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Moggl · August 26th, 2009, 02:47 AM

El Tedesco is the cause for hurricane Bill. You shouldn't have had those beans, man.

El Tedesco · August 26th, 2009, 03:18 AM

Frijoles, Dude!

Moggl has a solid plan: He will soon morph into the 2nd Millenium's Till Eulenspiegel

jim_pridx · August 26th, 2009, 04:06 AM

I have to side with Moggl, man....those beans be nasty, dude! Whatcha been eatin Ted? They be causin' a riot, man!

El Tedesco · August 26th, 2009, 06:20 AM

Jim_pridx is a "conspiracy fashionist"

nrand · August 26th, 2009, 01:04 PM

El Tedesco uses Tabasco instead of graphite on his nut - hence his expression and ruddy complexion.

PennyCentury · August 26th, 2009, 01:10 PM

Nrand has a Clayton Wesley signature Custom Shop Telecaster.

homerzeppelin · August 26th, 2009, 01:23 PM

Penny's family crest is a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

Wardpike · August 26th, 2009, 01:50 PM

homer just revealed his and ¢'s family secret!

homerzeppelin · August 26th, 2009, 01:53 PM

The only tele wardpike owns is a tele-phone

PennyCentury · August 26th, 2009, 02:17 PM

homerzeppelin is desperately searching for the Billy Thorpe album Children of the Sun.

Moggl · August 27th, 2009, 12:24 AM

PennyCentury has Billy Thorpe's Children of the Sun. In bright green vinyl. Recent law ruled she has to hand out shades to her visitors.

TeleBrew · August 27th, 2009, 12:27 AM

Moggl stuffs his codpiece with weiner schnitzl.

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleBrew

Moggl stuffs his codpiece with weiner schnitzl.

Well at least there's something there...

Telebrew... Telebrew...
Telebrew suffers from Einstürzendeneubautenwiedermalreinhörenangst

Moggl · August 27th, 2009, 01:30 AM

PennyCentury's other dress is a dirndl:

Q.E.D.

El Tedesco · August 27th, 2009, 01:51 AM

I think Moggl had something else in mind ... but I better keep my mouth shut

El Tedesco · August 27th, 2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

... Einstürzendeneubautenwiedermalreinhörenangst

That's the German version of "Thriller"

El Tedesco · August 27th, 2009, 01:56 AM

BTW, those Bayern always had something of a R 'n' R attitude. No doubt about it.

jim_pridx · August 27th, 2009, 03:29 AM

El Tedesco's name translated into Bavarian is Ella Bavario. You can see him on the right in this video:

jim_pridx · August 27th, 2009, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moggl

PennyCentury's other dress is a dirndl:

Q.E.D.

BTW.....might that be Penny on the right?

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim_pridx

BTW.....might that be Penny on the right?

Bitte trink deiner bier... und no gawking!

Jim_pridx is a bloody tourist! Look up here, at my eyes!

Later, we'll all get drunk and invade Poland.

Homerzeppelin can do the silly walk.

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 05:05 AM

for El Tedesco, you forgot the best one

homerzeppelin · August 27th, 2009, 05:32 AM

PennyCentury is celebrating her 3 month anniversary of her 1st TDPRI post tonight with a bottle of Heaven Hill vodka and a case of menthols!

Boblets · August 27th, 2009, 06:02 AM

homerzeppelin once lay awake all night, concerned that after counting the spokes in the rear wheel of his bicycle, one appeared to be missing. The poor bloke has lost his balance ever since, and on clear days before noon can be seen approaching the rear of random pushbikes, calculator in hand. He will be stoked if he can find that spoke.

Wardpike · August 27th, 2009, 11:35 AM

Boblets is addicted to reality TV, lives in a fantasy world, and is ignoring me whilst he plays his Tele (vision).

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 01:12 PM

Wardpike has been signed to host the New Lawrence Welk Show, which will feature songs from the Seventies, but no more than four bars in length (or they'll have to pay royalties on them). Will be sponsored by Viagra, which is the Boomers' version of Geritol, and by Kane Roberts' Support Stockings in tribal patterns.

Wardpike · August 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM

How did she know? How the hell does she find out these things??

¢100 is the new head of Homeland Security and has been spying on Ward!

jim_pridx · August 27th, 2009, 01:32 PM

Penny Century is also very much aware that Wardpike fancies himself as a neo-hippie, however, instead of dropping acid for recreational fun, he drops Viagra.

Bozo Bus · August 27th, 2009, 02:29 PM

Jim Pridx constantly misspells his name!

9irontele · August 27th, 2009, 03:54 PM

Bozo Bus doesn't really have a bus although he wishes...he has an original German Voltzenwagen that he and his clown family of twelve ride in. He's a hopeless traditionalist.

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 06:13 PM

Bozo bus gave me his prized Bell Western acoustic guitar (with part of his user name on the headstock) because I can correctly pronounce and spell "Podunavac". If this seems like I'm making it up, ask Bozo Podunavac.

Leo Kottke!

Don't forget to "squeeze the wheeze"
HONK ! HONK !

PennyCentury · August 27th, 2009, 06:15 PM

9Irontele got stuck in a sand trap. His '56 reissue got him out.

Sorry, I don't do Golf jokes.

Wardpike · August 28th, 2009, 12:49 AM

¢100 however, does good '56 reissue jokes.

Moggl · August 28th, 2009, 01:29 AM

The sticker on Wardpike's strat says 'My other car is a tele'.

El Tedesco · August 28th, 2009, 02:10 AM

Moggl likes to scare his neighbors with those high pitch "twang" sounds ... I mean really, just imagine.

El Tedesco · August 28th, 2009, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

How did she know? How the hell does she find out these things??

¢100 is the new head of Homeland Security and has been spying on Ward!

I've been saying this all along! PC is running an internet spy operation.
She's got a license for "virtual intelligence"

Moggl · August 28th, 2009, 02:18 AM

To commemorate hurricane Bill, Heinz now offer their baked beans in a limited 'El Tedesco' edition.

By the way: My neighbourhood is highly musical, a rare thing over here. I can twang around as much as I like.

El Tedesco · August 28th, 2009, 03:25 AM

At least they are 'Heinz' and not 'Bush' beans ...lol

Moggl is working on a new composition. It's supposed to be a dramatic one, entitled:
"Durchs wilde Knoblauchsland"

El Tedesco · August 28th, 2009, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moggl

The sticker on Wardpike's strat says 'My other car is a tele'.

Right, I've seen that. Initially Ward thought he has to obtain a drivers license in order to rumble up and down those Tele-necks.

homerzeppelin · August 28th, 2009, 05:10 AM

El Tedesco goes around asking everyone he meets to spell "I CUP."

El Tedesco · August 28th, 2009, 05:29 AM

I CUP, ya right. Mrs Zeppelin used to call little Homer that and he still doesn't know why ...?

August 26th, 2009, 02:47 AM	#2841 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 292	El Tedesco is the cause for hurricane Bill. You shouldn't have had those beans, man. __________________

August 26th, 2009, 03:18 AM	#2842 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	Frijoles, Dude! Moggl has a solid plan: He will soon morph into the 2nd Millenium's Till Eulenspiegel __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 26th, 2009, 06:20 AM	#2844 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	Jim_pridx is a "conspiracy fashionist" __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 26th, 2009, 01:04 PM	#2845 (permalink)
nrand TDPRI Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Adelaide Posts: 60	El Tedesco uses Tabasco instead of graphite on his nut - hence his expression and ruddy complexion. __________________ My name is Nicholas and I have a GAS problem!

August 26th, 2009, 01:10 PM	#2846 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Nrand has a Clayton Wesley signature Custom Shop Telecaster. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 26th, 2009, 04:06 AM	#2843 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 295	I have to side with Moggl, man....those beans be nasty, dude! Whatcha been eatin Ted? They be causin' a riot, man!

August 26th, 2009, 01:23 PM	#2847 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	Penny's family crest is a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

August 26th, 2009, 01:50 PM	#2848 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	homer just revealed his and ¢'s family secret! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 26th, 2009, 01:53 PM	#2849 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	The only tele wardpike owns is a tele-phone

August 26th, 2009, 02:17 PM	#2850 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	homerzeppelin is desperately searching for the Billy Thorpe album Children of the Sun. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 27th, 2009, 12:24 AM	#2851 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 292	PennyCentury has Billy Thorpe's Children of the Sun. In bright green vinyl. Recent law ruled she has to hand out shades to her visitors. __________________

