November 3rd, 2009, 07:47 PM

Must... click... thread...

Scotty Lonesome · November 3rd, 2009, 07:49 PM

I clicked it. Now, all the other posts mean nothing to me.
Scotty.

castpolymer · November 3rd, 2009, 08:05 PM

Clicking on emu!'s thread is like using the Ultimate Nullifier! Such power in such a small package! Oh, the humanity! I must not click it as I do not trust myself with such raw power!

emu! · November 4th, 2009, 12:14 AM

Am I allowed here? :)

I just realized I clicked on my own thread. DOH!

outbreak · November 4th, 2009, 12:16 AM

once clicked it can never be unclicked!

ROADMAN · November 4th, 2009, 12:17 AM

SECURITY..!!!

tazzboy · November 4th, 2009, 12:36 AM

Too late I already read emu thread as well. Curiosity got the better of me.

Ben Harmless · November 4th, 2009, 12:59 AM

Look, nobody's perfect. That's why I created this thread. We're all human. This thread is here so we can click on something that isn't Emu!'s thread.

We don't turn anyone away. Even Emu! is welcome. I doubt the original thread was intended to be the Pandora's Box that it became, but Emu!, we forgive you.

It's because of the kind people here that I still have not clicked on that thread. Thank you all.

Joel Terry · November 4th, 2009, 04:35 AM

...

Dirty Steve · November 4th, 2009, 04:40 AM

I haven't clicked on a thread since 1978.

Dirty Steve · November 4th, 2009, 04:44 AM

And that was only because I was drunk.

neocaster · November 4th, 2009, 05:24 AM

I once responded to a thread on Reno.com just to watch it die.

Westerly Sunn · November 4th, 2009, 05:26 AM

Will there be a relief thread for the relief thread forthcoming? Will there, tell me, will there?

Ben Harmless · November 4th, 2009, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westerly Sunn

Will there be a relief thread for the relief thread forthcoming? Will there, tell me, will there?

Do we need one? I mean, maybe for those of us looking to get away from Joel Terry's overbearing, mean-spirited pseudologic, but otherwise, this is the anti-judgement, anti-expectation thread. An anarchistic utopia. Enjoy!

JackStraw · November 4th, 2009, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neocaster

I once responded to a thread on Reno.com just to watch it die.

Now that is funny.

JackStraw · November 4th, 2009, 04:03 PM

I'm probably glad I didn't click that thread though I don't know why I think.

Clutch442 · November 4th, 2009, 09:05 PM

I clicked on Emu's thread. Soon as I did my friends turned into the Bay City Rollers and no matter what cd I put in it all comes out Andy Gibb's Shadow Dancing. Help me please. I have come to you seeking refuge from this...voodoo.

November 3rd, 2009, 05:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ben Harmless Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany, NY US of A Posts: 4,348 13 Photos	Relief thread for those who heven't clicked on Emu!'s thread Feel free to read this thread. We're not testing you, and we're not judging. All are welcome. ...But dammit! I might have to click that thread soon! __________________ "I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by the last-minute, presto-change-o, deathbed repentance." - B. Simpson "...Because we all expect the truth, we must be the best of fools." - Stiff Little Fingers

November 3rd, 2009, 05:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tim Armstrong Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ocean Pines, Maryland, USA Age: 50 Posts: 13,152	Stay strong, Ben!!! Tim __________________ http://www.moodswingers.org

November 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
hollowman Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kansas City Age: 45 Posts: 780	Never! never will I click that dread thread __________________ "In a land where all are blind, the one eyed man is king"

November 3rd, 2009, 05:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	Thank god. I was looking for a place of acceptance. Thank you Ben!!! __________________ "We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster"

November 3rd, 2009, 05:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
tuuur Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: the Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 1,835 7 Photos	hm? I clearly must've missed something. Or not. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/tuuur

November 3rd, 2009, 05:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
1293 Tele-Afflicted Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,897	In case you need to know: emu!November 3rd, 2009, 03:19 PM What took you so long? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TeleBitsNovember 3rd, 2009, 03:43 PM I never have taken direction well .. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dr. loveNovember 3rd, 2009, 03:55 PM The conspiracy theory thread made me paranoid to click on the link, but made me paraniod to not see what you were trying to hide too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sterling IndigoNovember 3rd, 2009, 04:06 PM dernit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- chetNovember 3rd, 2009, 04:07 PM Whaa? What'd you say? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dale_cNovember 3rd, 2009, 05:36 PM A sucker is born every minute? Oops I clicked on the link too.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- woodmanNovember 3rd, 2009, 05:44 PM had to hold out pretending to be patient, but of course curiosity won the day. this is my second day of kicking tobacco, so i'll go for any diversion!

