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Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 07:13 PM

¢100 is not a crook! Although she channels Richard Nixon from time to time.

El Tedesco · August 24th, 2009, 07:24 PM

Wardpike invested in a new pair of Flipflops over the weekend. "End of Summer Closeout Sale".

He now proudly walks back and forth in his driveway with a big smile on his face.

El Tedesco · August 24th, 2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

So, El Tedesco is a closet Bavarian, eh? I'll bet he didn't have to Google "mass Krug" either. Also, he knows that Hacker-Pschorr has nothing to do with computer geeks!

Homer, as a matter of fact I do like Rammstein, the band and the USAF base.

It's Oktoberfest somewhere today.
Sorry, Homer, no Scotchtoberfest this year.

PC is unbeknown to the "Bavariacaster", widely known as Zither

In different scores, with a more fluent interpretation, it can also sound like this

Moggl · August 24th, 2009, 09:50 PM

El Tedesco (= 'The German', in Italian) believes Karl Valentin's zither spoof was for real.

Thanks for finding this gem, mate!

Cheers,

Moggl

El Tedesco · August 24th, 2009, 09:56 PM

Check this out! Moggl has grown up. He used to be Mogli, remember?

PennyCentury · August 24th, 2009, 10:22 PM

El (the German) Tedesco can't abandon his fascination with outsize footwear.
He's currently enamored of this 1880's ladies' boot sculpture located in the shoe-factory-less city of Rochester NH.

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 10:24 PM

El Tabasco graciously accepted his new role as forum valet. He will now park posts for tips... that last one was on behalf of Sir Tim the Moderate.

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 10:26 PM

I was mistaken, that last post was on behalf of ¢100. Good Work El Pedesto!

El Tedesco · August 24th, 2009, 11:14 PM

Ho Yeah! Used to spend some time as a "car runner" back in '83 while making my debut in Miami Beach ...

During his extended "circle walk" in his own driveway, Wardpike is considering a new name change: "Parkwide"

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 11:20 PM

ET juggles porcupines and armadillos. But never at the same time.

jim_pridx · August 24th, 2009, 11:24 PM

Wardpike juggles porcupines and armadillos at the same time.

Moggl · August 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM

Jim has a strange guitar with a hole in the middle, and it's pointy, too. He uses it as an opinion enhancer when he tries to get on the bus.

PennyCentury · August 24th, 2009, 11:28 PM

Somebody let Wardpike in on our gals' little secret...

Quote:

"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

And why is that Eve?"

Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

Man? What is that, Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad habits and traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.

He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

Well...You can have him on one condition."

And what's that, Lord?"

As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to Woman."

jim_pridx · August 25th, 2009, 12:30 AM

PennyCentury obviously believes that men are the inferior sex, but she also neglects to appreciate what her most recent husband has provided for her: a condo in the hills with a Les Paul guitar "motif" in front!

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 12:45 AM

Jim called dibs on the pool. ¢100 threatened to throw Les Pauls at him if he didn't let her swandive from the balcony.

El Tedesco · August 25th, 2009, 01:35 AM

Wardpike has genuine video footage of PC's "swandives". The problem is, he keeps it locked up and denies to share it with us ...

El Tedesco · August 25th, 2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

Somebody let Wardpike in on our gals' little secret...

Here is the "little gals' secret"

jim_pridx · August 25th, 2009, 02:30 AM

And, here's El Tedesco's little secret:

homerzeppelin · August 25th, 2009, 05:12 AM

jim pridx learned all his licks from guitar hero.

homerzeppelin · August 25th, 2009, 06:12 AM

homerzeppelin is sure no one has posted the above lie earlier.

Boblets · August 25th, 2009, 07:25 AM

Extree, Extree, read all about it!!! Downtown USA, a well known forum poster today got his wires crossed and posted a lie about himself. Emergency service workers were first on the scene. One was reported to have said "this is not pretty". Police officers stationed nearby were encouraging passers by to "move right along, now - nothing to see here". The well known forum poster, who names himself after a failed German airship which self destructed in flames, tried to deny everything. You know it must be true, folks, because you have read it here, where veritas rules.

