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Wardpike · July 7th, 2009, 12:39 PM

Praisecaster PROMISED to stop using the heavy duty tranq darts on me!!

iansmitchell · July 7th, 2009, 12:52 PM

Praisecaster eats nails and pees gasoline.

homerzeppelin · July 7th, 2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iansmitchell

Praisecaster eats nails and pees gasoline.

ianmitchell is trying to figure out a way to market this phenomena.

iansmitchell · July 7th, 2009, 02:09 PM

Homerzepplin is consulting the saudis on how to harness this potential power.

PraiseCaster · July 7th, 2009, 02:33 PM

iansmitchell has a hamer and matches on him at all times, which really gives me the heebie-jeebies!

Talmir · July 7th, 2009, 02:52 PM

PraiseCaster is browsing from a cave in Australia

PennyCentury · July 7th, 2009, 03:05 PM

Talmir eats Hákarl and pees Brennivin -- but then again, so does everyone else at home. Which explains the existence of Björk

Goðandain everyone!

Fendrcaster · July 7th, 2009, 03:11 PM

PennyCentury is actually a nanobot sent from the Andromeda Galaxy.

PraiseCaster · July 7th, 2009, 03:13 PM

Fendrcaster has been admitted to the local hospital, and he is in total shock:

He found out that PennyCentury is Bjork

brandt · July 7th, 2009, 03:17 PM

PennyCentury was once the principal feather collector for Bjork while living in Iceland during a study abroad program in college

homerzeppelin · July 7th, 2009, 03:19 PM

brandt only has 1 song on his ipod..."Happy Birthday" sung by The Ramones.

PennyCentury · July 7th, 2009, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

brandt only has 1 song on his ipod..."Happy Birthday" sung by The Ramones.

Parenthetical aside:
I loved that Simpsons episode, the Ramones singing for Mr. Burns: "Happy Birthday you old bastid"

The Lie:
Oh, and homerzeppelin was one of the 34 producers of that episode.

ScatMan · July 7th, 2009, 04:04 PM

Penny cannot grasp the significance of having opposable thumbs. She also cannot see the irony in that.

homerzeppelin · July 7th, 2009, 04:07 PM

Here is a pic of ScatMan posing with the computer he uses for TDPRI.

and for Penny:

PraiseCaster · July 7th, 2009, 08:46 PM

homerzeppelin does not, repeat, does not use computers: He sends smoke signals to and Awhapaho tribesman down the river from him, who gives it to his kid, and posts his cryptic messages on forums all over.

What is the cryptic message?

Drink Ovaltine!

Fendrcaster · July 7th, 2009, 08:53 PM

PraiseCaster still eats Maypo.

BritishBluesBoy · July 7th, 2009, 08:58 PM

Fendrcaster ate my hamster!!??

PennyCentury · July 7th, 2009, 09:11 PM

BritishBluesBoy is the only one who remembers who "Freddie Starr" is.

PennyCentury · July 7th, 2009, 09:15 PM

Ah, Freddie Starr is remembered for allegedly "eating a hamster".
IIRC, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a dove on stage.

But BritishBluesBoy actually ate a goat onstage while playing "Gonna Booglarize You, Baby"

redstringuitar · July 7th, 2009, 11:07 PM

PennyCentury got fired from her last band for eating the bass-player's goatee.

Wardpike · July 7th, 2009, 11:48 PM

redstringuitar got fired from his last gig for eating something else belonged to the bass-player! :o

HoodieMcFoodie · July 8th, 2009, 12:57 AM

Wardpike is the originator of the Yellow Flower joke...

iansmitchell · July 8th, 2009, 01:05 AM

Hoodie mc floodie has a business tie tattooed to his chest for in-hot tub teleconferences with corporate.

redstringuitar · July 8th, 2009, 01:28 AM

iansmitchell has eyes tatooed on his eye-lids, so his boss never catches him napping.

Tele Joe · July 8th, 2009, 01:40 AM

redstringuitar is afraid to post in this thread in case what the next person says about him is true.

PraiseCaster · July 8th, 2009, 01:42 AM

Tele Joe claims that Jimmi Hendrix is a major influence. He is not.

His real influence, and his idol is in fact this guy:

redstringuitar · July 8th, 2009, 01:44 AM

Tele Joe fully realizes that everything posted on this thread about redstringuitar is true.

homerzeppelin · July 8th, 2009, 04:15 AM

It is a common myth that redstringuitar was raised by wild wolves.

The fact of the matter is that he was raised by tame, captive wolves at the Toledo Zoo.

badmelonfarmer · July 8th, 2009, 04:59 AM

homerzeppelin 's farts are considered to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction by the UN.

