2009 TDPRI Giveaway Winners List is available HERE

homerzeppelin · August 22nd, 2009, 03:24 PM

PennyCentury is actually the reincarnate of Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII first wife that was beheaded (2nd overall).

El Tedesco · August 22nd, 2009, 03:35 PM

After all those years, homerzeppelin still struggles with telling the difference between input & output on his effect pedals.

Wardpike · August 22nd, 2009, 04:36 PM

El Tabasco wonders why they changed from "on off" to i/o at least on the power buttons.

pchilson · August 22nd, 2009, 08:34 PM

Wardpike was born with a lizard foot for a left hand...Its ok though cause it helps him when hes playing scales...

PennyCentury · August 22nd, 2009, 09:15 PM

In an alternate reality, Homerzeppelin, El Tedesco, Wardpike and pchilson were in a plane crash. Where did they bury the survivors, and did Jerry Clower give the eulogy?

pchilson · August 22nd, 2009, 09:58 PM

PennyCentury's metabolism is powered by an old steam engine.

PennyCentury · August 22nd, 2009, 10:34 PM

pchilson can be seen toolin' around Loveland in his 1930 Doble Series E steam car.
1500 miles to the gallon (of water). A steam-powered Tweed amp is still in the works.

pchilson · August 22nd, 2009, 10:40 PM

PennyCentury has a twinkle in her eye and a frog in her throat.

El Tedesco · August 23rd, 2009, 04:37 AM

pchilson is chiseling out more lies

homerzeppelin · August 23rd, 2009, 04:52 AM

On 3-18-1981, El Tedesco burned his eyebrows off in a homemade beer brewing mishap. To avoid embarrassment, he drew them back on with a sharpie.

Boblets · August 23rd, 2009, 06:04 AM

Well, for you northern hemishpereans, we've just had Sunday in Australia and nothing much happened, so if you want to sleep in you will not miss anything exciting.

Homerzeppelin drinks his beer with a straw - can't think why, but it sounded like a good lie so i ran with it.

homerzeppelin · August 23rd, 2009, 12:05 PM

Boblets thought of the above lie after watching this youtube video.

(Note if you can watch the whole thing, you are more patient then I)

Wardpike · August 23rd, 2009, 01:22 PM

homerzeppelin talks like Gomer Pyle, but you should hear him sing! And he hums like Jim Nabors.

PennyCentury · August 23rd, 2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

homerzeppelin talks like Gomer Pyle, but you should hear him sing! And he hums like Jim Nabors.

That's better than singing like Gomer Pyle and talking like Jim Nabors.

Wardpike has organized a posse comitatus against any drive-by posters to this thread. I call shotgun.

Wardpike is celebrating the 50th anniversary of Hawaiian statehood by wearing a tropical shirt and eating pineapple.

The lei comes later...

Je me souviens

jim_pridx · August 23rd, 2009, 01:51 PM

PennyCentury is spending her dearly beloved Sunday afternoon celebrating New Hampshire's statehood (she doesn't care if there's an anniversary) by barbequing possum steaks and moose ribs while washing it all down with wheat grass juice.

PennyCentury · August 23rd, 2009, 02:04 PM

JIm knows that in Wisconsin, it's a State law that you must say "cheese" when being photographed.

Jim said "brats" once and was incarcerated in a smokehouse for 24 hours.

jim_pridx · August 23rd, 2009, 02:18 PM

In a quest to satisfy her children's desires to play the guitar like their mother, PennyCentury went out and purchased a single guitar while thinking they could all play nicely together.

BTW....doesn't every state incorporate a law stating that one MUST say "cheese" when being photographed? Hmmmm..........

garytelecastor · August 23rd, 2009, 02:42 PM

Jim Pridx claims he is from Wisconsin but he actually resides in the jungles of the Amazon where he is genetically engineering an army of super soldiers whose only weapon will be identical strats.
Most know him under the name "Dr. Twangele".
Fiend...Fiend...Fiend...

homerzeppelin · August 23rd, 2009, 02:58 PM

After reading Penny's post above, then consulting his friends, garytelecastor is going to be sorely disappointed after booking his trip to Hawaii...after misinterpreting the fact that everyone gets "lei'd" when they get off the plane.

