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PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 01:55 AM

The joke's on Sweet_one, all of ScatMan's Teles are Dillions.

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 02:07 AM

PennyCentury can't fall asleep. All those lying posts are giving her nightmares.

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 03:41 AM

El Tedesco is lucky he's on another timezone living in the now. oh wait, that doesn't sound like a lie...El Tedesco is lucky he's living in SoCal where it's snowing!!

PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 05:43 AM

Wardpike is a direct descendent of Milo Pike, founder of Pike Industries, responsible for paving most of New Hampshire. I, for one, would like my garden back, it was paved over last year! The High School would like its athletic field back! Most of all, the YWCA would like its pool back.

PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhstranger

brandt wanted his handle to be brandx, but thought society's use of "x" as a trendy, contemporary corporate branding technique was too cliche......

Those who do not follow the entire thread are doomed to repeat the good ones post # 1420

Boblets · July 26th, 2009, 08:37 AM

PennyCentury once used an entire spool of cotton (large) to thread a needle, but couldn't even darn a sock because the ends would not be found to tie the knot.

redstringuitar · July 26th, 2009, 08:38 AM

PennyCentury wanted to use PennyFarthing as her handle, but the "h" on her keyboard broke...so now she has 100 years instead of a front wheel.

redstringuitar · July 26th, 2009, 08:41 AM

Boblets the cat out of the bag.

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 09:36 AM

restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 09:36 AM

and just to make sure the other redstringuitar is covered...

restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before, happened before, happened before...

PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 12:54 PM

Wardpike believes cyber-stalkers are following him. Actually, it's just his followers on Twitter.

Everyone, Tweet Wardpike.

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 02:30 PM

¢ drives us nuts with her constant tweets about shopping deals like "OMG, shoes on sale @ payless! Go so well with a tele"!

homerzeppelin · July 26th, 2009, 04:07 PM

Wardpike will not leave this thread unless he gets a shrubbery.

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 05:02 PM

homerzeppelin can't help himself from yawning over his own posts in this thread.

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

Wardpike believes cyber-stalkers are following him. Actually, it's just his followers on Twitter.

Everyone, Tweet Wardpike.

Caution! PennyCentury is a ringleader of the Twitter Generation! She is in Kahoots with the conspiratory society, whose aim it is to extract interllectual property from innovative internet users. Wardpike is her strawman/co-conspirator.

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 06:04 PM

El Tedesco is well acquainted with the collected works of Nathan Bedford Forrest and tweets them regularly.
:-O

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 10:25 PM

Wardpike is unlearned in the "Art of Confidentiality"

azure0099 · July 26th, 2009, 10:49 PM

Homerzeppelin bought them the liquor for the underaged kids.

homerzeppelin · July 26th, 2009, 10:49 PM

El Tedesco sprained his right thumb in an unfortunate hitch-hiking incident...making texting nearly impossible.

Now, much to the chagrin of his children, he aimlessly wanders through life only saying, "I broke my tweeter. I did. My tweeter is broken."

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 10:52 PM

homerzeppelin sucks the ideas for his posts in this thread, out of his fingertips.

azure0099 · July 26th, 2009, 10:52 PM

Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web.

redstringuitar · July 26th, 2009, 11:03 PM

Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web.

homerzeppelin · July 26th, 2009, 11:09 PM

redstringuitar is the president of The World Redundant Association of Redundancy.

El Tedesco · July 26th, 2009, 11:10 PM

redstringuitar is behaving suspiciously.

redstringuitar · July 26th, 2009, 11:22 PM

homerzeppelin discovered the double-negative in antidisestablishmentarianism.

El Tedesco is behaving superciliously.

TeleBrew · July 26th, 2009, 11:27 PM

redstringuitar is renowned for his use of the now classic superlative "supercalifragaliciousexpealidocious." He drops it wherever possible.

redstringuitar · July 26th, 2009, 11:47 PM

TeleBrew knows that I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch and have no use whatsoever for these mere trinkets of words.

