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redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 08:13 PM

adifferentbreed is the banjo-playing kid in "Deliverence"
He didn't get the part he wanted coz he couldn't do pig noises.

Frontier9 · June 25th, 2009, 08:18 PM

redstringguitar dreams of becoming chet 2.0

kelnet · June 25th, 2009, 10:19 PM

frontier9 has no knees.

adifferentbreed · June 25th, 2009, 10:35 PM

Kelent puts fender decals on all of his First Act guitars.

backalleyblues · June 25th, 2009, 11:16 PM

adifferentbreed only works in music with his band of chihuahuas, all of which he bread by himself...

first, dunk them in eggs, then roll them in bread crumbs...

Jerolin · June 25th, 2009, 11:32 PM

Backalleyblues is really the legendary Florida Skunk Ape.

JPark · June 25th, 2009, 11:38 PM

Jerolin is hiding a large stash of super fuel that gives most vehicles 200mpg+, but if you ask he'll deny it.

backalleyblues · June 25th, 2009, 11:48 PM

JPark is the source of that super fuel, they capture his emissions-Jake (from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials) will gladly sell YOU the secret...

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 12:03 AM

Backalleyblues is actually a captured alien from the Roswell incident, now working for the CIA to gather information on Telecaster players the world over. You've been warned.

JPark · June 26th, 2009, 12:11 AM

HoodieMcFoodie doesn't have a large collection of foil hats

Dirty Steve · June 26th, 2009, 01:18 AM

I just saw JPark run naked past my office Window. I'm on the 12th floor.

PraiseCaster · June 26th, 2009, 01:58 AM

Dirty Steve maintains all copyrights to his Cajun Blackened Skunk Stink Gland Stew, even though his fiance, who is also his mother and half-sister, is furious that he has shared an unwritten (because they cant write) family recipe with all the Yankee's, and is threatening to take his son/half-brother/uncle/cousin away, and move in with his grandfather/brother-in-law/second cousin/godfather.

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 07:13 AM

PraiseCaster has too much time on his hands.

Roli · June 26th, 2009, 07:47 AM

HoodieMcFoodie has too much gunk on his hands.

xjazzy · June 26th, 2009, 07:49 AM

Roli is ungry for peanutts.

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 08:39 AM

In 1373, xjazzy made an alliance with Big John, which is the longest-standing alliance in the world.

Big John · June 26th, 2009, 08:39 AM

HoodieMcFoodie's family invented the recipe for deep fried Mars bar.

gitarzan · June 26th, 2009, 08:49 AM

Big John puts Jonas Brothers stickers on his guitars.

JPark · June 26th, 2009, 08:52 AM

gitarzan is jealous that Big John has a large collection of Jonas Brothers stickers

octatonic · June 26th, 2009, 08:54 AM

JPark is NOT smarter than a 5th grader.

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 08:56 AM

octatonic is actually septatonic...

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 08:58 AM

I am Pegasus, my name means horse.

gitarzan · June 26th, 2009, 08:59 AM

Hoodie is just the rear part.

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gitarzan

Hoodie is just the rear part.

...you gotta start somewhere.

Guitarzan's got a girl named Jane with no last name
Kinda homely and plain but he loves her just the same
Cuz she kindles a flame and it drives him insane
When he hears her sing, she really does her thing.

Fret Wilkes · June 26th, 2009, 09:28 AM

Hoodie McFoodie drew in the pants on his avatar

backalleyblues · June 26th, 2009, 09:32 AM

HoodieMcFoodie got coodies! And he wears Spock Ears to bed!!!

And yes, while I'm an alien (I told my wife to take that left turn at Albuquerque-she wouldn't listen) there is no way I'd ever work for the CIA- that's a LIE!!!! LIE!!! LIE!!!!!

BTW, telecasters are perfect antennas for teleporting-you trekkies call it "transporting"

backalleyblues · June 26th, 2009, 09:33 AM

Oh and Fret Wilkes-we KNOW you're not a deadhead...

Fret Wilkes · June 26th, 2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by backalleyblues

Oh and Fret Wilkes-we KNOW you're not a deadhead...

Backalleyblues wrote a blues tune using the melody to "Surry with The Fringe On Top"

dan1952 · June 26th, 2009, 09:49 AM

Fret Wilkes says sheep lie...

Fret Wilkes · June 26th, 2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dans music

Fret Wilkes says sheep lie...

Think "Ethel Merman":

"There's no music like Dans Music..."

Charlie Bernstein · June 26th, 2009, 10:08 AM

..