Wardpike · August 23rd, 2009, 06:15 PM

homer zeppelin and Ward agree.

¢100 py Ward sont en accorde.

PennyCentury · August 23rd, 2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim_pridx

In a quest to satisfy her children's desires to play the guitar like their mother, PennyCentury went out and purchased a single guitar while thinking they could all play nicely together.

Nah, that's me niece, Vicky Pollard, on the dole in the UK -- er... Little Britain

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim_pridx

BTW....doesn't every state incorporate a law stating that one MUST say "cheese" when being photographed? Hmmmm..........

In the North Woods of New 'ampshire one is compelled to utter "fromage".

PennyCentury · August 23rd, 2009, 06:58 PM

Garytelecastor offspring discovered on The Smoking Gun Mugshot Friday:

jim_pridx · August 23rd, 2009, 07:35 PM

In reality, it's a little known fact that garytelecastor has a twin brother.

And, PennyCentury isn't being truthful about her niece. In reality, she's preparing to raise a family to become the next Jackson or Osmond family phenomenon.

pchilson · August 23rd, 2009, 07:41 PM

jim_pridx sells belly fat on a street corner in his neighborhood.

Wardpike · August 23rd, 2009, 08:22 PM

pchilson just farted, he's having a serious issue with flatulence tonight. Every one plug your noses, it's contagious and ¢100 goes next!

homerzeppelin · August 23rd, 2009, 10:07 PM

wardpike has a flatulence fetish.

(ha! google that Penny!)

brittwin · August 23rd, 2009, 10:29 PM

homerzeppelin is a closet scab collector... he keeps various scabs from childhood through present in a cigar box... every one has a name too.

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 12:57 AM

Brittwin is officially changing his name BrinTwin. Nobody is quite sure why, however.

homerzeppelin · August 24th, 2009, 01:20 AM

Wardpike's favorite song and artist:

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 01:26 AM

Homer, why did you slather your body in marmalade prior to finding that video and uploading it here? Why, homer, why? And what's with the jar of peanut butter?

Brother, what kind of weird stuff are you into??

homerzeppelin · August 24th, 2009, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

Homer, why did you slather your body in marmalade prior to finding that video and uploading it here? Why, homer, why? And what's with the jar of peanut butter?

Brother, what kind of weird stuff are you into??

pbbbt Wardpike knows the difference between marmalade and maple syrup...and while we're at it, the difference between peanut butter and peanut seed oil that I had to, I mean that has to be specially imported from Cape Horn!

PennyCentury · August 24th, 2009, 04:39 AM

Homerzeppelin's guitar lessons are not going well. The teacher has declared Homer's guitar as untrainable.

Boblets · August 24th, 2009, 07:16 AM

Penny trains her guitars to play chopsticks in Bb when someone rings the doorbell. It makes a nice talking point for visitors over a creme de menthe or three. Penny is working on getting her favourite guitar to repeat a few simple words, so that admirers can say "wow, she makes that guitar talk!!"

Moggl · August 24th, 2009, 08:42 AM

Boblets won this year's koala-squashing championship. He wears green bunny-loafers to prove it. On stage, too.

Wardpike · August 24th, 2009, 10:07 AM

Moggl prefers SANKA brand coffee

jim_pridx · August 24th, 2009, 12:21 PM

Wardpike was recently seen in a small cafe on Water Street in St. John's while being utterly confused as to why his coffee wasn't living up to his standards.

PennyCentury · August 24th, 2009, 01:15 PM

Moggl kept asking Jim_pridx for "bitte, ein mass" and Jim responded with directions to St. Brendan's

homerzeppelin · August 24th, 2009, 03:04 PM

PennyCentury's holy grail Tele tone:

P.S. I love playing this song on the jukebox in country bars. Bless those internet equip jukeboxes.