TeleBrew · July 26th, 2009, 11:50 PM

redstringuitar has ancestors who halted the English invaders with a barrage of unpronounceable invective, which caused migraine headaches among the twee knights. Oh, and they also said "Nee!!"

redstringuitar · July 27th, 2009, 12:11 AM

TeleBrew knows about Welsh history, as he is the love-child of Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey...well it's not unusual...

TeleBrew · July 27th, 2009, 12:25 AM

redstringuitar believes, and I second him on this one, that Tom Jones should be the MC on "American Idol." Who cares if he's Welsh, I mean that kind of talent transcends borders/oceans/generations/taste/etc.

On a side note, my favorite Tom Jones song is "She's a Lady." That's a lie, which in the context of this thread means I'm telling the truth for those of you keeping score at home. (That's a baseball reference).

redstringuitar · July 27th, 2009, 12:37 AM

TeleBrew is a major John Denver fan, he's getting rocky mountain as we speak.

TeleBrew · July 27th, 2009, 12:47 AM

"Almost heaven, West Gyllenhaalbywynnybreffy, Gyllwynnyhynny Mountains, Synfywynynynddoffynd River . . . "

That's the soundtrack of redstringuitar's life.

redstringuitar · July 27th, 2009, 01:43 AM

TeleBrew has no idea how to google.

El Tedesco · July 27th, 2009, 03:37 AM

restringuitar goes on vacation in flipflops, a hulahula skirt, carrying a huge beach towel with Hawaiian motive.
This way, he is under the impression, the community pool will authentically substitute for the Maui beach location he saw in one of those travel brochures.

redstringuitar · July 27th, 2009, 04:09 AM

El Tedesco on "vacation".

El Tedesco · July 27th, 2009, 04:58 AM

redstringuitar does the "Iscream" dance every morning. Here is a visual:

Boblets · July 27th, 2009, 06:46 AM

El Tedesco catches falling stars, puts them in his pocket, but it never rains in California.

brandt · July 27th, 2009, 12:19 PM

Boblets raises pigeons for fun AND profit

homerzeppelin · July 27th, 2009, 02:17 PM

brandt shoots Boblets' pigeons with a slingshot for fun AND profit

Wardpike · July 27th, 2009, 04:24 PM

Homerzeppelin and me is gonna get some learnin' on the Art of Confidentiality from El Tedesco.

July 26th, 2009, 01:55 AM	#2041 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	The joke's on Sweet_one, all of ScatMan's Teles are Dillions. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 26th, 2009, 02:07 AM	#2042 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	PennyCentury can't fall asleep. All those lying posts are giving her nightmares. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 26th, 2009, 03:41 AM	#2043 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tedesco is lucky he's on another timezone living in the now. oh wait, that doesn't sound like a lie...El Tedesco is lucky he's living in SoCal where it's snowing!! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 05:43 AM	#2044 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Wardpike is a direct descendent of Milo Pike, founder of Pike Industries, responsible for paving most of New Hampshire. I, for one, would like my garden back, it was paved over last year! The High School would like its athletic field back! Most of all, the YWCA would like its pool back. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 26th, 2009, 08:38 AM	#2047 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	PennyCentury wanted to use PennyFarthing as her handle, but the "h" on her keyboard broke...so now she has 100 years instead of a front wheel. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 26th, 2009, 08:37 AM	#2046 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 173	PennyCentury once used an entire spool of cotton (large) to thread a needle, but couldn't even darn a sock because the ends would not be found to tie the knot.

July 26th, 2009, 08:41 AM	#2048 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	Boblets the cat out of the bag. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 26th, 2009, 09:36 AM	#2049 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 09:36 AM	#2050 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	and just to make sure the other redstringuitar is covered... restringuitar only posted once above, and the repeat post you think you are seeing is yet ANOTHER figment of your imagination, and it has never happened before, happened before, happened before... __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 12:54 PM	#2051 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Wardpike believes cyber-stalkers are following him. Actually, it's just his followers on Twitter. Everyone, Tweet Wardpike. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 26th, 2009, 02:30 PM	#2052 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	¢ drives us nuts with her constant tweets about shopping deals like "OMG, shoes on sale @ payless! Go so well with a tele"! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 04:07 PM	#2053 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	Wardpike will not leave this thread unless he gets a shrubbery.

