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PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 03:33 PM

Buckocaster51 is an ex-con, that’s served time for asking people to pet his monkey. He had no monkey.

boris bubbanov · June 25th, 2009, 03:46 PM

Praisecaster has implanted a GPS/mind control chip in every polar bear on the planet, and he's about to unleash them on someone. But who?

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 03:47 PM

boris bubbanov is really a nice guy, incredibly handsome, and can play a guitar better than anyone, past present or future.

maestrovert · June 25th, 2009, 03:53 PM

PraiseCaster is a C.H. Spurgeon devotee*

*this may well prove to be true

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 03:55 PM

Maestrovert cant play guitar, is ugly, and not very nice............

(spurgeon? Eh, so-so......)

Paul in Colorado · June 25th, 2009, 04:10 PM

PraiseCaster regularly hosts parties where everyone dresses as Goths and dance to the music of East Indian Industrial Shoegazer bands. For snacks he serves various species of insects, grilled, baked and deep fried.

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 04:12 PM

Paul in Colorado actually believes that monkey-butlers exist.

numeric · June 25th, 2009, 04:14 PM

JimmyJam will only appear live in a kitten costume.

adifferentbreed · June 25th, 2009, 04:16 PM

Numeric was once in The national Enquirer incompromising photos with Janet Reno AND Bea Arther,,,,there was a rubbr chicken invovled.

maestrovert · June 25th, 2009, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraiseCaster

Maestrovert cant play guitar, is ugly, and not very nice............

hey now, you're s'posed to tell fibs.....

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maestrovert

hey now, you're s'posed to tell fibs.....

ok:

maestrovert was the gopher in all the caddyshack movies

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 04:24 PM

Praisecaster claims that he has superpowers and has saved earth many times from Omegatron.

Fret Wilkes · June 25th, 2009, 04:58 PM

JimmyJam has a wife named NellyJelly

Frontier9 · June 25th, 2009, 05:12 PM

Fret Wilkes is ignoring chet

xjazzy · June 25th, 2009, 05:18 PM

Frontier9 can't count pass 12.

redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 05:26 PM

xjazzy thinks a Telecaster is a fly-fisherman who uses TVs as bait.

Skully · June 25th, 2009, 05:27 PM

^Still jazzy^.

Roli · June 25th, 2009, 05:31 PM

Skully has Brad Paisley photos under the pickguard of all of his guitars.

.

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 05:35 PM

Roli has a shrine dedicated to Lucille Ball. Incense and bon bons adorn it.

redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM

Roli is hungry, not of Hungary.

ddewerd · June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM

Roli can't play 12 bar blues...

He passes out drunk after the second or third one...

Cheers,
Doug

Buckocaster51 · June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM

Roli has Skully's photos under the pickguard of all of his guitars!

redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 05:38 PM

JimmyJam plays with a sweaty sock over his headstock, to hide the fact that it's an Encore.

Frontier9 · June 25th, 2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyJam

Roli has a shrine dedicated to Lucille Ball. Incense and bon bons adorn it.

That's a bad thing?

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frontier9

That's a bad thing?

No, not a bad thing. Just a lie about the previous poster.

Frontier9 likes to use peanut butter to lure neighborhood pets to his happy places.

redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 05:46 PM

Frontier9 bakes cookies that look like poo.

Fret Wilkes · June 25th, 2009, 05:55 PM

Frontier9 makes poo that looks like cookies

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 05:57 PM

Fret Wilkes sued NBC because he said Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was in fact his love child from his affair with chet.

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 05:59 PM

PraiseCaster married a bearded lady and travels with a circus troupe selling meat on a stick.

homerzeppelin · June 25th, 2009, 06:05 PM

The guy above me just farted.

redstringuitar · June 25th, 2009, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

The guy above me just farted.

So kick him out the bed.

Flashback · June 25th, 2009, 06:17 PM

had relations with the same hooker the shamwow guy did!

PraiseCaster · June 25th, 2009, 06:19 PM

Flashback was in fact the ugly redheaded step child that was kept in the basement during family reunions.

mudshark · June 25th, 2009, 06:52 PM

PC likes to relax around the house clad in only assless chaps.

homerzeppelin · June 25th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Mudshark was the one who cut the ass out of the chaps

e-merlin · June 25th, 2009, 07:31 PM

homerzeppelin knows that all chaps are assless.

bandeapart · June 25th, 2009, 07:33 PM

e-merlin shared the same bed with Micheal Jackson growing up.

hollowman · June 25th, 2009, 07:35 PM

"he chops down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra"

JimmyJam · June 25th, 2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

The guy above me just farted.

I'm flatulent like that.

hollowman gained experience pleasing the Tibetan army before moving to Chatsworth to earn a meek living.

adifferentbreed · June 25th, 2009, 07:54 PM

JimmyJam..........has pretend business phone calls on his cell phone to impress people.....he doesn't even have service......

