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Wardpike · July 8th, 2009, 09:06 PM

Penny didn't actually lie above...

PennyCentury · July 8th, 2009, 11:13 PM

Mrs. Wardpike sold Ward's Tele collection at her yard sale and cleared $ 27 CN. Fortunately, Ward was out on a gig using his Teisco Del Rey so he's still got that...

Southpaw Tele · July 8th, 2009, 11:55 PM

Penny is a dude.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 12:16 AM

Southpaw Tele is the inventor of the chemical toilet.

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 12:25 AM

HoodieMcfoodie cleans those toilets.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 12:30 AM

See. She's stalking me I tell you...

Shouldn't you be going to bed or something...

I don't really want to play this next card, but here goes.

Penny is really CHET come back to get his revenge.

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 12:39 AM

Revenge for what? I was posting here for a few weeks, then C*H*E*T left.
I don't know why, didn't get to know him. I won't turn this back on Hoodie, I have no reason to.

But I will say that HoodieMcfoodie is a really cool guy. Just don't mention his Vegemite accident.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 12:47 AM

PennyCentury played the guitar solo in REO Speedwagon's "Keep Pushin'" Awesome

And here's a few extra smilies to make up for the one's I forgot to put in my last post.

ASAT-Sean · July 9th, 2009, 01:20 AM

HoodieMcFoodie's real name is NoodieMcFoodie.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 01:31 AM

ASAT-Sean is the original Ozark Mountain Daredevil

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 01:38 AM

Tips from the ASAT-Sean's Book of Missouri Manners

1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. (Even if it's a funeral.)
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

Southpaw Tele · July 9th, 2009, 01:49 AM

Penny ran for governor of New Hampshire, which isn't actually a state, but a small town in Massachusetts.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 01:57 AM

Southpaw Tele isn't really a southpaw at all. Look at his avatar.

Southpaw Tele · July 9th, 2009, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoodieMcFoodie

Southpaw Tele isn't really a southpaw at all. Look at his avatar.

If only I could play like the guy in my avatar

Ok, back to the lying and what not...

HoodieMcFoodie is the basis for the character, Mick "Crocodile" Dundee.

Wardpike · July 9th, 2009, 02:12 AM

Southpaw would rather be Square-Dancin' right about now.

Lerb21 · July 9th, 2009, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

Southpaw would rather be Square-Dancin' right about now.

Wardpike is a real Warden at a Pike Penitentiary.

Buckocaster51 · July 9th, 2009, 02:23 AM

When Lerb21 sits at a lunch table, everybody in the ENTIRE lunchroom gets up and leaves...

Southpaw Tele · July 9th, 2009, 02:27 AM

Buckocaster hates sparkle finishes, ESPECIALLY on Teles.

Buckocaster51 · July 9th, 2009, 02:29 AM

Southpaw Tele wouldn't know "stripper dust" if it nipped him on the nose...

no, wait, these are supposed to be lies!

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 02:34 AM

Buckocaster51's real username is BuckocasterS1. Unbeknownst to everone, he secretly fits an S1 switch on the control plate of all those sparklecasters...

Wardpike · July 9th, 2009, 02:38 AM

HoodieMcFoodie would love to get his hands on Buckocaster's "control plate"

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 02:42 AM

Wardpike wrote, directed, scored and starred in the Off Broadway production of Dumb and Dumber, the Musical.

Wardpike · July 9th, 2009, 02:45 AM

Hoodie McFoodie wasn't smart enough to get the nod for the role of "dumberer" in said musical.

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 02:49 AM

Bryan "Cocktail" Brown is set to play the lead in the HoodieMcfoodie Story, but only because Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan was not available for the part. BTW, all the Bruces and Sheilas approve.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 02:49 AM

Wardpike was too dumb to realise it was a one man show...

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 02:50 AM

PennyCentury has an abnormal fear of sheep, which she cleverly disguises as insomnia.

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 02:53 AM

(Ward and Hoodie keep throwing off my timing in this thread !!!)

