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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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50 on the outside, 14 on the inside...

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How can I be eligible for AARP already???

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Welcome to the club.

It's not that bad, all those aches and pains give you loads of excuses for not doing stuff around the house....
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, Tim! You know what they say... 50 is the new 49.

Have a great one - maybe some of those beach bar girls will give you fifty birthday spankings.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 01:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Happy birthday, Timmy! (See, if I call you "Timmy," then you feel that much younger, don't you? )

No, actually, I can tell that 50 is merely the number of years you've lived here as a juvenile delinquent. You look like a JD, TA. (You kids with your loud music and marijuana cigarettes and '58 Plymouth Fury-backseat dry-humping.)

Seriously--have a swell day, Tim. You are well-loved!

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P.S. Cool Police clip! I first remember seeing that "concert" on Nickelodeon as a "Special Delivery" program when we first got cable TV in 1980!
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm not far behind you Tim. Growing older does not mean having to grow up.

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Tim !!, and some sage advice from your favourite Suffolk brewery .............

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wow! You're 50? happy, happy
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 02:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 03:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Happy Bday Tim

Ive had more "fun" from 50 to 58 than I had from 16-49

Life starts at 50.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Happy Bday Tim

Ive had more "fun" from 50 to 58 than I had from 16-49

Life starts at 50.

I guess that means I have 10 to go until my life starts.

Happy Birthday Tim.

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Happy birthday Tim.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday!!! Conversely, I just turned 42 but feel like 80
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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the only thing I've really noticed since moving into the 50's is my interest in Viagra commercials ...

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 04:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hoppy Birdie Two Ewes!!!!

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 05:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Catching up with us, good on you Tim. Many more.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 05:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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happy birthday,tim.ah, you young boys!
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 05:49 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Dog-gone young whippersnappers.

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Get yourself a sportscar and a young lady, Tim. You'll be fine.
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Happy B day. Let me tell you. As someone that will turn 60 on my next birthday I can say with certainty that... it's all down hill from here.
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Tim! I am not far behind you. Not in a Chet stalking kind of way.

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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All the best!

I'll hoist a pint in your honour this eve.

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Old July 3rd, 2009, 06:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Tim!

I will be joining you in that number sometime later this year...
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 10:33 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Tim I thought you had to be in 60s get AARP?
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Old July 3rd, 2009, 10:35 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I can relate to this!! Happy birthday 2 U!!

I've always wanted my classic rock band to learn the Bryan Adams song, '18 til I Die'. cos I think it's so relevant to many of us!

The line 'one day I'll be 18 going on 55' always makes me cringe cos it's so close to the truth.............

I think that playing music keeps many of us feeling a lot younger at heart compared to others who give in to believing that they have to act their age!

Heaven help me if I ever get to that stage..........
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I remember 50.... sigh

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