HoodieMcFoodie · June 26th, 2009, 10:20 AM

Charlie Bernstein is an accomplished public speaker.

kelnet · June 26th, 2009, 11:11 AM

HoodieMcFoodie doesn't like to post a lot in internet forums.

BritishBluesBoy · June 26th, 2009, 11:15 AM

Kelnet's mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.

Slickster · June 26th, 2009, 11:29 AM

BritishBluesBoy is a fraud ... he is not British, he doesn't like the blues, and is in fact, NOT a boy

backalleyblues · June 26th, 2009, 11:50 AM

Slickster is well... let's say 80 grit sandpaper slides easier than he does...

Buckocaster51 · June 26th, 2009, 12:08 PM

Backallyblues' secret fantasy is to play an accordion!

refin · June 26th, 2009, 12:16 PM

Buckocaster51 painted his avatar guitars with Krylon......

fltpkr · June 26th, 2009, 12:23 PM

refin thinks the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".

Farfel · June 26th, 2009, 01:27 PM

fltpkr has naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine hanging in his den.

June 25th, 2009, 08:13 PM	#201 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	adifferentbreed is the banjo-playing kid in "Deliverence" He didn't get the part he wanted coz he couldn't do pig noises. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

June 25th, 2009, 10:35 PM	#204 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 683	Kelent puts fender decals on all of his First Act guitars. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 25th, 2009, 11:16 PM	#205 (permalink)
backalleyblues Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tampa Bay, FL, USA Age: 46 Posts: 912	adifferentbreed only works in music with his band of chihuahuas, all of which he bread by himself... first, dunk them in eggs, then roll them in bread crumbs... __________________ When Will The Blues get YOU?!?!? TampaTina & The Delta Aces http://www.myspace.com/francrobert

June 25th, 2009, 11:32 PM	#206 (permalink)
Jerolin Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Texarkana, TX Age: 22 Posts: 419	Backalleyblues is really the legendary Florida Skunk Ape. __________________ "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her" Check me out on DeviantArt: Here

June 25th, 2009, 11:38 PM	#207 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,200	Jerolin is hiding a large stash of super fuel that gives most vehicles 200mpg+, but if you ask he'll deny it. __________________

June 25th, 2009, 08:18 PM	#202 (permalink)
Frontier9 Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sunny New Jersey Age: 50 Posts: 607	redstringguitar dreams of becoming chet 2.0

June 25th, 2009, 10:19 PM	#203 (permalink)
kelnet Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Port Moody, BC Posts: 2,777	frontier9 has no knees.

June 25th, 2009, 11:48 PM	#208 (permalink)
backalleyblues Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tampa Bay, FL, USA Age: 46 Posts: 912	JPark is the source of that super fuel, they capture his emissions-Jake (from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials) will gladly sell YOU the secret... __________________ When Will The Blues get YOU?!?!? TampaTina & The Delta Aces http://www.myspace.com/francrobert

June 26th, 2009, 12:03 AM	#209 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Backalleyblues is actually a captured alien from the Roswell incident, now working for the CIA to gather information on Telecaster players the world over. You've been warned. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 12:11 AM	#210 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,200	HoodieMcFoodie doesn't have a large collection of foil hats __________________

June 26th, 2009, 01:18 AM	#211 (permalink)
Dirty Steve Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Quarry Bay Posts: 440	I just saw JPark run naked past my office Window. I'm on the 12th floor.

June 26th, 2009, 01:58 AM	#212 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Dirty Steve maintains all copyrights to his Cajun Blackened Skunk Stink Gland Stew, even though his fiance, who is also his mother and half-sister, is furious that he has shared an unwritten (because they cant write) family recipe with all the Yankee's, and is threatening to take his son/half-brother/uncle/cousin away, and move in with his grandfather/brother-in-law/second cousin/godfather. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 26th, 2009, 07:13 AM	#213 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	PraiseCaster has too much time on his hands. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 07:47 AM	#214 (permalink)
Roli Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ¤ Hungary ¤ Posts: 2,381 8 Photos	HoodieMcFoodie has too much gunk on his hands. __________________ How I Play Fingerstyle Guitar - blog for rookies and not so rookies - with videos now!