Stan Martin · July 8th, 2009, 08:11 AM

is the inventor of Baconnaise,which isn't a crime, it's the fact that BMF
is also a late night fitness guru hocking CD's to be fit.
Genius! Market fat building tastey baconnaise, belittle people for being fat and then selling a fitness program.

Badmelonfarmer wins the Real Men of Genius Award.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 8th, 2009, 09:00 AM

Stan Martin was visiting London and wanted to get from Buckingham Palace to the London Eye. He hailed what he thought was a passing cab, but unfortunately it was Prince Charles who was out for a late afternoon stroll. Stan spent the rest of his holiday locked up in the Tower of London along with all the other myopic Pepperells...

PennyCentury · July 8th, 2009, 10:14 AM

HoodieMcfoodie is wondering why he is always stuck with my responses. I can't say why myself, but it's got something to do with the astrological signs.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 8th, 2009, 10:19 AM

It's because you're stalking me Penny...

PennyCentury is, is, umm, look she just is, OK!!!!

PennyCentury · July 8th, 2009, 10:39 AM

I've known HoodieMcfoodie for ages, he just didn't recognize me until I updated my Avatar.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 8th, 2009, 10:53 AM

pennyusd.jpg Oh it's YOU!!! Please turn your avatar up the right way around. I like meeting new and interesting people.

PennyCentury is my long lost 3rd cousin, twice removed from Woolloomooloo.

Joel Terry · July 8th, 2009, 10:55 AM

Penny takes her pants off in public, ties them around her neck like a cape, and runs around with her arms in front of her as if she's a flying superheroine.

Joel

ScatMan · July 8th, 2009, 11:19 AM

Joel has never seen Citizen Kane, yet goes around all day muttering the word “rosebud”. No one knows why.

brandt · July 8th, 2009, 02:21 PM

ScatMan sees LIVE people...

Buckocaster51 · July 8th, 2009, 02:33 PM

Brandt chews Copenhagen...while it is still in the can...

ScatMan · July 8th, 2009, 02:39 PM

Buckocaster51 always eats his alphabet soup sequentially. If he cannot find the next letter in the sequence, he simply stops eating.

Two years ago, he ordered the soup at Stella’s Blue Sky diner in Urbandale but couldn’t find the “A”. After an angry petulant outburst shouting: “Where‘s my A, where‘s my A?!?”, he was escorted out the door by management. The other diners were shocked and confused. He’s never been back.

July 7th, 2009, 12:39 PM	#1161 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Praisecaster PROMISED to stop using the heavy duty tranq darts on me!! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 7th, 2009, 12:52 PM	#1162 (permalink)
iansmitchell Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 1,041	Praisecaster eats nails and pees gasoline. __________________ ... Please do not insinuate anything sexual from that.

July 7th, 2009, 02:09 PM	#1164 (permalink)
iansmitchell Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 1,041	Homerzepplin is consulting the saudis on how to harness this potential power. __________________ ... Please do not insinuate anything sexual from that.

July 7th, 2009, 02:33 PM	#1165 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	iansmitchell has a hamer and matches on him at all times, which really gives me the heebie-jeebies! __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 7th, 2009, 02:52 PM	#1166 (permalink)
Talmir Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: iceland Age: 26 Posts: 422	PraiseCaster is browsing from a cave in Australia __________________

July 7th, 2009, 03:05 PM	#1167 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Talmir eats Hákarl and pees Brennivin -- but then again, so does everyone else at home. Which explains the existence of Björk Goðandain everyone! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 7th, 2009, 03:11 PM	#1168 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	PennyCentury is actually a nanobot sent from the Andromeda Galaxy. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 7th, 2009, 03:13 PM	#1169 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Fendrcaster has been admitted to the local hospital, and he is in total shock: He found out that PennyCentury is Bjork __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 7th, 2009, 03:17 PM	#1170 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	PennyCentury was once the principal feather collector for Bjork while living in Iceland during a study abroad program in college

July 7th, 2009, 03:19 PM	#1171 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	brandt only has 1 song on his ipod..."Happy Birthday" sung by The Ramones.

July 7th, 2009, 04:04 PM	#1173 (permalink)
ScatMan Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: TexasLand Posts: 897	Penny cannot grasp the significance of having opposable thumbs. She also cannot see the irony in that.

July 7th, 2009, 04:07 PM	#1174 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Here is a pic of ScatMan posing with the computer he uses for TDPRI. and for Penny:

July 7th, 2009, 08:46 PM	#1175 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	homerzeppelin does not, repeat, does not use computers: He sends smoke signals to and Awhapaho tribesman down the river from him, who gives it to his kid, and posts his cryptic messages on forums all over. What is the cryptic message? Drink Ovaltine! __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 7th, 2009, 08:53 PM	#1176 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	PraiseCaster still eats Maypo. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 7th, 2009, 08:58 PM	#1177 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,495 62 Photos	Fendrcaster ate my hamster!!?? __________________ BBB.

