Make up a lie about the poster above you!

Swee_tone · June 24th, 2009, 08:44 PM

I saw this on another site and thought it would be cool.

Here's a little pastime, play along!

You make something up about the poster above you. It can be ridiculous , absurd, silly , just plain strange....it just can't be true!

For example, if someone, let's say Poster-John, had posted above me, I might then reply "Poster-John has been in the news several times for bungee jumping from famous skyscrapers. . . in the nude. "

Give it a go, have some fun!

CDKopf · June 24th, 2009, 08:51 PM

This is silly...why would I waste my time posting about someone that sells blow up sheep dolls while listening to old richard simmons LP's wearing a burlap thong and pink flip -flops.
I saw it...

TxTeleMan · June 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM

He plays a Gibson and hates Teles...

Throttleneck · June 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM

CDKopf collects the unwashed socks of roadies from famous bands. The aroma helps him to drift off to sleep.

Just sayin.

DustyDave · June 24th, 2009, 08:58 PM

I hear Throttleneck has been gigging in bars so bad that they have mechanical sheep.

tap4154 · June 24th, 2009, 09:13 PM

Dusty Dave SLEEPS with mechanical sheep!

Lerb21 · June 24th, 2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tap4154

Dusty Dave SLEEPS with mechanical sheep!

tap4154 films it!

superbadj · June 24th, 2009, 09:15 PM

I heard Tap can do a hell of a riverdance.

in a skirt.

and lipstick.

Brad Pittiful · June 24th, 2009, 09:17 PM

recently heard that superbadj was seen carrying a purse and wearing clogs...but sources say he was attending a telecaster convention for clog wearing purse carring virtuoso geniuses

kennedyj · June 24th, 2009, 09:18 PM

Superbadj would know.

stevieboy · June 24th, 2009, 09:18 PM

The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.

Skrik · June 24th, 2009, 09:19 PM

Superbadj discovered the fourth chord, but lost it down the toilet after a particularly violent case of post-curry runs.

Skrik · June 24th, 2009, 09:20 PM

Skrik is a quick typer.

Swee_tone · June 24th, 2009, 09:23 PM

Skrik was recently spotted with Angelina Jolly-laff playing grunge metal on a flying V!

(suposed to be Brad Pittiful, but you guys are wayyy to fast!)

Nash · June 24th, 2009, 09:27 PM

Swee_tone is afraid of the dark

maestrovert · June 24th, 2009, 09:30 PM

Nash is a rambler from Ogden.

PennyCentury · June 24th, 2009, 09:43 PM

Maestrovert is my very best friend, and I know all there is to know about him!

e-merlin · June 24th, 2009, 09:46 PM

PennyCentury plays golf balls the size of hail.

woodman · June 24th, 2009, 09:56 PM

e-merlin is a fyookin' genius.

woodman · June 24th, 2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieboy

The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.

good one!~

RodeoTex · June 24th, 2009, 09:58 PM

I've heard, mind you never seen- but I've heard e-merlin drives like a girl (and likes Peaveys)

Oops, sorry merlin. Woodman got in before me.

sean79 · June 24th, 2009, 10:02 PM

woodman was so named after an embarrassing locker room incident in junior high school.

rodeo tex has never been to a rodeo or to texas.

Mike Eskimo · June 24th, 2009, 10:07 PM

Sean79 is the "Maria" that Gov Mark Sanford went to meet...

JohnnyCrash · June 24th, 2009, 10:08 PM

That's actually sean79 in the photo in his avatar.

Tdub · June 24th, 2009, 10:11 PM

Johnny Crash's cash ain't nothing but trash.

Joe-Bob · June 24th, 2009, 10:29 PM

Tdub has an extensive B.C. Rich pointy guitar collection.

studio1087 · June 24th, 2009, 10:33 PM

Joe-Bob has a split personality.

Joe is the bad cop.

Bob is the good cop.

It's very complicated.

HoodieMcFoodie · June 24th, 2009, 11:07 PM

Studio1087 doesn't actually play guitar. He just likes to smell them.

trag-o-caster · June 24th, 2009, 11:27 PM

Hoodie McFoodie got his name from his recent stint at McDonalds!

pchilson · June 24th, 2009, 11:45 PM

trag-o-caster is really drag-o-caster the perpetrator of some gawdawful relic teles...