PennyCentury · August 25th, 2009, 07:44 AM

Boblets relocated to Australia after a long and successful career in the States as a custom car builder:

Boblets · August 25th, 2009, 08:57 AM

Oh, ho ho ho it is to laugh. Only in America could an Edsel be born. We in Australia invented the FJ Holden Ute (pickup) and by George we are proud of this.

PennyCentury once invested 7/16ths of her life savings in a scheme to build rubber band powered 5 seater cars (she had seen a prototype in a Mad magazine) but lost everything because no one could figure out how to rewind the band after it finally unwound. She was however briefly the darling of the Greens for a short while.

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 11:35 AM

Boblets has the latest Argus camera and plans on doing neet-oh photoshoots of ¢100 next to his collection of Stanley Steamers. Hot dog, Daddyo!

jim_pridx · August 25th, 2009, 11:48 AM

Wardpike is fully aware of PennyCentury's eagerness to pose for photoshoots, for he has in his possession many shoots of her from year's past but won't reveal them to anyone.

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 12:17 PM

Jim's favorite band is X, his hero is Malcom X, he loves OS X, he knows that X marks the spot, he signs his name with an X... and he secretly broke into Ward's house and stole his entire ¢100 collection and plans on sharing those photos on torrent sites!

Caveat ¢100!!

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 12:18 PM

P.S. Jim also wants to give Ward that beautiful Custom Telecaster, seen in his avatar.

jim_pridx · August 25th, 2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

........ and he secretly broke into Ward's house and stole his entire ¢100 collection and plans on sharing those photos on torrent sites!

Caveat ¢100!!

Yes, the entire PC photo collection I stole from Wardpike is already plastered all over the internet for the world to see! Between me and Penny, we'll become filthy rich! She's already become a star in her own right!

Regarding the guitar, I'd be happy to give it to Ward!

homerzeppelin · August 25th, 2009, 03:14 PM

jim pridx refuses to eat anything unless it has been fried in goat's fat

PennyCentury · August 25th, 2009, 04:14 PM

Homerzeppelin fried his Tele in chicken fat in a misguided attempt to improve his chicken-pickin'

El Tedesco · August 25th, 2009, 05:13 PM

PennyCentury is a frequent "Hanger Outer" at the place called 'Chicken Shack'
Look closely at the bunch of fine company

PennyCentury · August 25th, 2009, 06:11 PM

If it wasn't for Rick Miller and SCOTS, El Tedesco would've gone hungry that night... he shared an eight piece box!

Moggl · August 25th, 2009, 06:45 PM

PennyCentury has been spotted posing as a 2-Dollar note.

Faraldi · August 25th, 2009, 06:51 PM

homerzeppelin was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll.

Just thought you should know if ever in Dallas.

PennyCentury · August 25th, 2009, 08:00 PM

Faraldi is a new kind of pasta, in little Telecaster shapes.
That's his new nickname; he used to be called the Zuke of Earl.
(Harrisville Zucchini festival, where thousands of zucchinis are brought and told never to return)

ScatMan · August 25th, 2009, 10:08 PM

Last week, PennyEon wanted a little time off, so she put on her brand new one-piece swimming suit she got from a close-out sale at Walmart and headed down to Hampton Beach.

When she got there, she set up her beach umbrella, folding chair and styrofoam cooler full of iced-down Corona-light beers in anticipation of a relaxing day of "fun in the sun"…

...but when hurricane Bill passed by, she was forced to gather all her stuff hurriedly and skedaddle back to her car. Since she had not skedaddled in a while, she injured her shoulder while in the process.

She is now famous for having a medical condition named after her: Penny-Skedaddle Anterior Inferior Shoulder Instability Condition.

(I know, I had to google it too).

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 10:29 PM

Scatman knows these things because he is a licensed medical practitioner!

PennyCentury · August 25th, 2009, 11:12 PM

Wardpike should know about these medical things, since he has restored a copper Orgone box as well as an electric truss and uses both daily. The US Food and Drug Administration can't cross the border to confiscate them...

