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El Tedesco · July 24th, 2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collinsman

He wears pink shoes to match his pink paisley Telecaster.

collinsman is wearing 'pink glasses' even when he sleeps. (He hopes his dreams will appear in a more pinkish fashion)

homerzeppelin · July 24th, 2009, 07:46 PM

El Tedesco's avatar is not a drawing, but a picture of himself.

brandt · July 24th, 2009, 07:52 PM

homerzeppelin never uses a speed dialer

rhstranger · July 24th, 2009, 08:01 PM

brandt wanted his handle to be brandx, but thought society's use of "x" as a trendy, contemporary corporate branding technique was too cliche......

brandt · July 24th, 2009, 08:03 PM

rhstranger loves a big bowl of Capn' Crunch in the morning

rhstranger · July 24th, 2009, 08:06 PM

awwwwwwwwwwww......now i have to go the the grocery store.

PraiseCaster · July 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM

rhstranger hasnt been to the grocery store in years: He steals all his food from his next door neighbor, who still to this day hasnt figured it out.....

BritishBluesBoy · July 24th, 2009, 08:37 PM

PraiseCaster is half Orangutan and half Monkfish...

mudbean · July 24th, 2009, 08:45 PM

BritishBluesBoy ain't really British ... and he ain't from Brooklyn, neither.

mud

sean79 · July 24th, 2009, 09:04 PM

When mudbean was seventeen, he lost his glasses in a mud wrestling match at an outdoor biker event. He told his parents that he just "misplaced" them, and they were probably somewhere in his room.

BritishBluesBoy · July 24th, 2009, 09:10 PM

Sean79's favorite movie is Mrs. Doubtfire

homerzeppelin · July 24th, 2009, 09:29 PM

BritishBluesBoy had a vendetta against the movie Mrs. Doubtfire ever since he was rejected while casting to play the part of the man who tried to move in on Robin Williams' wife.

BritishBluesBoy · July 24th, 2009, 09:33 PM

Homerzeppelin was Robin Williams' stunt double for the film Mrs. Doubtfire...

homerzeppelin · July 24th, 2009, 09:36 PM

BritishBluesBoy knows I am actually Robin Williams

Wardpike · July 24th, 2009, 11:24 PM

Homerzeppelin is actually Robin Williams' handmaiden.

bevins · July 24th, 2009, 11:58 PM

Wardpike's drives a volvo with a gunrack.

PennyCentury · July 25th, 2009, 01:41 AM

Bevins' telecaster has a bracket with a derringer attached, in case he loses a headcutting duel!

PraiseCaster · July 25th, 2009, 04:48 AM

PennyCentury has no idea what a derringer is, or what a headcutting duel is.

She thinks the derringer is a motorcycle, and a headcutting duel is a competition for barbers

PennyCentury · July 25th, 2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraiseCaster

PennyCentury has no idea what a derringer is, or what a headcutting duel is.

She thinks the derringer is a motorcycle, and a headcutting duel is a competition for barbers

Now that's just nasty. I'm going to go off in a huff, now.

And if that's too soon, how about a minute and a huff.

FYI, a derringer is the guy who played Hang On Sloopy.

and everyone who saw Crossroads knows what head cutting is.

Wardpike · July 25th, 2009, 08:50 AM

Penny is using her DMV photo as her avatar today.

homerzeppelin · July 25th, 2009, 11:42 AM

Wardpike is planning to go back to school so someday he can work in the DMV

El Tedesco · July 25th, 2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

Wardpike is planning to go back to school so someday he can work in the DMV

That will be the day I'll stop reapplying for a new DL.

Wardpike · July 25th, 2009, 06:27 PM

El Tedesco's driving days are numbered.

redstringuitar · July 25th, 2009, 06:44 PM

Wardpike's shoes are lettered (L & R)

Wardpike · July 25th, 2009, 06:48 PM

Redstringuitar leant me those shoes, not realizing that I wear cowboy boots. But I appreciate his taking the time to put the big L's and R's on the front with magic marker, like his other groovy white shoes.