Buckocaster51 · June 24th, 2009, 11:53 PM

pchilson could be the poster boy for the Witness Protection Program...and his REAL name is Roger Namowitz.

(Drat! Now he has to move again!)

TJNY · June 25th, 2009, 12:00 AM

Buckocaster51 is so old, he farts dust!

Poppatwang · June 25th, 2009, 12:37 AM

TJNY collects those farts in a jar & ignites them at a later date.

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 12:44 AM

Poppatwang aint a poppa, and chunka-chunka's, not twangs

fltpkr · June 25th, 2009, 12:45 AM

'poppatwang' was what happened when he tried to 'bust a move'..

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 12:49 AM

fltpkr is slow to type

B Valley · June 25th, 2009, 12:52 AM

Praisecaster and Fltpkr at my house New year's Eve:

MandyMarie · June 25th, 2009, 12:56 AM

B Valley was getting them liquored up for a REASON!

JPark · June 25th, 2009, 12:57 AM

B Valley doesn't believe in New Year's.

homerzeppelin · June 25th, 2009, 01:02 AM

JPark's breath smells like cat food

June 24th, 2009, 08:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Swee_tone Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Risa Age: 41 Posts: 157	Make up a lie about the poster above you! I saw this on another site and thought it would be cool. Here's a little pastime, play along! You make something up about the poster above you. It can be ridiculous , absurd, silly , just plain strange....it just can't be true! For example, if someone, let's say Poster-John, had posted above me, I might then reply "Poster-John has been in the news several times for bungee jumping from famous skyscrapers. . . in the nude. " Give it a go, have some fun! __________________ " Pay It Forward! "

June 24th, 2009, 08:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
CDKopf Tele-Holic Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Spokane, Wa Age: 34 Posts: 626 3 Photos	This is silly...why would I waste my time posting about someone that sells blow up sheep dolls while listening to old richard simmons LP's wearing a burlap thong and pink flip -flops. I saw it... __________________ You can put a cat in the oven...but that don't make him a biscuit. www.myspace.com/the_45s

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TxTeleMan Tele-Meister Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 341 21 Photos	He plays a Gibson and hates Teles... __________________ "Every musician adds something to a song; some when they play, and some when the don't." -G. R. Storey

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superbadj Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: roanoke, va Age: 35 Posts: 1,766 24 Photos	I heard Tap can do a hell of a riverdance. in a skirt. and lipstick. __________________ ___________________________________________ www.dudleycreative.com Rhythm is an area, not a point! -My brother

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Brad Pittiful Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 1,121	recently heard that superbadj was seen carrying a purse and wearing clogs...but sources say he was attending a telecaster convention for clog wearing purse carring virtuoso geniuses __________________ *No Signature Required.*

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Throttleneck Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Juan County, nm Posts: 309	CDKopf collects the unwashed socks of roadies from famous bands. The aroma helps him to drift off to sleep. Just sayin.

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DustyDave Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Santa Fe, NM Posts: 684 3 Photos	I hear Throttleneck has been gigging in bars so bad that they have mechanical sheep.

June 24th, 2009, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
tap4154 Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: California Posts: 250	Dusty Dave SLEEPS with mechanical sheep!

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kennedyj Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Greensboro, NC Age: 37 Posts: 152	Superbadj would know.

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stevieboy Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: the valley Age: 58 Posts: 3,346 6 Photos	The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.

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Skrik Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 674	Superbadj discovered the fourth chord, but lost it down the toilet after a particularly violent case of post-curry runs. __________________ "Gary Moore should take his guitar and go home" -- John Lee Hooker

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Skrik Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 674	Skrik is a quick typer. __________________ "Gary Moore should take his guitar and go home" -- John Lee Hooker

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Swee_tone Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Risa Age: 41 Posts: 157	Skrik was recently spotted with Angelina Jolly-laff playing grunge metal on a flying V! (suposed to be Brad Pittiful, but you guys are wayyy to fast!) __________________ " Pay It Forward! "

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Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,352 1 Photos	pchilson could be the poster boy for the Witness Protection Program...and his REAL name is Roger Namowitz. (Drat! Now he has to move again!) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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