July 7th, 2009, 09:11 PM	#1178 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	BritishBluesBoy is the only one who remembers who "Freddie Starr" is. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 7th, 2009, 09:15 PM	#1179 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Ah, Freddie Starr is remembered for allegedly "eating a hamster". IIRC, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a dove on stage. But BritishBluesBoy actually ate a goat onstage while playing "Gonna Booglarize You, Baby" __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 7th, 2009, 11:07 PM	#1180 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	PennyCentury got fired from her last band for eating the bass-player's goatee. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 7th, 2009, 11:48 PM	#1181 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	redstringuitar got fired from his last gig for eating something else belonged to the bass-player! :o __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 8th, 2009, 12:57 AM	#1182 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	Wardpike is the originator of the Yellow Flower joke... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 8th, 2009, 01:05 AM	#1183 (permalink)
iansmitchell Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 1,041	Hoodie mc floodie has a business tie tattooed to his chest for in-hot tub teleconferences with corporate. __________________ ... Please do not insinuate anything sexual from that.

July 8th, 2009, 01:28 AM	#1184 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	iansmitchell has eyes tatooed on his eye-lids, so his boss never catches him napping. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 8th, 2009, 01:40 AM	#1185 (permalink)
Tele Joe Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South Jersey Age: 26 Posts: 261	redstringuitar is afraid to post in this thread in case what the next person says about him is true.

July 8th, 2009, 01:42 AM	#1186 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Tele Joe claims that Jimmi Hendrix is a major influence. He is not. His real influence, and his idol is in fact this guy: __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 8th, 2009, 01:44 AM	#1187 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	Tele Joe fully realizes that everything posted on this thread about redstringuitar is true. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

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July 8th, 2009, 04:15 AM	#1188 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	It is a common myth that redstringuitar was raised by wild wolves. The fact of the matter is that he was raised by tame, captive wolves at the Toledo Zoo.

July 8th, 2009, 04:59 AM	#1189 (permalink)
badmelonfarmer Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The Land of the Wurzels - UK Age: 39 Posts: 490	homerzeppelin 's farts are considered to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction by the UN.

July 8th, 2009, 08:11 AM	#1190 (permalink)
Stan Martin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Pepperell Posts: 900	badmelonfarmer is the inventor of Baconnaise,which isn't a crime, it's the fact that BMF is also a late night fitness guru hocking CD's to be fit. Genius! Market fat building tastey baconnaise, belittle people for being fat and then selling a fitness program. Badmelonfarmer wins the Real Men of Genius Award. __________________ http://www.stanmartin.net http://cdbaby.com/cd/stanmartin3

July 8th, 2009, 09:00 AM	#1191 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	Stan Martin was visiting London and wanted to get from Buckingham Palace to the London Eye. He hailed what he thought was a passing cab, but unfortunately it was Prince Charles who was out for a late afternoon stroll. Stan spent the rest of his holiday locked up in the Tower of London along with all the other myopic Pepperells... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 8th, 2009, 10:14 AM	#1192 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	HoodieMcfoodie is wondering why he is always stuck with my responses. I can't say why myself, but it's got something to do with the astrological signs. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 8th, 2009, 10:19 AM	#1193 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	It's because you're stalking me Penny... PennyCentury is, is, umm, look she just is, OK!!!! __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 8th, 2009, 10:39 AM	#1194 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	I've known HoodieMcfoodie for ages, he just didn't recognize me until I updated my Avatar. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 8th, 2009, 10:53 AM	#1195 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	pennyusd.jpg Oh it's YOU!!! Please turn your avatar up the right way around. I like meeting new and interesting people. PennyCentury is my long lost 3rd cousin, twice removed from Woolloomooloo. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 8th, 2009, 10:55 AM	#1196 (permalink)
Joel Terry Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Old Hickory (Nashville), Tennessee, USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,680 17 Photos	Penny takes her pants off in public, ties them around her neck like a cape, and runs around with her arms in front of her as if she's a flying superheroine. Joel __________________ Currently reading: Jack Lord Was An Insufferable Ass; For Example, His Christmas Gift To The Cast And Crew Was Passing A Roll Of Clorets Mints Around: Bitter Recollections From The Set Of Hawaii Five-O by Kam Fong as Chin Ho

July 8th, 2009, 11:19 AM	#1197 (permalink)
ScatMan Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: TexasLand Posts: 897	Joel has never seen Citizen Kane, yet goes around all day muttering the word “rosebud”. No one knows why.