July 26th, 2009, 05:02 PM	#2054 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	homerzeppelin can't help himself from yawning over his own posts in this thread. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 26th, 2009, 06:04 PM	#2056 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tedesco is well acquainted with the collected works of Nathan Bedford Forrest and tweets them regularly. :-O __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 10:25 PM	#2057 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	Wardpike is unlearned in the "Art of Confidentiality" __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 26th, 2009, 10:49 PM	#2058 (permalink)
azure0099 TDPRI Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: southeast Posts: 18	Homerzeppelin bought them the liquor for the underaged kids.

July 26th, 2009, 10:49 PM	#2059 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	El Tedesco sprained his right thumb in an unfortunate hitch-hiking incident...making texting nearly impossible. Now, much to the chagrin of his children, he aimlessly wanders through life only saying, "I broke my tweeter. I did. My tweeter is broken."

July 26th, 2009, 10:52 PM	#2060 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	homerzeppelin sucks the ideas for his posts in this thread, out of his fingertips. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 26th, 2009, 10:52 PM	#2061 (permalink)
azure0099 TDPRI Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: southeast Posts: 18	Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web.

July 26th, 2009, 11:03 PM	#2062 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	Azure can't even follow a thread properly. He get's lost at home in his chair surfing the web. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 26th, 2009, 11:09 PM	#2063 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 571	redstringuitar is the president of The World Redundant Association of Redundancy.

July 26th, 2009, 11:10 PM	#2064 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	redstringuitar is behaving suspiciously. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 26th, 2009, 11:22 PM	#2065 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	homerzeppelin discovered the double-negative in antidisestablishmentarianism. El Tedesco is behaving superciliously. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 26th, 2009, 11:27 PM	#2066 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,451	redstringuitar is renowned for his use of the now classic superlative "supercalifragaliciousexpealidocious." He drops it wherever possible. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 26th, 2009, 11:47 PM	#2067 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	TeleBrew knows that I live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch and have no use whatsoever for these mere trinkets of words. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

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July 26th, 2009, 11:50 PM	#2068 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,451	redstringuitar has ancestors who halted the English invaders with a barrage of unpronounceable invective, which caused migraine headaches among the twee knights. Oh, and they also said "Nee!!" __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 27th, 2009, 12:11 AM	#2069 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	TeleBrew knows about Welsh history, as he is the love-child of Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey...well it's not unusual... __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 27th, 2009, 12:25 AM	#2070 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,451	redstringuitar believes, and I second him on this one, that Tom Jones should be the MC on "American Idol." Who cares if he's Welsh, I mean that kind of talent transcends borders/oceans/generations/taste/etc. On a side note, my favorite Tom Jones song is "She's a Lady." That's a lie, which in the context of this thread means I'm telling the truth for those of you keeping score at home. (That's a baseball reference). __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 27th, 2009, 12:37 AM	#2071 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	TeleBrew is a major John Denver fan, he's getting rocky mountain as we speak. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 27th, 2009, 12:47 AM	#2072 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,451	"Almost heaven, West Gyllenhaalbywynnybreffy, Gyllwynnyhynny Mountains, Synfywynynynddoffynd River . . . " That's the soundtrack of redstringuitar's life. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 27th, 2009, 01:43 AM	#2073 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	TeleBrew has no idea how to google. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 27th, 2009, 03:37 AM	#2074 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	restringuitar goes on vacation in flipflops, a hulahula skirt, carrying a huge beach towel with Hawaiian motive. This way, he is under the impression, the community pool will authentically substitute for the Maui beach location he saw in one of those travel brochures. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 27th, 2009, 04:09 AM	#2075 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,045	El Tedesco on "vacation". __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 27th, 2009, 04:58 AM	#2076 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	redstringuitar does the "Iscream" dance every morning. Here is a visual: __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 27th, 2009, 06:46 AM	#2077 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 173	El Tedesco catches falling stars, puts them in his pocket, but it never rains in California.