El Tedesco · August 24th, 2009, 03:19 PM

Homer Z. has now fallen completely for PC as he recognises a past live "Dream Queen"

PennyCentury · August 24th, 2009, 06:07 PM

So, El Tedesco is a closet Bavarian, eh? I'll bet he didn't have to Google "mass Krug" either. Also, he knows that Hacker-Pschorr has nothing to do with computer geeks!

Homer, as a matter of fact I do like Rammstein, the band and the USAF base.

It's Oktoberfest somewhere today.
Sorry, Homer, no Scotchtoberfest this year.

August 22nd, 2009, 03:35 PM	#2762 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	After all those years, homerzeppelin still struggles with telling the difference between input & output on his effect pedals. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 22nd, 2009, 04:36 PM	#2763 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	El Tabasco wonders why they changed from "on off" to i/o at least on the power buttons. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 22nd, 2009, 09:15 PM	#2765 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	In an alternate reality, Homerzeppelin, El Tedesco, Wardpike and pchilson were in a plane crash. Where did they bury the survivors, and did Jerry Clower give the eulogy? __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 22nd, 2009, 10:34 PM	#2767 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	pchilson can be seen toolin' around Loveland in his 1930 Doble Series E steam car. 1500 miles to the gallon (of water). A steam-powered Tweed amp is still in the works. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 23rd, 2009, 04:37 AM	#2769 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	pchilson is chiseling out more lies __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

August 22nd, 2009, 03:24 PM	#2761 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	PennyCentury is actually the reincarnate of Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII first wife that was beheaded (2nd overall).

August 22nd, 2009, 08:34 PM	#2764 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,124	Wardpike was born with a lizard foot for a left hand...Its ok though cause it helps him when hes playing scales...

August 22nd, 2009, 09:58 PM	#2766 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,124	PennyCentury's metabolism is powered by an old steam engine.

August 22nd, 2009, 10:40 PM	#2768 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,124	PennyCentury has a twinkle in her eye and a frog in her throat.

August 23rd, 2009, 04:52 AM	#2770 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	On 3-18-1981, El Tedesco burned his eyebrows off in a homemade beer brewing mishap. To avoid embarrassment, he drew them back on with a sharpie.

August 23rd, 2009, 06:04 AM	#2771 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 169	Well, for you northern hemishpereans, we've just had Sunday in Australia and nothing much happened, so if you want to sleep in you will not miss anything exciting. Homerzeppelin drinks his beer with a straw - can't think why, but it sounded like a good lie so i ran with it.

August 23rd, 2009, 12:05 PM	#2772 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Boblets thought of the above lie after watching this youtube video. (Note if you can watch the whole thing, you are more patient then I)

August 23rd, 2009, 01:22 PM	#2773 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	homerzeppelin talks like Gomer Pyle, but you should hear him sing! And he hums like Jim Nabors. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 23rd, 2009, 01:51 PM	#2775 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	PennyCentury is spending her dearly beloved Sunday afternoon celebrating New Hampshire's statehood (she doesn't care if there's an anniversary) by barbequing possum steaks and moose ribs while washing it all down with wheat grass juice.

August 23rd, 2009, 02:04 PM	#2776 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	JIm knows that in Wisconsin, it's a State law that you must say "cheese" when being photographed. Jim said "brats" once and was incarcerated in a smokehouse for 24 hours. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 23rd, 2009, 02:18 PM	#2777 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	In a quest to satisfy her children's desires to play the guitar like their mother, PennyCentury went out and purchased a single guitar while thinking they could all play nicely together. BTW....doesn't every state incorporate a law stating that one MUST say "cheese" when being photographed? Hmmmm.......... Last edited by jim_pridx; August 23rd, 2009 at 03:21 PM.

