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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:36 AM   #1281 (permalink)
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Ha! There we have it! Hoodie is giggleing about his own jokes.

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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:39 AM   #1282 (permalink)
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El Tedesco still surfs the web on an IBM 286 with dial up on a 14400 baud modem.
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Can the UART on a '286 handle 14.4? It would be more like a 2400 baud modem.
Or even 1200, maybe with an acoustic coupler!
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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:41 AM   #1283 (permalink)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:42 AM   #1284 (permalink)
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El Tedesco is having a problem with narrow bandwidth -- the Intartubes pipes are too small, and are knocking the tops off of the "zeroes".
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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:49 AM   #1285 (permalink)
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PennyCentury has no idea that stuff like "bandwith and intartubes" are way out of fashion. Nevermind the knocked off zeroes.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 03:57 AM   #1286 (permalink)
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El Tedesco had a bit part in "Grease". Remember that cigarette that Sandy crushes out with her stilletto before she launches into "You're the One That I Want?" You guessed it...
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Old July 9th, 2009, 04:01 AM   #1287 (permalink)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 04:27 AM   #1288 (permalink)
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El Tedesco has played on more HIT pop rock sessions than Tommy Tedesco.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 04:49 AM   #1289 (permalink)
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Penny Century is trying to stir the "Tommy Pot". That's really something!
Besides, PennyCentury's favorite stockings are "Pippi Longstockings".
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Old July 9th, 2009, 05:20 AM   #1290 (permalink)
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El Tedesco let the cat out of the bag -- he's a garter belt and stockings man.
Like Eddie Izzard?
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Old July 9th, 2009, 05:33 AM   #1291 (permalink)
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PennyCentury set her alarm for 4:20am to burn one.

*aside* what is everyone doing up still? I'm on nights this week (every other weeks, days then night...I managed the only engineering job in the world with such a crappy schedule) and just got home from work!
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Old July 9th, 2009, 05:35 AM   #1292 (permalink)
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PennyCentury is the only known licensed pennyfarthing rider.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 05:35 AM   #1293 (permalink)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 05:38 AM   #1294 (permalink)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 11:43 AM   #1297 (permalink)
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Hecks spends his day trying to figure out if the Acme Rubber Cement Block Company makes Cement Blocks our of rubber or blocks out of rubber cement.

He needs to get a life.

Really...
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Bucko is missing his 'kids' and just assigned homework to the cat and dog...
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Brandt raises his hand and asks, "Do we need to know that for the test?"
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Buckocaster51's dog cribbed the cat's test answers... and now he's in doggie detention (the dog, that is) Please excuse the faulty grammar.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:24 PM   #1301 (permalink)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:29 PM   #1303 (permalink)
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Pennycaster is smearing maple syrup on her body right now, even as we speak, even as she reads this, at this very moment. And is wondering why hey keyboard is sticky.
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I stole mine from the Famolare shoe store.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:31 PM   #1305 (permalink)
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Pennycaster is smearing maple syrup on her body right now, even as we speak, even as she reads this, at this very moment. And is wondering why hey keyboard is sticky.
Wardpike is jonesing for the "full Aunt Jemima Treatment"
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:37 PM   #1306 (permalink)
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As a child PennyCentury was deathly afraid of pancakes, waffles, and french toast.
Not true, but Omelets make me shudder. Especially when Hecks makes 'em.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:50 PM   #1308 (permalink)
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To this day, PennyCentury doesn't know the difference between omelettes and pancakes.
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:53 PM   #1309 (permalink)
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When Penny C said "not true" she was lying, and now I'm lying about lying about lies... but PennyC always speaks the truth."
;-) ;) (one of those should work)
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:55 PM   #1310 (permalink)
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El Tedesco is really Tommy Tedesco... and dreams of playing Secret Agent Man on the 'Lawrence Welk Show'
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:57 PM   #1311 (permalink)
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Ward just repeated himself and didn't lie about himself at all... well mayeb, in there somewhere, he didn't... maybe not, I must lie somehow!

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Wardpike tries to lie her/himself out of lying, boy what has this world come to
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Old July 9th, 2009, 01:59 PM   #1313 (permalink)
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El Tedesco totally noticed and read every single lie in this thread... and still dreams of appearing on the Lawrence Welk SHow
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Old July 9th, 2009, 02:10 PM   #1314 (permalink)
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Here we go again! It's Wardpike and PennyCentury who still like to think they are the main characters out of Vanity Fair
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WardPike claims the case of "Depends" spotted on his bathroom shelf are for neck insulation for the winter....hmmmm......I think he's strecthing the truth here in addition to the additional stretch that would be required in order to use said Depends for claimed neck insulation.
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Tedesco got in there before I could. The Lawrence Welk rumors are true however.
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Televised just came off the stretcher. Now he thinks he is "tall" enough to make a significant post!
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PraiseCaster is still in search of Buddy Merrill's Tele, because it is rumored to be mint and unplayed past the third fret...

(Buddy Merrill on Lawence Welk show, endorsed the Tele in the early 50's)

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