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brandt · July 27th, 2009, 04:54 PM

Wardpike used to ride shotgun with Robert Downey Jr. back in the good old days

Wardpike · July 27th, 2009, 06:38 PM

Brandt is upset about being relegated to the backseat back in the day, when we wuz cruzin' foh hoes n jams n supplies.

Since that time, we've all come to the Lord. All of us. Every single one. Yes, even him.

PennyCentury · July 27th, 2009, 06:41 PM

Brandt was considered for the lead in Rented Lips, but Robert Downey, Sr. chose Robert Downey, Jr for the part. Dick Shawn was beside himself, as he really wanted to work with Brandt. Alas, Shawn passed away before the film was released, denying him his dream of working with Brandt. Brandt also came in second for the lead in Ironman. Brandt did, however, marry Jennifer Tilly. So he's got that going for him. That, and the Telecasters.

brandt · July 27th, 2009, 07:10 PM

PennyCentury is aka Meg Tilly (Jennifer Tilly's younger sister and according to the post above, my sister-in-law) PennyCentury is just a stage name. PC aka Meg Tilly is the life of the part at family Christmas dinners!

(btw, PC wins obscure actor reference of the day award - Dick Shawn - hooray!)

Wardpike · July 27th, 2009, 07:20 PM

brandt leaves plenty of turkey for ¢ and me at the family Christmas dinners on account of the fact that he is a vegetarian who will also not eat root vegetables (potatoes, carrots, turnip) because they are raised in captivity.

octatonic · July 27th, 2009, 07:28 PM

Wardpike once bench-pressed a Frenchman, inventing the French-press.

jmoore65 · July 27th, 2009, 07:36 PM

Octatonic only has one testicle.

brandt · July 27th, 2009, 07:38 PM

jmoore65 plays virtual underwater ping-pong in competitive tournaments for money

El Tedesco · July 27th, 2009, 09:47 PM

brandt submitted his move-in application to 'Schlappman's Paradise'

Wardpike · July 27th, 2009, 10:07 PM

El Tedesco got beat up by a girl.

Stuco · July 27th, 2009, 10:11 PM

This thread is lame, Wardpike told me to say that.
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El Tedesco · July 27th, 2009, 11:11 PM

stuco never knows what to say

garytelecastor · July 27th, 2009, 11:30 PM

El Tedesco has decided not to sleep eat or drink until he is the last post on this thread.

denny · July 27th, 2009, 11:45 PM

garytelecastor just farted... and he thinks we don't know who did it.

Wardpike · July 28th, 2009, 12:18 AM

Denny has invented a new Grand Slam, the mega-telecaster slam which comes with telecaster pickup shaped sausages.

garytelecastor · July 28th, 2009, 12:25 AM

Wardpike keeps taking his money and dumping it on the Grand Banks. He is wondering why he is being evicted and he never gets a statement at the end of the month. There are a lot of fish sporting rolexes.

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 12:48 AM

garytelecastor is seriously considering to change his attitude, after decades of abusive telecaster mangling.

ScatMan · July 28th, 2009, 01:40 AM

El Tedesco has been admitted to the UCLA medical research facility as a case study because his nose runs and his feet smell. Researchers there are intrigued yet baffled by this phenomenon.

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 01:51 AM

scatman felt like it was a phenomenal idea to change his socks ... after several months of wearing them.

brandt · July 28th, 2009, 02:13 AM

El Tedesco likes to body surf but the LA County morgue has limited his check out privileges to one 'body' per month...

garytelecastor · July 28th, 2009, 02:34 AM

brandt made a fortune telling tourists that the TransAmerica Pyramid was the same as the one on the dollar bill and charging them to see it.

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 02:57 AM

garytelecastor's flaming desire is to be thought of as the Telecaster's Wild Man Blues

garytelecastor · July 28th, 2009, 03:06 AM

El Tedesco spends time on his weekends smuggling US citizens into Mexico for extra money.

PennyCentury · July 28th, 2009, 03:14 AM

Garytelecastor is really Garrison Keillor. At a hoedown, he'll tackle you and force-feed you Hakarl, Lutefisk and Brennevin. And nary a Powdermilk biscuit in sight.

Helga! Olga! Ve need more Akvavit!

PraiseCaster · July 28th, 2009, 03:17 AM

garytelecastor stole a picture of my little brother (That me and my older brother like to call "Circus Boy"), and is using it as his avatar, even though its gotten him into legal trouble. Not by uis, but my little brother has a pension for swiping ladies dirty under wear to sniff, and garytelecastor actually like to wear ladies dirty under wear, and well, he's had a hard time explaining this to the police, and security at Playtex........

But PennyCentury is working as his legal counsel, and thinks she may have a unique argument to get him out of all of this: He is legaly stoopid. She says it may just work.

How's that for getting two posters in one!

El Tedesco · July 28th, 2009, 03:59 AM

PraiseCaster thinks he's a 2 in 1 deal ...

homerzeppelin · July 28th, 2009, 05:17 AM

El Tedesco has spinach in his teeth and everyone knows it but him.