November 3rd, 2009, 06:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
hollowman Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kansas City Age: 45 Posts: 780	So is Emu now Chet version 2.0? __________________ "In a land where all are blind, the one eyed man is king"

November 3rd, 2009, 06:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
ROADMAN Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: delta b.c. canada Age: 54 Posts: 2,207	I wanted to give Emu a gold star.....but they have gone bye bye __________________ the blues had a baby and they called it Rock and Roll

November 3rd, 2009, 06:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
tazzboy Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2005 Location: Oregon Age: 32 Posts: 4,785 1 Photos	I must have missed something? __________________

November 3rd, 2009, 06:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
tuuur Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: the Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 1,835 7 Photos	Looks like it's about a thread that's been deleted altogether in stead of just plain ole closed. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/tuuur

November 3rd, 2009, 06:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
Groovey Records Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Desolation Row Posts: 1,515	Can you give a thread gold stars without opening it??? __________________ Yeah but you should of heard what I was trying to play-Thelonius Monk EnJoY ThE MuSiC GrooVey RecOrds

November 3rd, 2009, 06:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ben Harmless Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany, NY US of A Posts: 4,348 13 Photos	No, it's down there. It's the "don't click on this thread" thread. I still haven't clicked on it. I just wanted to provided a shelter for those who read that thread title and needed to click on something. Welcome, brothers and sisters. Make yourself at home. __________________ "I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by the last-minute, presto-change-o, deathbed repentance." - B. Simpson "...Because we all expect the truth, we must be the best of fools." - Stiff Little Fingers

November 3rd, 2009, 06:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
Parma_TeleMon Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: parma, oh Age: 49 Posts: 1,023	I read 'em both, BWAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm glad I did!! Now try and stop me before I click into another one!!!! __________________ ================================ Packin' a Tele, lookin' fer trouble.... ================================

November 3rd, 2009, 07:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
woodman Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mint Hill, NC Age: 63 Posts: 8,128	i, too, have one foot in each world! BUT, i have pledged to use my powers only for good! __________________ Truth is stranger than fact ... www.myspace.com/stragglerswing (Woody & the Stragglers - Western Swing/Roots-rock)

November 3rd, 2009, 07:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Dan German Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Rupert's Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,050	Must... click... thread... __________________ Higgy

November 4th, 2009, 04:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
Joel Terry Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Old Hickory (Nashville), Tennessee, USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,680 17 Photos	... __________________ Currently reading: Jack Lord Was An Insufferable Ass; For Example, His Christmas Gift To The Cast And Crew Was Passing A Roll Of Clorets Mints Around: Bitter Recollections From The Set Of Hawaii Five-O by Kam Fong as Chin Ho Last edited by Joel Terry; November 4th, 2009 at 12:31 PM.

November 3rd, 2009, 07:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
Scotty Lonesome Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: El Cerrito, CA Age: 47 Posts: 321	I clicked it. Now, all the other posts mean nothing to me. Scotty. __________________ "We were tight, yet loose. Loosely tight." - Jimmy Page

November 4th, 2009, 12:14 AM	#19 (permalink)
emu! Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Moderator 2B Posts: 2,367	Am I allowed here? :) I just realized I clicked on my own thread. DOH!

November 4th, 2009, 12:16 AM	#20 (permalink)
outbreak Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Australia Age: 22 Posts: 507	once clicked it can never be unclicked!

November 4th, 2009, 12:17 AM	#21 (permalink)
ROADMAN Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: delta b.c. canada Age: 54 Posts: 2,207	SECURITY..!!! __________________ the blues had a baby and they called it Rock and Roll

November 4th, 2009, 12:36 AM	#22 (permalink)
tazzboy Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2005 Location: Oregon Age: 32 Posts: 4,785 1 Photos	Too late I already read emu thread as well. Curiosity got the better of me. __________________

November 4th, 2009, 12:59 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ben Harmless Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Albany, NY US of A Posts: 4,348 13 Photos	Look, nobody's perfect. That's why I created this thread. We're all human. This thread is here so we can click on something that isn't Emu!'s thread. We don't turn anyone away. Even Emu! is welcome. I doubt the original thread was intended to be the Pandora's Box that it became, but Emu!, we forgive you. It's because of the kind people here that I still have not clicked on that thread. Thank you all. __________________ "I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by the last-minute, presto-change-o, deathbed repentance." - B. Simpson "...Because we all expect the truth, we must be the best of fools." - Stiff Little Fingers

November 4th, 2009, 04:40 AM	#25 (permalink)
Dirty Steve Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Quarry Bay Posts: 441	I haven't clicked on a thread since 1978.

November 4th, 2009, 04:44 AM	#26 (permalink)
Dirty Steve Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Quarry Bay Posts: 441	And that was only because I was drunk.

November 4th, 2009, 05:24 AM	#27 (permalink)
neocaster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chester County, PA Age: 36 Posts: 4,073 11 Photos	I once responded to a thread on Reno.com just to watch it die.

November 4th, 2009, 05:26 AM	#28 (permalink)
Westerly Sunn Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: S.E. North Carolina Posts: 1,710 46 Photos	Will there be a relief thread for the relief thread forthcoming? Will there, tell me, will there? __________________ My white hairs had you fooled, didn't they, son? Yes, Sir! Ha! Drive on!!!

IMPORTANT:Treat everyone here with respect, no matter how difficult! No sex, drug, political, religion or hate discussion permitted here.

November 4th, 2009, 04:03 PM	#31 (permalink)
JackStraw Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Jersey, USA Age: 53 Posts: 295	I'm probably glad I didn't click that thread though I don't know why I think.

November 4th, 2009, 09:05 PM	#32 (permalink)
Clutch442 Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ooltewah, Tennessee Age: 33 Posts: 222	I clicked on Emu's thread. Soon as I did my friends turned into the Bay City Rollers and no matter what cd I put in it all comes out Andy Gibb's Shadow Dancing. Help me please. I have come to you seeking refuge from this...voodoo.

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