Wardpike · August 25th, 2009, 11:24 PM

¢100 is changing her state name to "The New Hamptons". Everyone else will still refer to it as New Hampshire, but Governor John Lynch has authorized special plates to be issued for her, in hopes she will either voluntarily leave or be run out of state. LOL

El Tedesco · August 26th, 2009, 02:11 AM

Under normal circumstances Wardpike's prognoses are taken with little to no attention being paid.
Yet, the one above unleashed a shockwave in surrounding states and even in certain parts of California.
People seem to take precautions for the event that PC would leave The New Hamptons

August 24th, 2009, 07:13 PM	#2801 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	¢100 is not a crook! Although she channels Richard Nixon from time to time. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 07:24 PM	#2802 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	Wardpike invested in a new pair of Flipflops over the weekend. "End of Summer Closeout Sale". He now proudly walks back and forth in his driveway with a big smile on his face. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 24th, 2009, 09:50 PM	#2804 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 288	El Tedesco (= 'The German', in Italian) believes Karl Valentin's zither spoof was for real. Thanks for finding this gem, mate! Cheers, Moggl __________________

August 24th, 2009, 10:22 PM	#2806 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	El (the German) Tedesco can't abandon his fascination with outsize footwear. He's currently enamored of this 1880's ladies' boot sculpture located in the shoe-factory-less city of Rochester NH. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 24th, 2009, 10:24 PM	#2807 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	El Tabasco graciously accepted his new role as forum valet. He will now park posts for tips... that last one was on behalf of Sir Tim the Moderate. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 10:26 PM	#2808 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	I was mistaken, that last post was on behalf of ¢100. Good Work El Pedesto! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 11:14 PM	#2809 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	Ho Yeah! Used to spend some time as a "car runner" back in '83 while making my debut in Miami Beach ... During his extended "circle walk" in his own driveway, Wardpike is considering a new name change: "Parkwide" __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 24th, 2009, 11:20 PM	#2810 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	ET juggles porcupines and armadillos. But never at the same time. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 11:24 PM	#2811 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	Wardpike juggles porcupines and armadillos at the same time.

August 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM	#2812 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 288	Jim has a strange guitar with a hole in the middle, and it's pointy, too. He uses it as an opinion enhancer when he tries to get on the bus. __________________

August 25th, 2009, 12:30 AM	#2814 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	PennyCentury obviously believes that men are the inferior sex, but she also neglects to appreciate what her most recent husband has provided for her: a condo in the hills with a Les Paul guitar "motif" in front!

August 25th, 2009, 12:45 AM	#2815 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Jim called dibs on the pool. ¢100 threatened to throw Les Pauls at him if he didn't let her swandive from the balcony. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 25th, 2009, 01:35 AM	#2816 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	Wardpike has genuine video footage of PC's "swandives". The problem is, he keeps it locked up and denies to share it with us ... __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 25th, 2009, 02:30 AM	#2818 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	And, here's El Tedesco's little secret:

August 25th, 2009, 05:12 AM	#2819 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	jim pridx learned all his licks from guitar hero.

August 25th, 2009, 06:12 AM	#2820 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	homerzeppelin is sure no one has posted the above lie earlier.

August 25th, 2009, 07:25 AM	#2821 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 169	Extree, Extree, read all about it!!! Downtown USA, a well known forum poster today got his wires crossed and posted a lie about himself. Emergency service workers were first on the scene. One was reported to have said "this is not pretty". Police officers stationed nearby were encouraging passers by to "move right along, now - nothing to see here". The well known forum poster, who names himself after a failed German airship which self destructed in flames, tried to deny everything. You know it must be true, folks, because you have read it here, where veritas rules.

August 25th, 2009, 07:44 AM	#2822 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Boblets relocated to Australia after a long and successful career in the States as a custom car builder: __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 25th, 2009, 08:57 AM	#2823 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 169	Oh, ho ho ho it is to laugh. Only in America could an Edsel be born. We in Australia invented the FJ Holden Ute (pickup) and by George we are proud of this. PennyCentury once invested 7/16ths of her life savings in a scheme to build rubber band powered 5 seater cars (she had seen a prototype in a Mad magazine) but lost everything because no one could figure out how to rewind the band after it finally unwound. She was however briefly the darling of the Greens for a short while.