PennyCentury · July 28th, 2009, 06:57 AM

Homerzeppelin strings his Tele backwards and plays it upside down -- so he can play like Hendrix. Tom Hendrix, noted backward upside down player.

brandt · July 28th, 2009, 12:24 PM

PennyCentury fills her gas tank once a week and treats her self to a SlimJim

homerzeppelin · July 28th, 2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandt

PennyCentury fills her gas tank once a week and treats her self to a SlimJim

Brandt knows about the slim jim shortage!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022009...ef__177174.htm

Joel Terry · July 28th, 2009, 12:37 PM

Homerzeppelin still likes to make sofa pillow forts.

PraiseCaster · July 28th, 2009, 12:55 PM

Joel Terry is so fascinated with his avatar, he plays out conversations between Floyd and Jesus.

(recorded one night in the Terry house):

Floyd: Oh, noooo, I dont really want to cut your hair, no-no-no, you see Jesus, you'll lose all your power and strength, yeah, not good, no, no....

Jesus: Floyd, thats Sampson. I'll be fine. Just a trim now, ok.

Floyd: Just a trim? Oh, but I can do some wonderful, Wonderful things, yes I can. I can give you a fade, maybe the 70's feathered look, oh yes......... Andy, what do you think?

Jesus: Andy's not here Floyd, but he would definitely tell you, "no 70's feathered look!"

Floyd: Riiiiight, no 70's feathered look..........

brandt · July 28th, 2009, 01:09 PM

PraisCaster still has Joey Heatherton posters in his room

brittwin · July 28th, 2009, 01:31 PM

I know for a fact that brandt has a poster of Menudo on his bedroom wall....

homerzeppelin · July 28th, 2009, 02:12 PM

brittwin has never owned a pair of shoes!

PennyCentury · July 28th, 2009, 02:30 PM

Homerzeppelin tightens his shoelaces with vintage Kluson tuners.

PraiseCaster · July 28th, 2009, 02:34 PM

PennyCentury has made an excelent living off selling doctored up, Kluson knock off's too Homerzeppelin.

brandt · July 28th, 2009, 02:37 PM

PraiseCaster is Paul Blart's (the "mall cop") personal trainer

PraiseCaster · July 28th, 2009, 02:52 PM

brandt has no clue of that which he speaks.

I am Paul Blart

homerzeppelin · July 28th, 2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

Homerzeppelin tightens his shoelaces with vintage Kluson tuners.

Ya know, that isn't a bad idea...

Anywho, PraiseCaster has only 1 eye and it is under his armpit.

July 27th, 2009, 06:38 PM	#2082 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Brandt is upset about being relegated to the backseat back in the day, when we wuz cruzin' foh hoes n jams n supplies. Since that time, we've all come to the Lord. All of us. Every single one. Yes, even him. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 27th, 2009, 06:41 PM	#2083 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Brandt was considered for the lead in Rented Lips, but Robert Downey, Sr. chose Robert Downey, Jr for the part. Dick Shawn was beside himself, as he really wanted to work with Brandt. Alas, Shawn passed away before the film was released, denying him his dream of working with Brandt. Brandt also came in second for the lead in Ironman. Brandt did, however, marry Jennifer Tilly. So he's got that going for him. That, and the Telecasters. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 27th, 2009, 07:20 PM	#2085 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	brandt leaves plenty of turkey for ¢ and me at the family Christmas dinners on account of the fact that he is a vegetarian who will also not eat root vegetables (potatoes, carrots, turnip) because they are raised in captivity. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 27th, 2009, 07:28 PM	#2086 (permalink)
octatonic Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2007 Location: An Australian in London. Age: 37 Posts: 2,734	Wardpike once bench-pressed a Frenchman, inventing the French-press. __________________ "A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges." Benny Green

July 27th, 2009, 07:38 PM	#2088 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	jmoore65 plays virtual underwater ping-pong in competitive tournaments for money Last edited by brandt; July 27th, 2009 at 08:33 PM.

July 27th, 2009, 04:54 PM	#2081 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	Wardpike used to ride shotgun with Robert Downey Jr. back in the good old days

July 27th, 2009, 07:10 PM	#2084 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	PennyCentury is aka Meg Tilly (Jennifer Tilly's younger sister and according to the post above, my sister-in-law) PennyCentury is just a stage name. PC aka Meg Tilly is the life of the part at family Christmas dinners! (btw, PC wins obscure actor reference of the day award - Dick Shawn - hooray!)

July 27th, 2009, 07:36 PM	#2087 (permalink)
jmoore65 Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oz Age: 50 Posts: 138	Octatonic only has one testicle.