Hoodie started a tribute group in honor of Angus and Malcolm -- AD/HD

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 02:58 AM

The New Hampshire Primary is a load of hooey. When you guys want a New President you just ask PennyCentury who she'd choose...

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:03 AM

From Penny Lane to Penny Century? That's unbelievable!

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 03:06 AM

El Tedesco has me mistaken for someone else...

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:08 AM

You wish! You just jumped the line!! HoodieFoodie jumped the line!!!

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 03:09 AM

By 5 minutes?

El Tedesco is hardwired to an atomic clock.

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:12 AM

I never heard of such a thing. Hoodie is having a bad dream.

PennyCentury · July 9th, 2009, 03:19 AM

El Tedesco wants me to change my user name on TDPRI to PennyCaster.
He's jealous because I used to play bass with Los Straitjackets and Southern Culture on the Skids.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 03:20 AM

When El Tedesco sneezes he sounds like the blow-down valve he had fitted to his Hyundai Elantra. He sneezes like this because he think it makes him sound attractive to the laydeez.

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:23 AM

Pennycaster is already taken.

Btw, it was the Lost Paparazzis she was with, when they tried to follow the skid of the Southern Culture

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:25 AM

Hoodie jumped the line again. At least that's what he thinks. This time I let him get away with it

Ps Nobody has ever dared to accuse me of owning a Hyundai Elantra!!

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 03:26 AM

El Tedesco still surfs the web on an IBM 286 with dial up on a 14400 baud modem.

El Tedesco · July 9th, 2009, 03:28 AM

Pah! Hoodie is using his big brothers picture in his avatar

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 03:31 AM

How was I supposed to know that was not a lie?

El Tedesco is actually a pseudenym from that other TDPer, Slow Reflexes

July 8th, 2009, 09:06 PM	#1241 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Penny didn't actually lie above... __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 8th, 2009, 11:13 PM	#1242 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Mrs. Wardpike sold Ward's Tele collection at her yard sale and cleared $ 27 CN. Fortunately, Ward was out on a gig using his Teisco Del Rey so he's still got that... __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 8th, 2009, 11:55 PM	#1243 (permalink)
Southpaw Tele Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Golden State Age: 37 Posts: 468	Penny is a dude. __________________ "A man's got to know his limitations" - Harry Callahan in "Magnum Force"

July 9th, 2009, 12:16 AM	#1244 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Southpaw Tele is the inventor of the chemical toilet. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 12:25 AM	#1245 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	HoodieMcfoodie cleans those toilets. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 9th, 2009, 12:30 AM	#1246 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	See. She's stalking me I tell you... Shouldn't you be going to bed or something... I don't really want to play this next card, but here goes. Penny is really CHET come back to get his revenge. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 12:39 AM	#1247 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Revenge for what? I was posting here for a few weeks, then CHET left. I don't know why, didn't get to know him. I won't turn this back on Hoodie, I have no reason to. But I will say that HoodieMcfoodie is a really cool guy. Just don't mention his Vegemite accident. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness!* I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 9th, 2009, 12:47 AM	#1248 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	PennyCentury played the guitar solo in REO Speedwagon's "Keep Pushin'" Awesome And here's a few extra smilies to make up for the one's I forgot to put in my last post. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 01:20 AM	#1249 (permalink)
ASAT-Sean Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ozark,MO Posts: 159	HoodieMcFoodie's real name is NoodieMcFoodie. __________________ "I would like to inquire about your spoons."http://www.thehighriders.com

July 9th, 2009, 01:31 AM	#1250 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	ASAT-Sean is the original Ozark Mountain Daredevil __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 01:38 AM	#1251 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Tips from the ASAT-Sean's Book of Missouri Manners 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. (Even if it's a funeral.) 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 9th, 2009, 01:49 AM	#1252 (permalink)
Southpaw Tele Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Golden State Age: 37 Posts: 468	Penny ran for governor of New Hampshire, which isn't actually a state, but a small town in Massachusetts. __________________ "A man's got to know his limitations" - Harry Callahan in "Magnum Force"

July 9th, 2009, 01:57 AM	#1253 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Southpaw Tele isn't really a southpaw at all. Look at his avatar. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 02:12 AM	#1255 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Southpaw would rather be Square-Dancin' right about now. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 9th, 2009, 02:23 AM	#1257 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,405 1 Photos	When Lerb21 sits at a lunch table, everybody in the ENTIRE lunchroom gets up and leaves... __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 9th, 2009, 02:27 AM	#1258 (permalink)
Southpaw Tele Tele-Meister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Golden State Age: 37 Posts: 468	Buckocaster hates sparkle finishes, ESPECIALLY on Teles. __________________ "A man's got to know his limitations" - Harry Callahan in "Magnum Force"

July 9th, 2009, 02:29 AM	#1259 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,405 1 Photos	Southpaw Tele wouldn't know "stripper dust" if it nipped him on the nose... no, wait, these are supposed to be lies! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 9th, 2009, 02:34 AM	#1260 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Buckocaster51's real username is BuckocasterS1. Unbeknownst to everone, he secretly fits an S1 switch on the control plate of all those sparklecasters... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 02:38 AM	#1261 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	HoodieMcFoodie would love to get his hands on Buckocaster's "control plate" __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 9th, 2009, 02:42 AM	#1262 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Wardpike wrote, directed, scored and starred in the Off Broadway production of Dumb and Dumber, the Musical. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 02:45 AM	#1263 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Hoodie McFoodie wasn't smart enough to get the nod for the role of "dumberer" in said musical. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 9th, 2009, 02:49 AM	#1264 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	Bryan "Cocktail" Brown is set to play the lead in the *HoodieMcfoodie* Story, but only because Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan was not available for the part. BTW, all the Bruces and Sheilas approve. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 9th, 2009, 02:49 AM	#1265 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	Wardpike was too dumb to realise it was a one man show... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 02:50 AM	#1266 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	PennyCentury has an abnormal fear of sheep, which she cleverly disguises as insomnia. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 02:53 AM	#1267 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	(Ward and Hoodie keep throwing off my timing in this thread !!!) Hoodie started a tribute group in honor of Angus and Malcolm -- AD/HD __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

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July 9th, 2009, 02:58 AM	#1268 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	The New Hampshire Primary is a load of hooey. When you guys want a New President you just ask PennyCentury who she'd choose... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 03:03 AM	#1269 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	From Penny Lane to Penny Century? That's unbelievable! __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 9th, 2009, 03:06 AM	#1270 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	El Tedesco has me mistaken for someone else... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 03:08 AM	#1271 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	You wish! You just jumped the line!! HoodieFoodie jumped the line!!! __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 9th, 2009, 03:09 AM	#1272 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	By 5 minutes? El Tedesco is hardwired to an atomic clock. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 03:12 AM	#1273 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	I never heard of such a thing. Hoodie is having a bad dream. __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 9th, 2009, 03:19 AM	#1274 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 857	El Tedesco wants me to change my user name on TDPRI to PennyCaster. He's jealous because I used to play bass with Los Straitjackets and Southern Culture on the Skids. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 9th, 2009, 03:20 AM	#1275 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,109	When El Tedesco sneezes he sounds like the blow-down valve he had fitted to his Hyundai Elantra. He sneezes like this because he think it makes him sound attractive to the laydeez. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 03:23 AM	#1276 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	Pennycaster is already taken. Btw, it was the Lost Paparazzis she was with, when they tried to follow the skid of the Southern Culture __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!

July 9th, 2009, 03:25 AM	#1277 (permalink)
El Tedesco Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Western Hemisphere Age: 50 Posts: 741 21 Photos	Hoodie jumped the line again. At least that's what he thinks. This time I let him get away with it Ps Nobody has ever dared to accuse me of owning a Hyundai Elantra!! __________________ Hard Times in the Land of Plenty!