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Old July 8th, 2009, 02:47 PM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old July 8th, 2009, 02:58 PM   #1206 (permalink)
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Old July 8th, 2009, 03:00 PM   #1208 (permalink)
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As a recovering germophobe, that is a spot on lie! Unless I'm also sampling the hand sanitizer in the next aisle over.
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Thats not Chris Clemens in his avatar: He paid a model to pose for the camera, because, well, this is what Chris really looks like:
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As a recovering germophobe, that is a spot on lie!
I think that is the whole point of the thread -Glad I struck a nerve though

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Andy Summers recorded his first album with Stewart Copeland and Gordon Sumner before he was born, using some very special equipment. He was unable to go on tour to support the album because his Mum was pregnant at the time.

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