June 26th, 2009, 07:49 AM	#215 (permalink)
xjazzy Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Portugal Age: 29 Posts: 1,708 6 Photos	Roli is ungry for peanutts. __________________ Still got the Twang! myspace.com/jpmartins

June 26th, 2009, 08:59 AM	#223 (permalink)
gitarzan Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Columbus Ohio Age: 55 Posts: 270	Hoodie is just the rear part. __________________ Fender Special Edition Custom Telecaster - Crimson Transparent Squier Telecaster Custom - Black SX Tele - Butterscotch Lero Tele - Banana Pudding - Worst clone ever

June 26th, 2009, 08:39 AM	#216 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	In 1373, xjazzy made an alliance with Big John, which is the longest-standing alliance in the world. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 08:39 AM	#217 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,680 39 Photos	HoodieMcFoodie's family invented the recipe for deep fried Mars bar. __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

June 26th, 2009, 08:49 AM	#218 (permalink)
gitarzan Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Columbus Ohio Age: 55 Posts: 270	Big John puts Jonas Brothers stickers on his guitars. __________________ Fender Special Edition Custom Telecaster - Crimson Transparent Squier Telecaster Custom - Black SX Tele - Butterscotch Lero Tele - Banana Pudding - Worst clone ever

June 26th, 2009, 08:52 AM	#219 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,200	gitarzan is jealous that Big John has a large collection of Jonas Brothers stickers __________________

June 26th, 2009, 08:54 AM	#220 (permalink)
octatonic Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2007 Location: An Australian in London. Age: 37 Posts: 2,736	JPark is NOT smarter than a 5th grader. __________________ "A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges." Benny Green

June 26th, 2009, 08:56 AM	#221 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	octatonic is actually septatonic... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 08:58 AM	#222 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	I am Pegasus, my name means horse. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 09:28 AM	#225 (permalink)
Fret Wilkes Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Harmony, R.I. Age: 52 Posts: 1,500 47 Photos	Hoodie McFoodie drew in the pants on his avatar __________________ See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.

June 26th, 2009, 09:32 AM	#226 (permalink)
backalleyblues Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tampa Bay, FL, USA Age: 46 Posts: 912	HoodieMcFoodie got coodies! And he wears Spock Ears to bed!!! And yes, while I'm an alien (I told my wife to take that left turn at Albuquerque-she wouldn't listen) there is no way I'd ever work for the CIA- that's a LIE!!!! LIE!!! LIE!!!!! BTW, telecasters are perfect antennas for teleporting-you trekkies call it "transporting" __________________ When Will The Blues get YOU?!?!? TampaTina & The Delta Aces http://www.myspace.com/francrobert

June 26th, 2009, 09:33 AM	#227 (permalink)
backalleyblues Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tampa Bay, FL, USA Age: 46 Posts: 912	Oh and Fret Wilkes-we KNOW you're not a deadhead... __________________ When Will The Blues get YOU?!?!? TampaTina & The Delta Aces http://www.myspace.com/francrobert

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June 26th, 2009, 09:49 AM	#229 (permalink)
dan1952 Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 57 Posts: 285	Fret Wilkes says sheep lie...

June 26th, 2009, 10:08 AM	#231 (permalink)
Charlie Bernstein Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Augusta, Maine Posts: 4,131	..

June 26th, 2009, 10:20 AM	#232 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Charlie Bernstein is an accomplished public speaker. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

June 26th, 2009, 11:11 AM	#233 (permalink)
kelnet Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Port Moody, BC Posts: 2,777	HoodieMcFoodie doesn't like to post a lot in internet forums.

June 26th, 2009, 11:15 AM	#234 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,508 62 Photos	Kelnet's mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries. __________________ BBB.

June 26th, 2009, 11:29 AM	#235 (permalink)
Slickster Tele-Meister Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, Colorado Posts: 157	BritishBluesBoy is a fraud ... he is not British, he doesn't like the blues, and is in fact, NOT a boy

June 26th, 2009, 11:50 AM	#236 (permalink)
backalleyblues Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tampa Bay, FL, USA Age: 46 Posts: 912	Slickster is well... let's say 80 grit sandpaper slides easier than he does... __________________ When Will The Blues get YOU?!?!? TampaTina & The Delta Aces http://www.myspace.com/francrobert

June 26th, 2009, 12:08 PM	#237 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,401 1 Photos	Backallyblues' secret fantasy is to play an accordion! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

June 26th, 2009, 12:16 PM	#238 (permalink)
refin Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 53 Posts: 2,594	Buckocaster51 painted his avatar guitars with Krylon...... __________________ "For You,Lord,are good,and ready to forgive,and abundant in mercy to all those who call upon You." Ps. 86:5 http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/refin_music.htm MASTER VOLUME? WHAT'S A MASTER VOLUME?

June 26th, 2009, 12:23 PM	#239 (permalink)
fltpkr Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oregoon Posts: 1,353	refin thinks the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood". __________________ The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.