July 27th, 2009, 09:47 PM	#2089 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	brandt submitted his move-in application to 'Schlappman's Paradise' __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 27th, 2009, 10:07 PM	#2090 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tedesco got beat up by a girl. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 27th, 2009, 10:11 PM	#2091 (permalink)
Stuco Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GA Posts: 4,228	This thread is lame, Wardpike told me to say that. - - - - - - __________________ -"You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones who do what you do" J. Garcia

July 27th, 2009, 11:11 PM	#2092 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	stuco never knows what to say __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 27th, 2009, 11:30 PM	#2093 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	El Tedesco has decided not to sleep eat or drink until he is the last post on this thread. __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 27th, 2009, 11:45 PM	#2094 (permalink)
denny Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North of Dallas, TX Age: 52 Posts: 508	garytelecastor just farted... and he thinks we don't know who did it.

July 28th, 2009, 12:18 AM	#2095 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Denny has invented a new Grand Slam, the mega-telecaster slam which comes with telecaster pickup shaped sausages. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 28th, 2009, 12:25 AM	#2096 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	Wardpike keeps taking his money and dumping it on the Grand Banks. He is wondering why he is being evicted and he never gets a statement at the end of the month. There are a lot of fish sporting rolexes. __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 28th, 2009, 12:48 AM	#2097 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	garytelecastor is seriously considering to change his attitude, after decades of abusive telecaster mangling. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 01:40 AM	#2098 (permalink)
ScatMan Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: TexasLand Posts: 897	El Tedesco has been admitted to the UCLA medical research facility as a case study because his nose runs and his feet smell. Researchers there are intrigued yet baffled by this phenomenon.

July 28th, 2009, 01:51 AM	#2099 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	scatman felt like it was a phenomenal idea to change his socks ... after several months of wearing them. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 02:13 AM	#2100 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	El Tedesco likes to body surf but the LA County morgue has limited his check out privileges to one 'body' per month...

July 28th, 2009, 02:34 AM	#2101 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	brandt made a fortune telling tourists that the TransAmerica Pyramid was the same as the one on the dollar bill and charging them to see it. __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 28th, 2009, 02:57 AM	#2102 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	garytelecastor's flaming desire is to be thought of as the Telecaster's Wild Man Blues __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 03:06 AM	#2103 (permalink)
garytelecastor Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 5,104 18 Photos	El Tedesco spends time on his weekends smuggling US citizens into Mexico for extra money. __________________ éí 'aaníígÓÓ 'áhoot'é What in the world do I know???? Redd Volkaert is a Jedi Knight at one with the Force!!!

July 28th, 2009, 03:14 AM	#2104 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Garytelecastor is really Garrison Keillor. At a hoedown, he'll tackle you and force-feed you Hakarl, Lutefisk and Brennevin. And nary a Powdermilk biscuit in sight. Helga! Olga! Ve need more Akvavit! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 28th, 2009, 03:17 AM	#2105 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	garytelecastor stole a picture of my little brother (That me and my older brother like to call "Circus Boy"), and is using it as his avatar, even though its gotten him into legal trouble. Not by uis, but my little brother has a pension for swiping ladies dirty under wear to sniff, and garytelecastor actually like to wear ladies dirty under wear, and well, he's had a hard time explaining this to the police, and security at Playtex........ But PennyCentury is working as his legal counsel, and thinks she may have a unique argument to get him out of all of this: He is legaly stoopid. She says it may just work. How's that for getting two posters in one! __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

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July 28th, 2009, 03:59 AM	#2106 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 739 21 Photos	PraiseCaster thinks he's a 2 in 1 deal ... __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 28th, 2009, 05:17 AM	#2107 (permalink)
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July 28th, 2009, 06:57 AM	#2108 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Homerzeppelin strings his Tele backwards and plays it upside down -- so he can play like Hendrix. Tom Hendrix, noted backward upside down player. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 28th, 2009, 12:24 PM	#2109 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	PennyCentury fills her gas tank once a week and treats her self to a SlimJim

July 28th, 2009, 12:37 PM	#2111 (permalink)
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July 28th, 2009, 12:55 PM	#2112 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Joel Terry is so fascinated with his avatar, he plays out conversations between Floyd and Jesus. (recorded one night in the Terry house): Floyd: Oh, noooo, I dont really want to cut your hair, no-no-no, you see Jesus, you'll lose all your power and strength, yeah, not good, no, no.... Jesus: Floyd, thats Sampson. I'll be fine. Just a trim now, ok. Floyd: Just a trim? Oh, but I can do some wonderful, Wonderful things, yes I can. I can give you a fade, maybe the 70's feathered look, oh yes......... Andy, what do you think? Jesus: Andy's not here Floyd, but he would definitely tell you, "no 70's feathered look!" Floyd: Riiiiight, no 70's feathered look.......... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 28th, 2009, 01:09 PM	#2113 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	PraisCaster still has Joey Heatherton posters in his room

July 28th, 2009, 01:31 PM	#2114 (permalink)
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July 28th, 2009, 02:12 PM	#2115 (permalink)
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July 28th, 2009, 02:30 PM	#2116 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Homerzeppelin tightens his shoelaces with vintage Kluson tuners. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette