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brandt · July 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM

homerzeppelin reminds strangers that today is his birthday... everyday...

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 05:32 PM

brandt has already turned into a nervous wreck, from posting in this thread

brandt · July 28th, 2009, 07:50 PM

El Tedesco is needs a burrito, pronto!

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 08:37 PM

brandt is caught in the whirlwind of his own lies

azure0099 · July 28th, 2009, 09:57 PM

El Tedsaco said he saw AC/DC play an Unplugged gig.

redstringuitar · July 28th, 2009, 10:36 PM

azure0099 thinks Neil Young is the lead guitarist in AD/DC.

PennyCentury · July 28th, 2009, 10:39 PM

Redstringuitar is the lead poet for Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Gifted & Black.

redstringuitar · July 28th, 2009, 10:46 PM

PC's gone all NY on us.

Blazer · July 28th, 2009, 10:58 PM

Redstringguitar's real name is Paul Posichion because his parents thought that that would give him "Pole Position" over all the other babies.

PraiseCaster · July 28th, 2009, 11:09 PM

Blazer is the president of the World Wide Abba Fan Club

redstringuitar · July 28th, 2009, 11:12 PM

PraiseCaster plays in an Abba tribute band called Baba

Wardpike · July 29th, 2009, 12:21 AM

Redstringuitar really likes ACDC on account of the guitar playing of one AGNES young.

El Tedesco · July 29th, 2009, 12:40 AM

Wardpike filed an application with the TDPRI administration to change his handle into Warpdike
The panel is looking at the ethical correctness of such a handle.

Wardpike · July 29th, 2009, 12:43 AM

El Tabasco has all his tastebuds intact... and is a tasteful guitar player.

El Tedesco · July 29th, 2009, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azure0099

El Tedsaco said he saw AC/DC play an Unplugged gig.

Right, that was the one we never heard of, because of unavailable audibility.

Wardpike · July 29th, 2009, 01:20 AM

El Tedesco is very fond of Homer Simpson's Tomacco.

PennyCentury · July 29th, 2009, 01:29 AM

Wardpike is President of the Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman fan club. That's because there is no Martin Mull fan club.

Wardpike · July 29th, 2009, 01:32 AM

¢ ≠ $

63dot · July 29th, 2009, 01:53 AM

W is good at math?

ScatMan · July 29th, 2009, 02:09 AM

63dot chased a car and caught it! He's at a loss as to what to do next.

PraiseCaster · July 29th, 2009, 02:15 AM

ScatMan's favorite AC/DC song is this one:

63dot · July 29th, 2009, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScatMan

63dot chased a car and caught it! He's at a loss as to what to do next.

I have seriously been eyeing a new car, well used but smaller that gets better MPG. :)

El Tedesco · July 29th, 2009, 03:52 AM

63dot has got it all wrong.

homerzeppelin · July 29th, 2009, 05:37 AM

El Tedesco spends his evenings sitting on his front porch, shaking his fist at every young hooligan who walks by his yard.

Blazer · July 29th, 2009, 06:08 AM

Homerzeppeling thought that his tele needed improving, so he made a double cutaway body with added body contours, a vibrato, a middle pickup and found out too late that he reinvented the Stratocaster.

PennyCentury · July 29th, 2009, 08:21 AM

Blazer coined the phrase "get off my lawn". It's the name of his new group.

collinsman · July 29th, 2009, 09:10 AM

I tell ya, Penny's parents never liked her as a child, her two bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RD)

brandt · July 29th, 2009, 12:43 PM

collinsman runs a sudoku gambling parlor

63dot · July 29th, 2009, 01:58 PM

brandt has been "50" for three years now.

homerzeppelin · July 29th, 2009, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 63dot

brandt has been "50" for three years now.

63dot is thinking of selling his national geographic collection, but he will miss his youthful memories of seeing boobies for the 1st time.

PennyCentury · July 29th, 2009, 02:57 PM

Homerzeppelin thinks these blue-footed birds are the boobies all the men are talking about.

These birds have been in National Geographic more frequently than the other kind of boobies.

brandt · July 29th, 2009, 03:03 PM

Pennycentury giggles a little bit every time she says the word boobies out loud

Wardpike · July 29th, 2009, 03:27 PM

brandt goes from table to table at fastfood restaurants asking "Are you done with that?".

homerzeppelin · July 29th, 2009, 03:44 PM

Wardpike's alter-ego is Mr. Methane, the flatulent comedian.

http://www.mrmethane.com/

garytelecastor · July 29th, 2009, 03:50 PM

When HomerZeppelin was on a remote radio broadcast the other day all the DJ could say was, "Oh...the humanity....oh....the humanity"!!!

brandt · July 29th, 2009, 04:35 PM

garytelecastor makes balloon poodles for ALL the kids in the neighborhood.

garytelecastor · July 29th, 2009, 04:44 PM

On April 18, 1906 Brandt's grandfather went on a bender.
On April 19, 1906 Brandt's grandfather woke up and looked out his window exclaiming, "OMG, how am I going to pay for all of this?"

homerzeppelin · July 29th, 2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandt

garytelecastor makes balloon poodles for ALL the kids in the neighborhood.

brandt makes obscene balloon objects for all of his neighbors wives!

garytelecastor · July 29th, 2009, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

brandt makes obscene balloon objects for all of his neighbors wives!

Homerzeppelin does the same thing only he doesn't use balloons!

El Tedesco · July 29th, 2009, 06:15 PM

gary telecastor's receipe for a successful bankrobbery goes like this:

He steps into a bank's lobby with his tele & cube amp and starts playing.
It doesn't take long until the cashiers throw bundles of money at him ... just to get him to leave.

July 28th, 2009, 05:32 PM	#2122 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	brandt has already turned into a nervous wreck, from posting in this thread __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 08:37 PM	#2124 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	brandt is caught in the whirlwind of his own lies __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 10:36 PM	#2126 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,044	azure0099 thinks Neil Young is the lead guitarist in AD/DC. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 28th, 2009, 10:39 PM	#2127 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Redstringuitar is the lead poet for Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, Gifted & Black. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 28th, 2009, 10:46 PM	#2128 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,044	PC's gone all NY on us. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM	#2121 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	homerzeppelin reminds strangers that today is his birthday... everyday...

July 28th, 2009, 07:50 PM	#2123 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	El Tedesco is needs a burrito, pronto!

July 28th, 2009, 09:57 PM	#2125 (permalink)
azure0099 TDPRI Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: southeast Posts: 18	El Tedsaco said he saw AC/DC play an Unplugged gig.

July 28th, 2009, 10:58 PM	#2129 (permalink)
Blazer Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,820	Redstringguitar's real name is Paul Posichion because his parents thought that that would give him "Pole Position" over all the other babies. __________________ "I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

July 28th, 2009, 11:09 PM	#2130 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Blazer is the president of the World Wide Abba Fan Club __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 28th, 2009, 11:12 PM	#2131 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,044	PraiseCaster plays in an Abba tribute band called Baba __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 29th, 2009, 12:21 AM	#2132 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Redstringuitar really likes ACDC on account of the guitar playing of one AGNES young. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 29th, 2009, 12:40 AM	#2133 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	Wardpike filed an application with the TDPRI administration to change his handle into Warpdike The panel is looking at the ethical correctness of such a handle. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 29th, 2009, 12:43 AM	#2134 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tabasco has all his tastebuds intact... and is a tasteful guitar player. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 29th, 2009, 01:20 AM	#2136 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tedesco is very fond of Homer Simpson's Tomacco. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 29th, 2009, 01:29 AM	#2137 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike is President of the Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman fan club. That's because there is no Martin Mull fan club. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 29th, 2009, 01:32 AM	#2138 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	¢ ≠ $ __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 29th, 2009, 01:53 AM	#2139 (permalink)
63dot Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,159	W is good at math?

July 29th, 2009, 02:09 AM	#2140 (permalink)
ScatMan Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: TexasLand Posts: 897	63dot chased a car and caught it! He's at a loss as to what to do next.

July 29th, 2009, 02:15 AM	#2141 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	ScatMan's favorite AC/DC song is this one: __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 29th, 2009, 03:52 AM	#2143 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	63dot has got it all wrong. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 29th, 2009, 05:37 AM	#2144 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	El Tedesco spends his evenings sitting on his front porch, shaking his fist at every young hooligan who walks by his yard.

July 29th, 2009, 06:08 AM	#2145 (permalink)
Blazer Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,820	Homerzeppeling thought that his tele needed improving, so he made a double cutaway body with added body contours, a vibrato, a middle pickup and found out too late that he reinvented the Stratocaster. __________________ "I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

July 29th, 2009, 08:21 AM	#2146 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Blazer coined the phrase "get off my lawn". It's the name of his new group. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 29th, 2009, 09:10 AM	#2147 (permalink)
collinsman Tele-Afflicted Join Date: May 2006 Location: " Land Of Ten Thousand Taxes" Posts: 1,267	I tell ya, Penny's parents never liked her as a child, her two bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (RD) __________________ The Tele, my favorite axe and I love the Players - Albert Collins, Roy Buchanon, Robben Ford, Danny Gatton, Jerry Donohue, & many others.

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July 29th, 2009, 12:43 PM	#2148 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	collinsman runs a sudoku gambling parlor

July 29th, 2009, 01:58 PM	#2149 (permalink)
63dot Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California, USA Posts: 1,159	brandt has been "50" for three years now.

July 29th, 2009, 02:57 PM	#2151 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Homerzeppelin thinks these blue-footed birds are the boobies all the men are talking about. These birds have been in National Geographic more frequently than the other kind of boobies. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 29th, 2009, 03:03 PM	#2152 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	Pennycentury giggles a little bit every time she says the word boobies out loud

July 29th, 2009, 03:27 PM	#2153 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	brandt goes from table to table at fastfood restaurants asking "Are you done with that?". __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 29th, 2009, 03:44 PM	#2154 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Wardpike's alter-ego is Mr. Methane, the flatulent comedian. http://www.mrmethane.com/

July 29th, 2009, 03:50 PM	#2155 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	When HomerZeppelin was on a remote radio broadcast the other day all the DJ could say was, "Oh...the humanity....oh....the humanity"!!! __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 29th, 2009, 04:35 PM	#2156 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	garytelecastor makes balloon poodles for ALL the kids in the neighborhood.

July 29th, 2009, 04:44 PM	#2157 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	On April 18, 1906 Brandt's grandfather went on a bender. On April 19, 1906 Brandt's grandfather woke up and looked out his window exclaiming, "OMG, how am I going to pay for all of this?" __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 29th, 2009, 06:15 PM	#2160 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	gary telecastor's receipe for a successful bankrobbery goes like this: He steps into a bank's lobby with his tele & cube amp and starts playing. It doesn't take long until the cashiers throw bundles of money at him ... just to get him to leave. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!