June 25th, 2009, 03:33 PM	#161 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	Buckocaster51 is an ex-con, that’s served time for asking people to pet his monkey. He had no monkey. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 25th, 2009, 03:46 PM	#162 (permalink)
boris bubbanov Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Orleans, LA + in the past Posts: 15,209	Praisecaster has implanted a GPS/mind control chip in every polar bear on the planet, and he's about to unleash them on someone. But who? __________________ When i listen

June 25th, 2009, 03:47 PM	#163 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	boris bubbanov is really a nice guy, incredibly handsome, and can play a guitar better than anyone, past present or future. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 25th, 2009, 03:55 PM	#165 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	Maestrovert cant play guitar, is ugly, and not very nice............ (spurgeon? Eh, so-so......) __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 25th, 2009, 04:10 PM	#166 (permalink)
Paul in Colorado Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Collins, CO Age: 56 Posts: 5,155 3 Photos	PraiseCaster regularly hosts parties where everyone dresses as Goths and dance to the music of East Indian Industrial Shoegazer bands. For snacks he serves various species of insects, grilled, baked and deep fried. __________________ www.tuatha.net "There are only two kinds of music. Fast and slow."

June 25th, 2009, 03:53 PM	#164 (permalink)
maestrovert Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 8,024	PraiseCaster is a C.H. Spurgeon devotee* *this may well prove to be true

June 25th, 2009, 04:12 PM	#167 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	Paul in Colorado actually believes that monkey-butlers exist.

June 25th, 2009, 04:14 PM	#168 (permalink)
numeric Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ames, IA Posts: 614	JimmyJam will only appear live in a kitten costume. __________________ Matt

June 25th, 2009, 04:16 PM	#169 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	Numeric was once in The national Enquirer incompromising photos with Janet Reno AND Bea Arther,,,,there was a rubbr chicken invovled. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 25th, 2009, 04:24 PM	#172 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	Praisecaster claims that he has superpowers and has saved earth many times from Omegatron.

June 25th, 2009, 04:58 PM	#173 (permalink)
Fret Wilkes Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Harmony, R.I. Age: 52 Posts: 1,500 47 Photos	JimmyJam has a wife named NellyJelly __________________ See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.

June 25th, 2009, 05:12 PM	#174 (permalink)
Frontier9 Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Sunny New Jersey Age: 50 Posts: 606	Fret Wilkes is ignoring chet

June 25th, 2009, 05:18 PM	#175 (permalink)
xjazzy Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Portugal Age: 29 Posts: 1,706 6 Photos	Frontier9 can't count pass 12. __________________ Still got the Twang! myspace.com/jpmartins

June 25th, 2009, 05:26 PM	#176 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	xjazzy thinks a Telecaster is a fly-fisherman who uses TVs as bait. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

June 25th, 2009, 05:27 PM	#177 (permalink)
Skully Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Glamorous NoHo Posts: 4,868	^Still jazzy^. __________________ Myspace.com/skullysounds

June 25th, 2009, 05:31 PM	#178 (permalink)
Roli Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ¤ Hungary ¤ Posts: 2,379 8 Photos	Skully has Brad Paisley photos under the pickguard of all of his guitars. . __________________ How I Play Fingerstyle Guitar - blog for rookies and not so rookies - with videos now!

June 25th, 2009, 05:35 PM	#179 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	Roli has a shrine dedicated to Lucille Ball. Incense and bon bons adorn it.

June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM	#180 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	Roli is hungry, not of Hungary. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM	#181 (permalink)
ddewerd Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Willow Springs, Great-State-of-Texas Age: 49 Posts: 878 25 Photos	Roli can't play 12 bar blues... He passes out drunk after the second or third one... Cheers, Doug

June 25th, 2009, 05:36 PM	#182 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	Roli has Skully's photos under the pickguard of all of his guitars! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

June 25th, 2009, 05:38 PM	#183 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	JimmyJam plays with a sweaty sock over his headstock, to hide the fact that it's an Encore. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

June 25th, 2009, 05:46 PM	#186 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	Frontier9 bakes cookies that look like poo. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

June 25th, 2009, 05:55 PM	#187 (permalink)
Fret Wilkes Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Harmony, R.I. Age: 52 Posts: 1,500 47 Photos	Frontier9 makes poo that looks like cookies __________________ See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.

June 25th, 2009, 05:57 PM	#188 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	Fret Wilkes sued NBC because he said Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was in fact his love child from his affair with chet. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 25th, 2009, 05:59 PM	#189 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	PraiseCaster married a bearded lady and travels with a circus troupe selling meat on a stick.

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June 25th, 2009, 06:05 PM	#190 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	The guy above me just farted.

June 25th, 2009, 06:17 PM	#192 (permalink)
Flashback Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Swamps of DOOM, South Carolina Posts: 1,040 1 Photos	had relations with the same hooker the shamwow guy did!

June 25th, 2009, 06:19 PM	#193 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	Flashback was in fact the ugly redheaded step child that was kept in the basement during family reunions. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 25th, 2009, 06:52 PM	#194 (permalink)
mudshark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Groover's Paradise Age: 58 Posts: 1,404	PC likes to relax around the house clad in only assless chaps. __________________ mudshark Klaatu barada nikto

June 25th, 2009, 07:04 PM	#195 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Mudshark was the one who cut the ass out of the chaps

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bandeapart Tele-Meister Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hollywood, Ca Age: 24 Posts: 447	e-merlin shared the same bed with Micheal Jackson growing up. __________________ Jetglo is the new black

June 25th, 2009, 07:35 PM	#198 (permalink)
hollowman Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kansas City Age: 45 Posts: 780	"he chops down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra" __________________ "In a land where all are blind, the one eyed man is king"

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adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	JimmyJam..........has pretend business phone calls on his cell phone to impress people.....he doesn't even have service...... __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

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