August 25th, 2009, 11:35 AM	#2824 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Boblets has the latest Argus camera and plans on doing neet-oh photoshoots of ¢100 next to his collection of Stanley Steamers. Hot dog, Daddyo! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 25th, 2009, 11:48 AM	#2825 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	Wardpike is fully aware of PennyCentury's eagerness to pose for photoshoots, for he has in his possession many shoots of her from year's past but won't reveal them to anyone.

August 25th, 2009, 12:17 PM	#2826 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Jim's favorite band is X, his hero is Malcom X, he loves OS X, he knows that X marks the spot, he signs his name with an X... and he secretly broke into Ward's house and stole his entire ¢100 collection and plans on sharing those photos on torrent sites! Caveat ¢100!! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 25th, 2009, 12:18 PM	#2827 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	P.S. Jim also wants to give Ward that beautiful Custom Telecaster, seen in his avatar. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 25th, 2009, 03:14 PM	#2829 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	jim pridx refuses to eat anything unless it has been fried in goat's fat

August 25th, 2009, 04:14 PM	#2830 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Homerzeppelin fried his Tele in chicken fat in a misguided attempt to improve his chicken-pickin' __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

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August 25th, 2009, 05:13 PM	#2831 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	PennyCentury is a frequent "Hanger Outer" at the place called 'Chicken Shack' Look closely at the bunch of fine company __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 25th, 2009, 06:11 PM	#2832 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	If it wasn't for Rick Miller and SCOTS, El Tedesco would've gone hungry that night... he shared an eight piece box! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 25th, 2009, 06:45 PM	#2833 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 288	PennyCentury has been spotted posing as a 2-Dollar note. __________________

August 25th, 2009, 06:51 PM	#2834 (permalink)
Faraldi Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Kansas but moving back to NJ soon Age: 40 Posts: 230	homerzeppelin was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll. Just thought you should know if ever in Dallas.

August 25th, 2009, 08:00 PM	#2835 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Faraldi is a new kind of pasta, in little Telecaster shapes. That's his new nickname; he used to be called the Zuke of Earl. (Harrisville Zucchini festival, where thousands of zucchinis are brought and told never to return) __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 25th, 2009, 10:08 PM	#2836 (permalink)
ScatMan Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: TexasLand Posts: 894	Last week, PennyEon wanted a little time off, so she put on her brand new one-piece swimming suit she got from a close-out sale at Walmart and headed down to Hampton Beach. When she got there, she set up her beach umbrella, folding chair and styrofoam cooler full of iced-down Corona-light beers in anticipation of a relaxing day of "fun in the sun"… ...but when hurricane Bill passed by, she was forced to gather all her stuff hurriedly and skedaddle back to her car. Since she had not skedaddled in a while, she injured her shoulder while in the process. She is now famous for having a medical condition named after her: Penny-Skedaddle Anterior Inferior Shoulder Instability Condition. (I know, I had to google it too).

August 25th, 2009, 10:29 PM	#2837 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Scatman knows these things because he is a licensed medical practitioner! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 25th, 2009, 11:12 PM	#2838 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Wardpike should know about these medical things, since he has restored a copper Orgone box as well as an electric truss and uses both daily. The US Food and Drug Administration can't cross the border to confiscate them...

August 25th, 2009, 11:24 PM	#2839 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	¢100 is changing her state name to "The New Hamptons". Everyone else will still refer to it as New Hampshire, but Governor John Lynch has authorized special plates to be issued for her, in hopes she will either voluntarily leave or be run out of state. LOL __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 26th, 2009, 02:11 AM	#2840 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	Under normal circumstances Wardpike's prognoses are taken with little to no attention being paid. Yet, the one above unleashed a shockwave in surrounding states and even in certain parts of California. People seem to take precautions for the event that PC would leave The New Hamptons __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!