August 23rd, 2009, 02:42 PM	#2778 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	Jim Pridx claims he is from Wisconsin but he actually resides in the jungles of the Amazon where he is genetically engineering an army of super soldiers whose only weapon will be identical strats. Most know him under the name "Dr. Twangele". Fiend...Fiend...Fiend... __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

August 23rd, 2009, 02:58 PM	#2779 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	After reading Penny's post above, then consulting his friends, garytelecastor is going to be sorely disappointed after booking his trip to Hawaii...after misinterpreting the fact that everyone gets "lei'd" when they get off the plane. Last edited by homerzeppelin; August 23rd, 2009 at 06:14 PM.

August 23rd, 2009, 06:15 PM	#2780 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	homer zeppelin and Ward agree. ¢100 py Ward sont en accorde. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 23rd, 2009, 06:58 PM	#2782 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Garytelecastor offspring discovered on The Smoking Gun Mugshot Friday: __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 23rd, 2009, 07:35 PM	#2783 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	In reality, it's a little known fact that garytelecastor has a twin brother. And, PennyCentury isn't being truthful about her niece. In reality, she's preparing to raise a family to become the next Jackson or Osmond family phenomenon. Last edited by jim_pridx; August 23rd, 2009 at 09:26 PM.

August 23rd, 2009, 07:41 PM	#2784 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,124	jim_pridx sells belly fat on a street corner in his neighborhood.

August 23rd, 2009, 08:22 PM	#2785 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	pchilson just farted, he's having a serious issue with flatulence tonight. Every one plug your noses, it's contagious and ¢100 goes next! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 23rd, 2009, 10:07 PM	#2786 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	wardpike has a flatulence fetish. (ha! google that Penny!)

August 23rd, 2009, 10:29 PM	#2787 (permalink)
brittwin Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canonsburg, Pa Age: 36 Posts: 235 20 Photos	homerzeppelin is a closet scab collector... he keeps various scabs from childhood through present in a cigar box... every one has a name too. __________________ ________________________ At all times be alert. The world needs more lerts.

2009 TDPRI Giveaway Winners List is available HERE

IMPORTANT:Treat everyone here with respect, no matter how difficult! No sex, drug, political, religion or hate discussion permitted here.

August 24th, 2009, 12:57 AM	#2788 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Brittwin is officially changing his name BrinTwin. Nobody is quite sure why, however. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 01:20 AM	#2789 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Wardpike's favorite song and artist:

August 24th, 2009, 01:26 AM	#2790 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Homer, why did you slather your body in marmalade prior to finding that video and uploading it here? Why, homer, why? And what's with the jar of peanut butter? Brother, what kind of weird stuff are you into?? __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 04:39 AM	#2792 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Homerzeppelin's guitar lessons are not going well. The teacher has declared Homer's guitar as untrainable. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 24th, 2009, 07:16 AM	#2793 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 169	Penny trains her guitars to play chopsticks in Bb when someone rings the doorbell. It makes a nice talking point for visitors over a creme de menthe or three. Penny is working on getting her favourite guitar to repeat a few simple words, so that admirers can say "wow, she makes that guitar talk!!"

August 24th, 2009, 08:42 AM	#2794 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 288	Boblets won this year's koala-squashing championship. He wears green bunny-loafers to prove it. On stage, too. __________________

August 24th, 2009, 10:07 AM	#2795 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Moggl prefers SANKA brand coffee __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

August 24th, 2009, 12:21 PM	#2796 (permalink)
jim_pridx Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wisconsin Age: 55 Posts: 291	Wardpike was recently seen in a small cafe on Water Street in St. John's while being utterly confused as to why his coffee wasn't living up to his standards.

August 24th, 2009, 01:15 PM	#2797 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 853	Moggl kept asking Jim_pridx for "bitte, ein mass" and Jim responded with directions to St. Brendan's __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

August 24th, 2009, 03:04 PM	#2798 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	PennyCentury's holy grail Tele tone: P.S. I love playing this song on the jukebox in country bars. Bless those internet equip jukeboxes.