TeleBrew · July 25th, 2009, 06:54 PM

The L & R on Wardpike's shoes really stand for "Larry" & "Ricky." He named his shoes after his pet gypsy moth caterpillars.

redstringuitar · July 25th, 2009, 07:05 PM

All TeleBrew's pets have name badges, he does have a lot of insects.

Wardpike · July 25th, 2009, 07:50 PM

Redstringuitar's favorite all-time guitar hero is Philip Sousa.

PennyCentury · July 25th, 2009, 07:56 PM

Wardpike has created a guitar-saxophone hybrid called the Sousacaster. There's ]just one problem, he can't figure out which end to blow into.

What a Sousacaster might look like:

brandt · July 25th, 2009, 08:21 PM

PennyCentury figured out which end of the SousaCaster to blow into but she just didn't like it very much...

Wardpike · July 25th, 2009, 08:28 PM

..and if anyone can teach ¢ to blow, it's Brandt!

PennyCentury · July 25th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Wardpike blew a piccolo in a Colour Guard in a previous life.

(won't someone else please post to this thread? I'm tired of lying about Mr. Pike, he doesn't deserve it!)

homerzeppelin · July 25th, 2009, 10:14 PM

PennyCentury's favorite movie is Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 12:08 AM

homerzepplin's favorite TV show is BBC's Robin Hood

PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 12:14 AM

Wardpike is Dennis Moore, AKA Robin Hood, who robs the rich, and givesthe poor... LUPINS!

this

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 12:35 AM

¢ still has the wild pink, purple, mauve, white Newfoundland Lupins I gave her yesterday.

PennyCentury · July 26th, 2009, 12:50 AM

Wardpike has reduced my identity to a cents symbol.
Therefore, I am reducing him to the "þ" symbol. ("Thorn")

Wikipedia:
The thorn rune is used as a symbol of evil in some films in the Halloween series.

Wardpike · July 26th, 2009, 12:57 AM

¢ is a devalued currency not worth a hay-penny anymore, I'm afraid.

Swee_tone · July 26th, 2009, 01:36 AM

Wardpike drives his AMC Pacer down to accordian lessons every friday night, but is home in bed by 7:45 pm.

ScatMan · July 26th, 2009, 01:41 AM

Swee_tone started this thread as a means of distracting everyone while he sneaks into their houses and steals their Teles.

July 24th, 2009, 08:01 PM	#2004 (permalink)
rhstranger TDPRI Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario CANADA Age: 37 Posts: 82 6 Photos	brandt wanted his handle to be brandx, but thought society's use of "x" as a trendy, contemporary corporate branding technique was too cliche...... __________________ Fender. mmm,mmm, good....

July 24th, 2009, 08:06 PM	#2006 (permalink)
rhstranger TDPRI Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario CANADA Age: 37 Posts: 82 6 Photos	awwwwwwwwwwww......now i have to go the the grocery store. __________________ Fender. mmm,mmm, good....

July 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM	#2007 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	rhstranger hasnt been to the grocery store in years: He steals all his food from his next door neighbor, who still to this day hasnt figured it out..... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 24th, 2009, 08:37 PM	#2008 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,495 62 Photos	PraiseCaster is half Orangutan and half Monkfish... __________________ BBB.

July 24th, 2009, 08:45 PM	#2009 (permalink)
mudbean Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal Semi-Desert Semi-Paradise Age: 50 Posts: 3,189 10 Photos	BritishBluesBoy ain't really British ... and he ain't from Brooklyn, neither. mud __________________ MudBean Music Nekkid Bart: "This is the worst day of my life." Laffing Homer: "Worst day SO FAR!!"

July 24th, 2009, 07:46 PM	#2002 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	El Tedesco's avatar is not a drawing, but a picture of himself.

July 24th, 2009, 07:52 PM	#2003 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	homerzeppelin never uses a speed dialer

July 24th, 2009, 08:03 PM	#2005 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	rhstranger loves a big bowl of Capn' Crunch in the morning

July 24th, 2009, 09:04 PM	#2010 (permalink)
sean79 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: northcentral/western Pennsylvania Posts: 2,766 8 Photos	When mudbean was seventeen, he lost his glasses in a mud wrestling match at an outdoor biker event. He told his parents that he just "misplaced" them, and they were probably somewhere in his room. __________________ Every now and then I know it's kind of hard to tell, but I'm still alive and well.