August 27th, 2009, 12:27 AM	#2852 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,451	Moggl stuffs his codpiece with weiner schnitzl. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

August 27th, 2009, 01:30 AM	#2854 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 292	PennyCentury's other dress is a dirndl: Q.E.D. __________________

August 27th, 2009, 01:51 AM	#2855 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	I think Moggl had something else in mind ... but I better keep my mouth shut __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 27th, 2009, 01:56 AM	#2857 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	BTW, those Bayern always had something of a R 'n' R attitude. No doubt about it. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 27th, 2009, 03:29 AM	#2858 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 295	El Tedesco's name translated into Bavarian is Ella Bavario. You can see him on the right in this video:

August 27th, 2009, 05:05 AM	#2861 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	for El Tedesco, you forgot the best one __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 27th, 2009, 05:32 AM	#2862 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	PennyCentury is celebrating her 3 month anniversary of her 1st TDPRI post tonight with a bottle of Heaven Hill vodka and a case of menthols!

August 27th, 2009, 06:02 AM	#2863 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 174	homerzeppelin once lay awake all night, concerned that after counting the spokes in the rear wheel of his bicycle, one appeared to be missing. The poor bloke has lost his balance ever since, and on clear days before noon can be seen approaching the rear of random pushbikes, calculator in hand. He will be stoked if he can find that spoke.

August 27th, 2009, 11:35 AM	#2864 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Boblets is addicted to reality TV, lives in a fantasy world, and is ignoring me whilst he plays his Tele (vision). __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 27th, 2009, 01:12 PM	#2865 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Wardpike has been signed to host the New Lawrence Welk Show, which will feature songs from the Seventies, but no more than four bars in length (or they'll have to pay royalties on them). Will be sponsored by Viagra, which is the Boomers' version of Geritol, and by Kane Roberts' Support Stockings in tribal patterns. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM	#2866 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	How did she know? How the hell does she find out these things?? ¢100 is the new head of Homeland Security and has been spying on Ward! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 27th, 2009, 01:32 PM	#2867 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 295	Penny Century is also very much aware that Wardpike fancies himself as a neo-hippie, however, instead of dropping acid for recreational fun, he drops Viagra.

August 27th, 2009, 02:29 PM	#2868 (permalink)
Bozo Bus Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Birmingham, AL Age: 44 Posts: 455	Jim Pridx constantly misspells his name!

August 27th, 2009, 03:54 PM	#2869 (permalink)
9irontele TDPRI Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Flower Mound, TX Posts: 53	Bozo Bus doesn't really have a bus although he wishes...he has an original German Voltzenwagen that he and his clown family of twelve ride in. He's a hopeless traditionalist.

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August 27th, 2009, 06:13 PM	#2870 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Bozo bus gave me his prized Bell Western acoustic guitar (with part of his user name on the headstock) because I can correctly pronounce and spell "Podunavac". If this seems like I'm making it up, ask Bozo Podunavac. Leo Kottke! Don't forget to "squeeze the wheeze" HONK ! HONK ! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 27th, 2009, 06:15 PM	#2871 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	9Irontele got stuck in a sand trap. His '56 reissue got him out. Sorry, I don't do Golf jokes. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 28th, 2009, 12:49 AM	#2872 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	¢100 however, does good '56 reissue jokes. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 28th, 2009, 01:29 AM	#2873 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 292	The sticker on Wardpike's strat says 'My other car is a tele'. __________________

August 28th, 2009, 02:10 AM	#2874 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	Moggl likes to scare his neighbors with those high pitch "twang" sounds ... I mean really, just imagine. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 28th, 2009, 02:18 AM	#2876 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 292	To commemorate hurricane Bill, Heinz now offer their baked beans in a limited 'El Tedesco' edition. By the way: My neighbourhood is highly musical, a rare thing over here. I can twang around as much as I like. __________________

August 28th, 2009, 03:25 AM	#2877 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	At least they are 'Heinz' and not 'Bush' beans ...lol Moggl is working on a new composition. It's supposed to be a dramatic one, entitled: "Durchs wilde Knoblauchsland" __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 28th, 2009, 05:10 AM	#2879 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	El Tedesco goes around asking everyone he meets to spell "I CUP."

August 28th, 2009, 05:29 AM	#2880 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 742 21 Photos	I CUP, ya right. Mrs Zeppelin used to call little Homer that and he still doesn't know why ...? __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

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