July 24th, 2009, 09:10 PM	#2011 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,495 62 Photos	Sean79's favorite movie is Mrs. Doubtfire __________________ BBB.

July 24th, 2009, 09:29 PM	#2012 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	BritishBluesBoy had a vendetta against the movie Mrs. Doubtfire ever since he was rejected while casting to play the part of the man who tried to move in on Robin Williams' wife.

July 24th, 2009, 09:33 PM	#2013 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,495 62 Photos	Homerzeppelin was Robin Williams' stunt double for the film Mrs. Doubtfire... __________________ BBB.

July 24th, 2009, 09:36 PM	#2014 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	BritishBluesBoy knows I am actually Robin Williams

July 24th, 2009, 11:24 PM	#2015 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Homerzeppelin is actually Robin Williams' handmaiden. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 24th, 2009, 11:58 PM	#2016 (permalink)
bevins TDPRI Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 29	Wardpike's drives a volvo with a gunrack.

July 25th, 2009, 01:41 AM	#2017 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Bevins' telecaster has a bracket with a derringer attached, in case he loses a headcutting duel! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette Last edited by PennyCentury; July 25th, 2009 at 04:00 AM.

July 25th, 2009, 04:48 AM	#2018 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	PennyCentury has no idea what a derringer is, or what a headcutting duel is. She thinks the derringer is a motorcycle, and a headcutting duel is a competition for barbers __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 25th, 2009, 08:50 AM	#2020 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Penny is using her DMV photo as her avatar today. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 25th, 2009, 11:42 AM	#2021 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Wardpike is planning to go back to school so someday he can work in the DMV

July 25th, 2009, 06:27 PM	#2023 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	El Tedesco's driving days are numbered. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 25th, 2009, 06:44 PM	#2024 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	Wardpike's shoes are lettered (L & R) __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 25th, 2009, 06:48 PM	#2025 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Redstringuitar leant me those shoes, not realizing that I wear cowboy boots. But I appreciate his taking the time to put the big L's and R's on the front with magic marker, like his other groovy white shoes. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 25th, 2009, 06:54 PM	#2026 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	The L & R on Wardpike's shoes really stand for "Larry" & "Ricky." He named his shoes after his pet gypsy moth caterpillars. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 25th, 2009, 07:05 PM	#2027 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	All TeleBrew's pets have name badges, he does have a lot of insects. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 25th, 2009, 07:50 PM	#2028 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Redstringuitar's favorite all-time guitar hero is Philip Sousa. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

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July 25th, 2009, 07:56 PM	#2029 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike has created a guitar-saxophone hybrid called the Sousacaster. There's ]just one problem, he can't figure out which end to blow into. *What a Sousacaster might look like:* __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 25th, 2009, 08:21 PM	#2030 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	PennyCentury figured out which end of the SousaCaster to blow into but she just didn't like it very much...

July 25th, 2009, 08:28 PM	#2031 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	..and if anyone can teach ¢ to blow, it's Brandt! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 25th, 2009, 08:49 PM	#2032 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike blew a piccolo in a Colour Guard in a previous life. (won't someone else please post to this thread? I'm tired of lying about Mr. Pike, he doesn't deserve it!) __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 25th, 2009, 10:14 PM	#2033 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	PennyCentury's favorite movie is Robin Hood: Men in Tights

July 26th, 2009, 12:08 AM	#2034 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	homerzepplin's favorite TV show is BBC's Robin Hood __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 12:14 AM	#2035 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike is Dennis Moore, AKA Robin Hood, who robs the rich, and givesthe poor... LUPINS! this __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 26th, 2009, 12:35 AM	#2036 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	¢ still has the wild pink, purple, mauve, white Newfoundland Lupins I gave her yesterday. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 26th, 2009, 12:50 AM	#2037 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike has reduced my identity to a cents symbol. Therefore, I am reducing him to the "þ" symbol. ("Thorn") Wikipedia: The thorn rune is used as a symbol of evil in some films in the Halloween series. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 26th, 2009, 12:57 AM	#2038 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	¢ is a devalued currency not worth a hay-penny anymore, I'm afraid. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44